This guy rides Canada geese, slays dragons and fist-bumps aliens!
And he's running for parliament!
Look out, Donald!
And he's running for parliament!
Look out, Donald!
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Thanks for posting that video, it's always good once in a while to have a good reminder why I left that rathole of a country seeing stupid clowns like this idiot's video.
It's no wonder the rest of the world laughs at Canada and doesn't take them seriously. Their politicians are one tiny step up from mental handicaps.Comment
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Have you seen their military? This is a real story, you can look it up on google if you like. The canadian dumbasses sent their military to the Kabul to lend military support having their troops wear Jungle Green Camo in desert combat.
While the rest of the countries who participated wore sandy colored camo. So yes, the rest of the world laughed at the pure stupidity of the canadian armed forces. It takes a special kind of idiot to send their military to the desert in combat gear that is meant for blending within forests not a bloody desert in the middle east.
Even their former head of their own "NSA" thinks poorly of his own people
Former Head Of 'NSA North' Says Canadians Are 'Stupid'Comment
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Well, I hadn't heard about the first thing and the last thing was about sharing information in social media (that spies collect).Have you seen their military? This is a real story, you can look it up on google if you like. The canadian dumbasses sent their military to the Kabul to lend military support having their troops wear Jungle Green Camo in desert combat. While the rest of the countries who participated wore sandy colored camo. So yes, the rest of the world laughed at the pure stupidity of the canadian armed forces. It takes a special kind of idiot to send their military to the desert in combat gear that is meant for blending within forests not a bloody desert in the middle east.
Even their former head of their own "NSA" thinks poorly of his own people
Former Head Of 'NSA North' Says Canadians Are 'Stupid'
" The first Canadian soldiers to arrive in Afghanistan in 2002 wore green camouflage designed for forests, because the army had sold its sand-coloured uniforms. Now they sport desert-hued outfits with a digitalised pattern redesigned for added stealth."
Fighting to keep fighting | The Economist
It seems that they didn't have proper uniforms to there at all at that time. Seems that they are not alone in this. This came up with the same googling.
"Despite the desert conditions of the Iraqi campaign, many American soldiers are sporting deep-green combat fatigues. Why are some troops donning woodland camouflage?
According to published reports, the Pentagon simply goofed by not anticipating the demand for sand-colored desert fatigues"
"A dearth of appropriately stealthy uniforms was also a problem during Gulf War I, as many U.S. troops were forced to wear dark green. The Pentagon learned at least one lesson from the 1991 conflict, however: The Marines' anti-chemical-weapons suits, known as Mission-Oriented Protective Posture clothing, used to only be available in woodland patterns. The latest MOPP gear features a three-color desert design."
Why are U.S. troops wearing dark-green camouflage?
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No, the US had the proper gear. It's just certain media outlets were trying to deflect attention away from the canadian stupidity. Like you pointed out, the Canadian Military 'sold its sand-coloured uniforms"???!! That point in itself shows the level of stupidity, why would they sell their uniforms in the first place
My father was in the Kings Own Calgary Regiment in Canada before he retired and I kid you not. Their soft ranger helmet, wait for it now.......it had reflectors on them. I swear I'm not making this up. What kind of fucked up military puts reflectors on a helmet unless they wanted to help opposing snipers get better head shots
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There is not that much desert in Canada. Maybe they thought that they won't do war in other countries?No, the US had the proper gear. It's just certain media outlets were trying to deflect attention away from the canadian stupidity. Like you pointed out, the Canadian Military 'sold its sand-coloured uniforms"???!! That point in itself shows the level of stupidity, why would they sell their uniforms in the first place
My father was in the Kings Own Calgary Regiment in Canada before he retired and I kid you not. Their soft ranger helmet, wait for it now.......it had reflectors on them. I swear I'm not making this up. What kind of fucked up military puts reflectors on a helmet unless they wanted to help opposing snipers get better head shots
About those reflectors; in our army we use "laser guns" in training (attachments to regular guns up to tank weaponry and tanks). Regular soldier kit includes addon to be strapped around helmet and another one for center body mass. Those kits have round plastic receivers those reflect a bit. Though that was when I was in the army, the kit probably has improved a little bit.
