You have 30 days to live - what do you do?

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  • Ethersync
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2008
    • 5289

    #51
    Originally posted by ismokeblunts
    i'd rapefuck paris hilton...
    ...and die with herpes
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    • skrinkladoo
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2007
      • 629

      #52
      The way i see it Im prop. going to hell anyway - so I'd sit down make a list, and take a bunch of people out - like that kid in grade school who farted and blamed me - he has to go.

      Nah... just playin - I'd prob just smoke crack and when i was sober - look for more crack.

      Wait Wait ... I'd go to church and repent, spend time with my family, and send fuck you letters to all the people i owe money to.
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      • SexualDragon
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 3038

        #53
        Originally posted by ismokeblunts
        i'd rapefuck paris hilton...
        you can't rape the willing
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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765

          #54
          i would try to get 50k posts to turn red

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          • Matyko
            PsyHead
            • Aug 2005
            • 8677

            #55
            start killing nazis in hungary.
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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #56
              I'd post all my remaining days on GFY... and be the bestest keyboard warrior ever!
              i like waffles

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              • JamesK
                hi
                • Jun 2002
                • 16731

                #57
                Fuck, drink, party, travel, kill and write a book about it.
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                • bronco67
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29026

                  #58
                  I would make my wife understand that I need to take a couple of weeks to visit Prague, Rio, Dominican Republic and Panama. In each of these destinations it would be my mission to organize a 24 hour gangbang by 10 or more of the finest escorts I can find. Then I'd spend some time with the wife and kids.

                  On day 30, I would like to be pushed off the edge of the grand canyon in a flaming shopping cart.

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                  • Socks
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 8475

                    #59
                    I dunno, but I'd probably sleep less

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                    • romeo22
                      你自己去他媽的
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 23329

                      #60
                      I'll fuck........... fuck........... fuck all day long

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                      • payd2purv
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2727

                        #61
                        Who cares what you do.. it's not like you can relive the memory in your mind while your dead.

                        I would do something that directed everyone's attention on me in some sort of positive or positive/negative way...

                        So that when i'm dead people will remember me or continue to be annoyed by me...

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                        • Bama
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 2727

                          #62
                          Days 1 - 29, do what most folks would do with a family

                          but on day 30, fuck the wife's sister

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                          • Vendot
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 3376

                            #63
                            Here's what id do if i had 30 days:

                            (1) Before the 30 days started, id have 6 months of planning in order to execute (3) - see below.

                            (2) Once the 30 days had started, for 29 of those days id be fucking as much as possible. Id also be eating pizza and pasta and smoking cannabis and drinking and basically have a brilliant time of things. Mostly though, id be under the sheets humping.

                            (3) On the last day, owing to the planning that i had done (see item 1), I would be at a rally listening to George Dubya Bush live, rambling on. At the key moment, id raise my pistol and shoot him in the head and watch him fall off the canvas - for the good of all humanity. Well, im dead tommorrow.
                            Last edited by Vendot; 07-13-2008, 02:57 PM.
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                            • JamesK
                              hi
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 16731

                              #64
                              Originally posted by payd2purv
                              Who cares what you do.. it's not like you can relive the memory in your mind while your dead.
                              Well, it's not about being able to relive it in your memory anyway, is it? You do those things to enjoy your last moments of life. It's about having fun every last day of your life till you're death.
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                              • GrouchyAdmin
                                Now choke yourself!
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 12085

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Matyko
                                start killing nazis in hungary.
                                Wait, wait, do we also get time machines? That'd be fucking awesome.

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Boogie Nights
                                  Trip on acid and go hide out on Tom Sawyer's island at Disney World. I used to do that anyways back in the day.
                                  I was arrested (detained) due to an incident at Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland.

                                  That place is nothing but trouble.

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                                  • Vendot
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 3376

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by CherryLipsRosa
                                    I would basically spend it with the people i love and travel... Nothing depressing or sad every second counts...
                                    So you wouldnt hump everything in sight? What about two girls together?

                                    Your reply sounds suspiciously like the reply id expect to see from most women, so presumably you're a woman.
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                                    • tranza
                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #68
                                      I'd travel ...
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                      • Vicious_B
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 2564

                                        #69
                                        Take my kids traveling and do every crazy thing that I could think of. Make sure everyone in my life knows how I feel about them including the ones I dont like.
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                                        • Z
                                          Vidi Vici Veni
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 6308

                                          #70
                                          Run credit through the roof blowing it out until the last minute.

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