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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #51
    50 Ultimate Press Flames...

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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    • Porno Dan
      Court Jester
      • May 2003
      • 6342

      #52
      Originally posted by thehand
      Fuck, they left out the best part!

      "My dream team of awesome ho killing and dick slapping homies are Porno ?Porno ?I?ve been practicing for this moment since 1985? Dan, of Porno Dan, Tim ?the Hand? Siner of Video Secrets, Alex ?RyuLion cuz I?llslap you in the face if you are bitch? insert last name here, Jerry ?I?m not Dean Martin you drunk slut? Lewis, and myself"
      The reporter is still wet behind the ears and doesn't know that our egos are very fragile, nor did he realize who advertises every month in their magazine.

      I say we sacrifice the kid to whichever God team spirtual advisor Airek tells us will ensure Team Flame win the boat race, and that our queen Penny is Miss XBIZ.
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      • RyuLion
        • Mar 2003
        • 32374

        #53
        Originally posted by thehand
        This is going to be to easy - maybe we should drink the hard stuff to give the other teams a chance.....

        yes, and let's let them kick us in the nuts while we drink..

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        • IntenseJerry
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2007
          • 785

          #54
          Ouch! Calm down Alex, let's don't make it too tough...
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          • Penny Flame
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2008
            • 729

            #55
            They can kick me in the nuts while i drink.

            mmmm.......nuuuuuuuts.

            GO TEAM FLAME
            Penny Flame
            Former Studio Manager
            Metro Studios still owes me money

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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
              best designer on GFY
              • Mar 2003
              • 30307

              #56
              Originally posted by baddog
              Just started reading, but already finding punctuation errors.

              Maybe the hottest or sexiest press release writer, but ultimate? Sorry.
              Hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • RyuLion
                • Mar 2003
                • 32374

                #57
                Originally posted by Penny Flame
                They can kick me in the nuts while i drink.

                mmmm.......nuuuuuuuts.

                GO TEAM FLAME
                Figuratively speaking?

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                • Porno Dan
                  Court Jester
                  • May 2003
                  • 6342

                  #58
                  Team Falme is growing the uber sexy www.trishauptown.com has joined our team as captain of our cheerleading squad, and this just in The Hurricane, Big Steve has joined our army of drunks.
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                  • thehand
                    235 Pound Gorilla
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 3470

                    #59
                    Bow to the power...............

                    Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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                    • RyuLion
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 32374

                      #60
                      Originally posted by thehand
                      Bow to the power...............

                      by the look of it, it looks like you guys were practicing last night..

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                      • Penny Flame
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 729

                        #61
                        My teams the kinda team that practices every night.

                        even while we are sleeping. we must drink.
                        Penny Flame
                        Former Studio Manager
                        Metro Studios still owes me money

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                        • MasterBlow
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 2059

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Penny Flame
                          http://aipdaily.com/penny-flame-thro...tlet/#more-777


                          and because threads are "useless without the pictures", here is me. Making out with an Indian.

                          and here is a picture of lexi belle that I took off the television at a Marriot in Oregon.



                          GO TEAM FLAME!!!!!!!!
                          girl,what's wrong with your site?

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                          • LadyMischief
                            Orgasms N Such!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18135

                            #63
                            Originally posted by trishauptown
                            What's up Penny BurnOUT!!!? Thought we were girls...........I have been trying to sleep with you for years and not a single lick have u passed my way........I say us stoner chics have a smokeout showdown!!!
                            Can I come too? If nothing else I'm good party entertainment ;)

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                            • trishauptown
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 990

                              #64
                              Lady Mischief.....can chief with me anytime!!!!
                              Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
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                              trisha at trishauptown.com
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                              • trishauptown
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 990

                                #65
                                I will also be bringing my pom poms!!!!
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                                trisha at trishauptown.com
                                Skype Trisha Uptown
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                                • Porno Dan
                                  Court Jester
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 6342

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                  My teams the kinda team that practices every night.

