Tell me you best racist joke

**brassmonkey** · 08-04-2015, 08:24 PM

ok this one is bad. true story heard it on the radio.

another escalator swallows another lady. the guy on the radio say does the escalator get hungry for more chinese food after 30 mins??

fiddy racist bastards

**TheSquealer** · 08-04-2015, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

ok this one is bad. true story heard it on the radio.

another escalator swallows another lady. the guy on the radio say does the escalator get hungry for more chinese food after 30 mins??

fiddy racist bastards

Ironically, on this forum, you ARE the best racist joke.

**brassmonkey** · 08-04-2015, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by TheSquealer

Ironically, on this forum, you ARE the best racist joke.

loony fuking stalker!!!

**TheSquealer** · 08-04-2015, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

loony fuking stalker!!!

I'll see you Thursday right? I mean, we're all bitches according to you for not saying something to your face that we'd say on the forum. I'd really like to redeem myself in your eyes when I call you an useless piece of shit to your face. Would you give me that chance? You are a gangster after all, it's not like you have anything to worry about. You're just hard like that.

**Rob** · 08-04-2015, 09:16 PM

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

**SilentKnight** · 08-04-2015, 09:41 PM

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.”

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers.

**SilentKnight** · 08-04-2015, 10:00 PM

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind niggas that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Why do niggas have red eyes after sex?
Pepper spray.

**The Porn Nerd** · 08-04-2015, 10:47 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
Man that's racist.

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**CaptainHowdy** · 08-05-2015, 06:30 AM

Strike 2 ...

**ZeroHero** · 08-05-2015, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

He's a cracka

"He's a cracka" little birdy muthafucka

**L-Pink** · 08-05-2015, 06:54 AM

**ContentBay** · 08-05-2015, 06:57 AM

Why doesn't Mexico have sexual education and a driving exam at the same day?

.....the mule would get tired :D

**brassmonkey** · 08-05-2015, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

i knew you were special L

hotlinked

**DraX** · 08-05-2015, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by AllAboutCams

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

**stoka** · 08-05-2015, 02:09 PM

A black guy reads Hebrew newspapers in a park. A skinhead approaches and angrily asks - so being black is just not enough for you?!!

**clickity click** · 08-05-2015, 02:43 PM

I am so offended right now.

**escorpio** · 08-05-2015, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by mikesouth

This one I heard in L.A. it works best there

How do you know asians have moved into your neighborhood?

All the mexicans buy auto insurance

Nice. An Asian joke and Mexican joke all in one!

Why did the blonde fuck the Mexican?

Her teacher told her to do an essay over the weekend.

**L-Pink** · 08-05-2015, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by escorpio

Nice. An Asian joke and Mexican joke all in one!

Why did the blonde fuck the Mexican?

Her teacher told her to do an essay over the weekend.

Awwwwww ........... groan ............ Thats pretty funny actually!

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