Originally Posted by CDSmith

The guy truly had one of the sweetest deals ever worth millions, had a nice loving wife, nice little family going, massive pay for easy work, paid travel, and most importantly; free subs for life.

Yet he found the one thing to not only fuck all that up but also ensure his 5-to-12 year stay in prison is extra hellish. He'll be lucky if he survives, the more likely being his buns will get stuffed with extra meat several times a day before the guards look the other way while he's shivshanked.

"Kids as young as six"

Yup. Fellow inmates gonna love him long time. Segregation won't save him. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.