                                  even while we are sleeping. we must drink.

                                  Yes we do, we are always in training

                                  Originally posted by trishauptown
                                  I will also be bringing my pom poms!!!!

                                  I can't wait to see you with your pom poms
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                                  • starpimps
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 6954

                                    #67
                                    penny flame makes me wet!
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                                    • Penny Flame
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 729

                                      #68
                                      for sure lady mischief, you are in. We need all the mischief we can muster.

                                      and like porno dan, I cannot wait to see my favorite dish with some poms. and some bongs. and maybe in a tiny little thong.

                                      sorry, no more rhyming







                                      you make me wet
                                      Penny Flame
                                      Former Studio Manager
                                      Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                      • Penny Flame
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2008
                                        • 729

                                        #69
                                        I wanna be.......


                                        69
                                        Penny Flame
                                        Former Studio Manager
                                        Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                        • trishauptown
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 990

                                          #70
                                          Thats right!!!! u will have me cheering you on.....Boys!! Better Be Ready!!!!

                                          Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                          Team Falme is growing the uber sexy www.trishauptown.com has joined our team as captain of our cheerleading squad, and this just in The Hurricane, Big Steve has joined our army of drunks.
                                          Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
                                          http://www.vickyathome.com/stickydollars.htm
                                          trisha at trishauptown.com
                                          Skype Trisha Uptown
                                          ICQ 135249705

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                                          • dooglas
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 2068

                                            #71
                                            Haha! Damn Penny you are funny as fuck.

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                                            • starpimps
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 6954

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                              I wanna be.......


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                                              • Ava Knight
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2007
                                                • 173

                                                #73
                                                Penny Flame used to be my favorite porn star

                                                Now she's my favorite porn star x 1000000

                                                But only if she goes to my sweet ass release party, gotta represent

                                                My favorite picture ever:


                                                Go Team Flame!!
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                                                • bloggingseo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2007
                                                  • 1793

                                                  #74
                                                  The ultimate press release writer is sam, sam I am.

                                                  Writing mainstream and adult since 2003
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                                                  • ideaworx
                                                    GOW Technician
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 1132

                                                    #75
                                                    haha, penny you rock
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                                                    • JustDaveXxx
                                                      I AM JUSTDAVE !
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 4111

                                                      #76
                                                      PENNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!


                                                      Go team Flame!!!


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                                                      • Penny Flame
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                        • 729

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Ava Knight
                                                        Penny Flame used to be my favorite porn star

                                                        Now she's my favorite porn star x 1000000

                                                        But only if she goes to my sweet ass release party, gotta represent

                                                        My favorite picture ever:


                                                        Go Team Flame!!
                                                        ava, I'd love to! Where and when you sexy little muffin?

                                                        Oh and would you like to be a part of Team Flames Cheerleading Squad?

                                                        Tryouts are pretty easy, I think you just have to lick Trisha's uptownloving underpants!!!
                                                        Penny Flame
                                                        Former Studio Manager
                                                        Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                        • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 3143

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                          http://aipdaily.com/penny-flame-thro...tlet/#more-777


                                                          and because threads are "useless without the pictures", here is me. Making out with an Indian.

                                                          and here is a picture of lexi belle that I took off the television at a Marriot in Oregon.



                                                          GO TEAM FLAME!!!!!!!!

                                                          You really need to learn how to write... at least in respect to copyrighting!

                                                          O and I'm not joking.
                                                          sig too big

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                                                          • Penny Flame
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 729

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Balalsubturfyooj
                                                            You really need to learn how to write... at least in respect to copyrighting!

                                                            O and I'm not joking.
                                                            I may be a little perved off wine, but.....I don't get it.

                                                            I hate jokes I don't get. Especially when I feel like I am the bottom of it.

                                                            hehehe, I said bottom.