I don't know is that the case in here or not, but we had kit like that for training. It is very superb by the way. You fire blanks, but the laser hits the target (if hits). Hard to get more realism in terms of shooting and getting shot, you know; safely. The laser gets fired when you fire the blanks.Comment
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social programs should be expanded, indigenous people should be rewarded more etc - leftard idiot?Comment
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You sure seem to get your panties in a knot over a video that was meant to be ridiculous. Obviously the humour flew right over your head.
Did you serve?Have you seen their military? This is a real story, you can look it up on google if you like. The canadian dumbasses sent their military to the Kabul to lend military support having their troops wear Jungle Green Camo in desert combat. While the rest of the countries who participated wore sandy colored camo. So yes, the rest of the world laughed at the pure stupidity of the canadian armed forces. It takes a special kind of idiot to send their military to the desert in combat gear that is meant for blending within forests not a bloody desert in the middle east.
Even their former head of their own "NSA" thinks poorly of his own people
Former Head Of 'NSA North' Says Canadians Are 'Stupid'
Did you serve?No, the US had the proper gear. It's just certain media outlets were trying to deflect attention away from the canadian stupidity. Like you pointed out, the Canadian Military 'sold its sand-coloured uniforms"???!! That point in itself shows the level of stupidity, why would they sell their uniforms in the first place
My father was in the Kings Own Calgary Regiment in Canada before he retired and I kid you not. Their soft ranger helmet, wait for it now.......it had reflectors on them. I swear I'm not making this up. What kind of fucked up military puts reflectors on a helmet unless they wanted to help opposing snipers get better head shots
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fucking hilarious! i noticed some weed in there too.Comment
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Did you read the part where I said my father was in the Kings Own Calgary Regiment? He served in that shithole military for over 19 years. He saw many of his unit get decimated by roadside bombs,etc in the middle east because the shithole army give their troops proper training and sufficient military transport carriers. While the US were flying their troops with AH-64 Apache over hot spots, the ill equipped ass clowns didn't have any so they were using Humvees to go over those hot spots putting their troops in unnecessary harm's way.
I got the part of the video humorous but it's just the typical canadian weak attempts at trying to be funny that illustrates the stupidity of the nation.
Like I said before, I'm happy where I'm at here in the US. I would die a happy man if I don't have to step foot inside that canucklehead country again.Comment
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Finnish peace keepers don't have helicopters either and they have been doing just fine (well, one man dead). Our new transport helicopters haven't done that well because of technical problems. Anyways, our troops use different kinds of armored vehicles.
For hot spots these kinds of (Finnish vehicle).
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Hahahaha, this is fucking great...
I can't stop laughing... 
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There are different levels of armored transport vehicles, even in the Humvee lineup. You yourself said 1 dead Finn. Now look up how many canadians were killed and you will see that they are poorly trained and their armored transport vehicles are weak
And there are different areas and levels of "hot spots". The Finns were not deployed in as dangerous areas as the americans, Brits, Aussies and canadians. The difference is the Americans, Brits, Aussies are better suited because of their advanced weapons and gear, the Canadians not so much.
Since February 2002, 158 Canadian soldiers have died in the war in Afghanistan or in support of the war. Of these, 123 were due to hostile circumstances, including 95 due to improvised explosive devices (IED) or landmines, 21 due to rocket-propelled grenade, small arms or mortar fire, 11 due to suicide bomb attacks, and one died falling from a high ground position on a cliff during a combat operation that involved firefight. An additional 22 soldiers have died in accidents or other non-combat circumstances; 7 due to "friendly fire", 6 in vehicle accidents, two in an accidental helicopter crash, 2 from accidental falls, 2 from accidental gunshots, 1 suicide death and 2 unspecified non-combat-related deaths in country. Additionally, one unspecified non-combat-related death occurred at a support base in the Persian Gulf. Canada has suffered the third-highest absolute number of deaths of any nation among the foreign military participants, and one of the highest casualties per capita of coalition members since the beginning of the war.[62][63] More than 2000 soldiers were injured during the war between April 2002 to December 2011. 635 soldiers were injured in action while 1412 were injured in patrol or non-combat situation.[64]Comment
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poor elitewebmaster was beat up too much in edmonton and his brain got rattled a bit loose. he blames this on the country.
