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Old 08-09-2015, 11:15 AM  
SekobA
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Originally Posted by CDSmith View Post
If you really want to shit yourself just close your eyes and imagine it's morning, you're just waking up, you open your eyes and see her hovering over your bed, her face just inches from yours, staring at you exactly like that.

Your mom would have to come change your sheets. Assuming you lived.
Good advice!
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