I still go to TANNING SALOIN even though its like 90 degrees and sunny outside...

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I still go to TANNING SALOIN even though its like 90 degrees and sunny outside...

    hehehehehehhe


    any other Master Tanners here?
  • Blazed
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2006
    • 1701

    #2
    Enjoy your cancer.

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    • Peaches
      Old broad
      • Oct 2002
      • 13933

      #3
      That's actually going to be one of my ads "Don't spend time sweating for hours in public when you can get a better tan faster in private"

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      • DarkJedi
        No Refunds Issued.
        • Feb 2001
        • 28301

        #4

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        • Fat Panda
          Porn is Dead. Move along.
          • Aug 2006
          • 13296

          #5
          cause your gay

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by Blazed
            Enjoy your cancer.
            ill look good in my casket at least

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by Davey Jones
              that guy uses the self tann shit.... i go Ohh Naturaleeee in the bed lolll

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              • moneybiz
                So Fucking Banned
                • Sep 2004
                • 1391

                #8
                I spray tan

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                • Evil E
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 3201

                  #9
                  No tan for me. I'm a vampire.


                  A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                  So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                  • Kudles
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5477

                    #10
                    haha me too! Tan lines suck
                    Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

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                    • cranki
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 5162

                      #11
                      Originally posted by moneybiz
                      I spray tan
                      I spray cum

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                      • Blazed
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 1701

                        #12
                        My cum contains tanning lotion.

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                        • Isradude
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1842

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                          any other Master Tanners here?
                          Amit "Isradude"
                          ICQ - 395509039

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                          • moneybiz
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 1391

                            #14
                            last time I sat in one of those things I thought I was going to have a stroke its better to spray tan I think its looks better then damaged skin.

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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291

                              #15
                              its so bad i had to post it

                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                              • Juicy D. Links
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                its so bad i had to post it

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                                • SexualDragon
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 3038

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Biddy
                                  haha me too! Tan lines suck
                                  I love tan lines
                                  Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
                                  436-127-934

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