                                                            unless of course you mean that my writing is so freaking awesome I should copyright it so nobody steals my awesome idea's...in which case. Thank you.

                                                            otherwise, yup, don't get it. fade.

                                                            P.S. I JUST GOT AN MYSPACE FROM THAT SEXY LITTLE ALYSSA SIMONE (I know I am spelling it wrong, I'm just a bit faded as previously stated), AND I BELIEVE SHE WILL BE WILLING TO JOIN TEAM FLAME AS WELL.

                                                            CALLING ALYSSA.....

                                                            WILL YOU BE ONE OF TEAM FLAMES CHEERLEADERS??!!?! (then we can go do it to each other really good in either my or your room. smiley face.)
                                                            Penny Flame
                                                            Former Studio Manager
                                                            Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                            • Penny Flame
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                              • 729

                                                              #80
                                                              my current project.....

                                                              "The beginning of the End"

                                                              Penny Flame
                                                              Former Studio Manager
                                                              Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                              • Porno Dan
                                                                Court Jester
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 6342

                                                                #81
                                                                Team Flame is almost complete we want to welcome Jay, "I am proud to be a scoundrel" Rock as official videographer, XXX" Sir Jay Sir-Slap-Ho" Jay to team disciplinary, Lady " I'm going to bring " Mischief and Ashley "My ass is better tan yours" Fires as a team cheerleaders, and Sebastien "I am Dutch what's your excuse" Sands as quality control supervisor.
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                                                                • Ava Knight
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2007
                                                                  • 173

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                  ava, I'd love to! Where and when you sexy little muffin?

                                                                  Oh and would you like to be a part of Team Flames Cheerleading Squad?

                                                                  Tryouts are pretty easy, I think you just have to lick Trisha's uptownloving underpants!!!
                                                                  I don't wanna brag, but I already licked Miss Trisha's underpants and they were very tasty Of course I'll be there! Do I wear a cheerleader outfit or what??

                                                                  The party is ummmm Thursday night, 8-10, at Body English and Tarpy and Trisha's going to be there too soooo triple the reasons to go!
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                                                                  • thehand
                                                                    235 Pound Gorilla
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 3470

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                    I JUST GOT AN MYSPACE FROM THAT SEXY LITTLE ALYSSA SIMONE (I know I am spelling it wrong, I'm just a bit faded as previously stated), AND I BELIEVE SHE WILL BE WILLING TO JOIN TEAM FLAME AS WELL.

                                                                    CALLING ALYSSA.....

                                                                    WILL YOU BE ONE OF TEAM FLAMES CHEERLEADERS??!!?! (then we can go do it to each other really good in either my or your room. smiley face.)
                                                                    THIS Alyssah????





                                                                    She's my Homie! Maybe she can give out spankings to the loosers!
                                                                    Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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                                                                    • moneybiz
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                      • 1391

                                                                      #84
                                                                      lol her site is still not up yet.

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                                                                      • Alyssah Simone
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2008
                                                                        • 168

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Penny Flame

                                                                        P.S. I JUST GOT AN MYSPACE FROM THAT SEXY LITTLE ALYSSA SIMONE (I know I am spelling it wrong, I'm just a bit faded as previously stated), AND I BELIEVE SHE WILL BE WILLING TO JOIN TEAM FLAME AS WELL.


                                                                        CALLING ALYSSA.....

                                                                        WILL YOU BE ONE OF TEAM FLAMES CHEERLEADERS??!!?! (then we can go do it to each other really good in either my or your room. smiley face.)

                                                                        I am here I am here! I was practicing my cheerleading routine so I could try out when I felt a buzzing in my ear and I knew it was The Flamer yelling for me. I have the ultimate routine put together for Trisha and I to cheer on Team Flame. Our pom poms are not traditional poms but leather floggers instead! No one is gonna know what hit them! With the super cheerleading duo there is NO STOPPING TEAM FLAME!!! I"M IN!!!!!
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