love the ad, the guy hired some students to make it and let them do what they wanted.you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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No I am calling Canada is rathole for many reasons. The inept military is just one of the reasons. So many reasons go beyond that, the govt is a joke. The mayor of Calgary makes $216,000. Yes I said a MAYOR whereas our U.S. PRESIDENT makes $400k. That sesspool beaver fucking ass clowns couldn't get rid of a caught on camera cocaine sniffing, hooker banging corrupt Toronto Mayor Tom Ford. Any other country would have booted that fool out of office but in Canada, being an ass clown gets you rewarded and is celebrated. It's because of that rathole that many terrorists use Canada to get into the US because those ass clown lets pretty much anyone in the country. I could go on and on about that armpit of a nationOriginally posted by MrBottomToothAre you seriously calling a whole country a rat-hole based on how many deaths they had in Afghanistan? That's certainly a great measure of how good a country is.
Australia has had just over 40, but they also have less than half the troops there that Canada has, and who knows what areas they are in compared to the Canadian troops. I'm sure your vast experience with military training is more than enough to determine how well Canadian troops are trained and outfitted. Hell, you blamed a media conspiracy when I told you American troops also had green camo in some cases.
You want to talk about rat holes? Take a look in the mirror. Clean up your own knee-deep shit first before worrying about Canada's military training, or lack thereof.
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Spoken like a true Canadian delusional ill informed person. Marion Barry was a civil rights activist in the 50-60s where he gained his popularity and beloved for doing many good in office. He served office from 1979-99 except for 4 years in between. He did more good for my country than fat ass Tom ford ever did to help his city. Marion wasn't caught paying for hookers being a total incompetent fool like Ford. Are you seriously trying to compare the the two? Or more fake Canadian patriotism propaganda?Originally posted by MrBottomToothComment
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You are the epitome of a fucking canadian idiot at it's finest. You are just the type of fool that I used to encounter on a daily basis that walks around with your maple leaf rose colored glasses brainwashed by the canadian gov't to thinking that think your rathole country is "so fucking special" when reality, it's the biggest piece of cow shit country among westernized nations. You pretty much praised the fat ass in your very first reply as "Ford had some redeeming qualities when it came to budgetary concerns." and then drag Barry into the argument to further your rose colored view of your stinking rathole of a country.Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
You said Marion was stripped of his powers? Yes he was. But obviously he was a good mayor because the people voted him back after he got out of jail. Oh why was this if he was such bad city official? Because the good obviously outweighed the bad and he was a good mayor. Can you say the same about fat ass Tom Ford who is an absolute disgrace and everyone around the world laughes at that clown.Comment
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Seriously I'm not even going to bother responding anymore to the canadians who want to defend their rathole.
Keep drinking the maple shit leaf kool aid for all I care and think your country is the next best thing to Disneyland for all I care. I'm not going to change your views just like you are not going to change my views that Canada is the biggest piece of shit country among all westernized nations.
I'm happy being an american, I bleed red white and blue and I'm just glad that I got out of that rathole Canada Eh . That's all I have to say
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You have to attack someone's personal taste in clothing?Originally posted by MrBottomTooth That's when you know you have nothing left. Sorry I don't keep track of ass clown canadian politician names. Same shit different pile when it comes to anything relating to that rathole of a country See ya
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Great video. Saw it on the news the other night. Very ingenious.
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Those of us who live in Canada wouldn't choose to live anywhere else...and that's all that needs to be said.Comment
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whatever city you lived in i can't understand your hatred for canada. every country has its problems and often the same problems but for some reason you think the US is an utopia while Canada is a rathole. to each their own i guess but i am convinced you have mixed up your emotional bad memories as a child into your hatred of canada.you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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