Where the fuck have all the sigwhores gone? In this thread, I'll tell you where.

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  • DarkJedi
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Where the fuck have all the sigwhores gone? In this thread, I'll tell you where.

    Remember the times where the first half of the main GFY board was filled with nothing but 20 pages long contest threads? When the hordes of one-word post whores would invade a freshly started thread and spam the shit out of it? I noticed this hasn't been happening lately. In fact, I can't name any postwhores from the top of my head (apart from the idiots tranza and and that fat bitch Headless).

    So for a while I wondered where they had all gone.

    This was when being bored out of my mind I decided to check the Sell & Buy Forum.

    Well, hello there!

    It looks like the post whoring hype had died down and there wasn't much money to be made anymore, so all the noobs and broke teenagers found the new fad: SELLING PAGERANK HARDLINKS!

    Take a look at whats for offer there: The forum is filled with dozens of no-name nicks selling 'hardlinks' on POS one-page domains, hosted on virtual servers with hundreds of thousands of sites on them. Lame PR1-PR2 pages, with beat to the death sponsor RSS feeds, no original content whatsoever and huge linkfarms on the bottom. Every noob is claiming how awesome his "hardlink package' is for SEO purposes. I even saw someone saying that all his domains are on different C-class IP - out of interest I checked it out, and you know how his C-class IPs looked like?

    xxx.xxx.xxx.1
    xxx.xxx.xxx.2
    xxx.xxx.xxx.3

    and so on

    So they circle jerk the Pagerank back and forth on dozens of their interlinked domains. By the time the domains acquire PR1 or PR2 every site is firmly penalized in Search Engines and is pretty much worthless.

    But you know what? They actually do make money selling their links, cause there is an equal amount of noobs who just got into the business and think that buying up hundreds of those hardlinks would skyrocket their sites into top 10

    All in all, I find the whole thing interesting if only for the fact how the postwhores have evolved to a bit higher level.

  • d-null
    . . .
    • Apr 2007
    • 13724

    #2
    I actually wondered that too, well I'll be... thanks for that bit of entertaining research

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    • MoreMagic
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2006
      • 2851

      #3
      heeee stttt sometimes you talk to much

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      • halfpint
        GFY's Halfpint
        • Jun 2007
        • 15223

        #4
        sig spot

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        • Nicky
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 30071

          #5
          Some hardlinks are worth buying though, you just need to pick the right ones.

          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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          • SGS
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 5176

            #6
            Thank fuck for that and hopefully this place will be worth using again.
            See sig...

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            • Supz
              Arthur Flegenheimer
              • Jul 2006
              • 11057

              #7
              Originally posted by Nicky
              Some hardlinks are worth buying though, you just need to pick the right ones.
              What would you check for to filter good from bad?

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              • Evil E
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2005
                • 3201

                #8
                Originally posted by Nicky
                Some hardlinks are worth buying though, you just need to pick the right ones.
                Yep I was thinking of maybe selling a few myself.


                A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                • Evil E
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 3201

                  #9
                  Originally posted by supzdotcom
                  What would you check for to filter good from bad?
                  I'm not an expert but you can check the age of the site(domain/archive.org), the numbers of pages, traffic rank on alexa... to see how established the site is, also the number of back links and who they link from/to.


                  A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                  So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                  • gornyhuy
                    Chafed.
                    • May 2002
                    • 18041

                    #10
                    Nah - just come on at 4am, its all contest whoring.

                    icq:159548293

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                    • DarkJedi
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                      Nah - just come on at 4am, its all contest whoring.
                      They are using bots thinking no one notices it at 4 am.

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                      • ro8in
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1542

                        #12
                        sig whore spot..
                        ------
                        Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

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                        • Antonio
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 14136

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Davey Jones
                          and think that buying up hundreds of those hardlinks would skyrocket their sites into top 10

                          I think it worked pretty well for yobt.com

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                          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                            MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 16502

                            #14
                            haha, nice work DJ, also like the nick change, was wondering "who the fuck is this davey jones character he just comes out of no where!"

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                            • tranza
                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 57559

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MoreMagic
                              heeee stttt sometimes you talk to much
                              i totaly agree!!
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                              • payd2purv
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 2727

                                #16
                                I love the search function on GFY.

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                                • DarkJedi
                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Antonio
                                  I think it worked pretty well for yobt.com
                                  It's not so easy.

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                                  • crockett
                                    in a van by the river
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 76818

                                    #18
                                    Actually I thought the page rank selling had died down.. about 6 months or so ago there were shit loads of posts about selling hardlinks for PR.
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                                    • BigDeanEvans
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 1368

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                      i totaly agree!!
                                      lol look who it is

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                                      • fallenmuffin
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 8170

                                        #20
                                        Give them a few more years. They will have sites offering outsourced webmastering. Ah, such is the evolution of a sigwhore.

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                                        • V_RocKs
                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 32449

                                          #21
                                          They make $100 a month... Hardly enough to live even in Turkey.

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                                          • Evil E
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2005
                                            • 3201

                                            #22
                                            that's enough to live in Mexico by the beach though


                                            A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                            So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                            • Angel Martin
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2008
                                              • 340

                                              #23
                                              damn i love tacos


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