AMERICA: man sentenced to 6 months in jail for having sex with picnic table

**Emil** · 07-07-2008, 07:10 AM

the picnic table will probably never want to have sex again after being raped

**The Truth Hurts** · 07-07-2008, 07:11 AM

did the picnic table complain?
or was it just the nosy fucking neighbor?

**LeRoy** · 07-07-2008, 07:12 AM

He must have got it good. Multiple times???

**ali25extreme** · 07-07-2008, 07:14 AM

WTF? How in the world do you fuck a table? I am a little confused..

**Isradude** · 07-07-2008, 07:17 AM

**just a punk** · 07-07-2008, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by xmas13

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog...o-has-sex.html

"An Ohio man who went out onto his deck and had sex with his metal picnic table multiple times between January and March of this year, has been sentenced to six months in jail."

What??? Only 6 months???

They have to torture the motherfucker, raw and publicly lynch him!

**MichelleB** · 07-07-2008, 07:23 AM

Someone sent that poor man a Fleshlight. lol

**David!** · 07-07-2008, 07:32 AM

Should have been titled:

"AMERICA: man sentenced to 6 months in jail for having sex with picnic table in plain view of elementary school"

**GrouchyAdmin** · 07-07-2008, 07:45 AM

...we now have proof. There is someone dumb enough to watch the dreck that is "trutv".

**Scott McD** · 07-07-2008, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by ARS Michelle

Someone sent that poor man a Fleshlight. lol

Good call...

**spacedog** · 07-07-2008, 07:56 AM

WTF, lol.

People are so fucked in the head sometimes.

**ADL Eddie** · 07-07-2008, 07:57 AM

The splinters weren't punishment enough?

**Brother Bilo** · 07-07-2008, 08:05 AM

All of you jump straight to the conclusion that this guy is twisted or something, but if all of you saw that low cut tablecloth it was wearing, you would of humped it too.

**Drake** · 07-07-2008, 08:06 AM

I wouldn't want to eat off that picnic table

**qxm** · 07-07-2008, 08:08 AM

A TABLE??? wtf??? his dick must be all sore and hurt

**cool1** · 07-07-2008, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by ARS Michelle

Someone sent that poor man a Fleshlight. lol

or at least a link to buy one...lol

**fallenmuffin** · 07-07-2008, 08:17 AM

He also confirmed the incidents caught on the DVD and admitted to having sex with the table inside his home.

He even took the table inside for some lovin'

**ProducerCashDave** · 07-07-2008, 08:21 AM

wowww

**GrouchyAdmin** · 07-07-2008, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

He even took the table inside for some lovin'

What a man and a table do behind closed doors is up to themselves, and themselves alone! DADP (Don't ask, don't polish)

**O MARINA** · 07-07-2008, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

All of you jump straight to the conclusion that this guy is twisted or something, but if all of you saw that low cut tablecloth it was wearing, you would of humped it too.

In your country they would go crazy for that tablecloth, the table not so much

**Doctor Feelgood** · 07-07-2008, 08:29 AM

gives new meaning to the phrase "GOT WOOD?"

**bad2rich** · 07-07-2008, 08:30 AM

If you think this is weird, this Nov. 2007 article is even weirder. This dude from the UK had sex with a bicycle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-in-court.html

**tony286** · 07-07-2008, 08:46 AM

dont wanted to be invited to a outdoor cookout at his house. lol

**Brother Bilo** · 07-07-2008, 08:50 AM

They didn't say it in the news or anything, but the real story is that he was using the table to make a hot little wicker patio set jealous.

**PervertInPueblaMexico** · 07-07-2008, 09:03 AM

If anyone wants to do a site on this, hit me up... I could shoot this kind of content.. Metal tables, plastic... Wood... You name it! ;)

The poor bastard, I bet it was his damn neighbors that turned him in. He was probably in his house.

AMERICA: man sentenced to 6 months in jail for having sex with picnic table

AMERICA: man sentenced to 6 months in jail for having sex with picnic table

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