Lets start making jokes about black people in every fucking movie

He didn't make a black joke in I Am Legend.

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.

Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' niggahs

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours, niggah

Franck, did you see Clerks 2?

Gabby Johnson: [shouting] The sheriff's a niggah
[the last word is lost in the peal of a church bell]
Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near.

Colin, what are you trying to say?

Uh no?

...

Colin, what are you trying to say? Can you do it in 1 post instead?

Whatever happened to the guy that played Bart? That role was written for Richard Pryor... I wonder what it would have been like if the studio had let him do it.

How bout Blazing Saddles?

No, just come to the point please.

Will Smith didn't make a black joke in Pursuit of Happyness either.

in both movies, whites stereotype and make "black jokes"

And i bet someone sued them for it.

Bart: [holding his own gun to his head] "Nobody moves or the niggah gets it."

only nigs, jews, gooks and gay fucks can say whatever they want.. regular joe schmoe is a racist however. for instance how about that stupid cunt sarah silverman and her "i love you more" song.. its pathetic really, if i sang that shit, i would never hear the end of it..

And ... Pryor was one of the script-writers.

". A hard-working, heavily driven man, Little was plagued by ulcers and stomach disorders for much of his life. He died at age 53 of colon cancer in 1992."

Not that I know of.

Sounds like a plan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_Sqj7JUn8

Relax dude - it's reparations.

You take a people as slaves, they get to crack wise for a couple hundred years.

Bugs Bunny. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b19_1184467961

Tell me some more Stuff White People Like

haha, I remember that one, I think she baked him a pie afterwards though

White people love ...

Comparing People to Hitler

Being a truly advanced white person means being able to speak with authority about pretty much any field of conversation- especially politics. In order for white people to streamline the process of knowing everything, all human beings can be neatly filed into one of two categories: People I Agree With, and People Who are Just Like Adolf Hitler.

Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn?t like something or someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, ?This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!? accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content. No matter what your gut reaction may be at that point, do not disagree with that white person. Otherwise, well, you love Hitler.

This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Not so fast. White people have spent the last 30 years perfecting this technique. There are cultural guidelines.

It?s also critical that you avoid the fatal mistake of getting creative and comparing people you don?t like to other evil dictators, such as Joseph Stalin or Fidel Castro. With few exceptions, white people are actually fond of almost any dictator not named Hitler, and your remark that ?this is just like something Mao Zedong would do? will be met with blank stares and possible social alienation. This is because, with the exception of Hitler,
oppressive dictators share a passion for many of the things white people love- such as universal health care, conspiracy theories, caring about poor people while being filthy rich, and cool hats. Stick to the script and compare things you don?t like to Hitler, and Hitler alone.

Now, like most reasonable people, you might find this strategy distasteful, and even a bit disrespectful, since after all, Hitler was responsible for the deaths of tens of millions, and probably doesn?t have that much in common with Pat Robertson, in perspective. If you prefer to avoid hearing or using the Hitler technique, we recommend you speak in soothing, affirming tones around angry white people to prevent the phenomenon from manifesting, and change the subject tactfully. To something that doesn?t involve George
W. Bush.