I can see the 2030 headlines now...
The President Commits To Fighting Global Cooling
The President today signed an Executive Order raising penalties on companies that don't produce enough co2.
"We need that co2 to keep in the sun's heat, these heartless companies are withholding it from the American people with the flimsy excuse about it costing much more to produce co2 today than it did 20 years ago due to the mandatory scrubbing technology that was required at that time, they keep crying that removal of the scrubbing technology violates The Clean Air Act II OF 2015. My order sends a clear message, double you output or else."
In related news Congress announces tax hikes to combat Global Cooling in the form of a Carbon Debit scheme...
