Is is illegal to pay prostitutes with counterfeit money?

**mikeyddddd** · 07-15-2008, 12:55 PM

Fiddy counterfeit whores

**WarChild** · 07-15-2008, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by sortie

If you put six knowingly fake bills into your pocket and walk to the store then that is
enough to establish "Fraudulent intent" wether you ever get to the store or not.

Knowingly, sure, but that's not what you originally said.

**sortie** · 07-15-2008, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Knowingly, sure, but that's not what you originally said.

Didn't need to say it because the fact that you're in the court means the cops
say you knew it was fake.

Now show me the magic formula to prove to a jury that you didn't know they were fake.

It becomes a matter of whether a jury believes you didn't know.

It becomes a battle of the minds, where what was in your mind is pitted against
what is in the jury's mind and they don't mind sending you to jail.

Don't try to analyse our laws just on the printed facts. You have to look at it in the
real world. The real world means, a bag of fake money in your trunk equals jail time no
matter what. Prove it was planted or illegal searched and you get off, but that's the only way.

**_Richard_** · 07-15-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

1. prostitution = illegal
2. to pay = to give real money in exchange for something
3. prostitution = engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment
4. counterfeit money = fake money

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 => paying a prostitute with counterfeit money = paying a prostitute with fake money = paying a prostitute with money that isn't real = not paying a prostitute

if you are not really paying the prostitute then there is no prostitute => paying a prostitute with counterfeit money = legal.

i want to see someone explain this logic to a judge... haha

**Phil** · 07-15-2008, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Davey Jones

Not if anyone finds out.

I figure counterfeit money is good for tipping strippers. It's dark in strip clubs. Just print out some 20's on your ink jet on some thick pulpy paper and give it to them, they'll never notice most of them take their money give it a glance to make sure you aren't giving them a $1 and stuff it in their snizz.

This should also work well at nightclubs. Go to the bar order a drink or two, hand him the cash and say keep the change. It's too dark to tell.

that’s when you get your teeth knocked out by bouncers. Worst place to fuck around with bouncers IMHO

**GetSCORECash** · 07-15-2008, 05:17 PM

you haven't been to a strip club in Miami. They actually hold up the twenty dollar bills upto to the light to see the watermark.

Is is illegal to pay prostitutes with counterfeit money?

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