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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    American ingenuity knows no bounds

    Pizza Hut presents the Hot Dog Pizza



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  • shake
    frc
    • Jul 2003
    • 4663

    #2
    Think I just lost a kidney looking at all that salt...
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    • Look Chang
      Voyeur
      • Sep 2010
      • 18255

      #3
      Originally posted by shake
      Think I just lost a kidney looking at all that salt...
      And fat...

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94735

        #4
        "Gluttony" I'll say rather than "ingenuity" ...

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        • Sly
          Let's do some business!
          • Sep 2004
          • 31376

          #5
          It doesn't even make sense.

          Pizza Hut used to be my favorite major chain for pizza. At some point they decided they were not going to make good pizza anymore and instead make retarded gimmicky pizzas like this one.

          Dear Pizza Hut. Focus on pizza, you know, the thing in your name. You were once good, now you suck.
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          • EddyTheDog
            Just Doing My Own Thing
            • Jan 2011
            • 25433

            #6
            We had them in the UK a few years ago - I think I posted it here - The hell we had was a huge round one that circled the crust though...

            Get ready for the Hot Dog and Cheese - I kid you not.....

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            • yuu.design
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              • Mar 2006
              • 25924

              #7
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              • HowlingWulf
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2001
                • 1662

                #8
                I assume if it wasn't profitable for them they wouldn't do it.
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                • sandman!
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                  • Mar 2001
                  • 15431

                  #9
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                  • aka123
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 4450

                    #10
                    Originally posted by shake
                    Think I just lost a kidney looking at all that salt...
                    If you meant that topping, isn't that sugar? Looks like the kind of sugar that you sprinkle over buns, etc.

                    About the pizza in general, I am not that eager to try pizza that is surrounded by little dicks.. or huge dicks.. or middle sized dicks. I want dickless pizza.

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                    • tommy730
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 651

                      #11
                      Looks good!

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                      • BlackCrayon
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 19634

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sly
                        It doesn't even make sense.

                        Pizza Hut used to be my favorite major chain for pizza. At some point they decided they were not going to make good pizza anymore and instead make retarded gimmicky pizzas like this one.

                        Dear Pizza Hut. Focus on pizza, you know, the thing in your name. You were once good, now you suck.
                        i remember pizza hut being good as a kid but now it just seems like another fast food crappy pizza place. too bad but there lots of other (local) places to give business to.
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                        • Fat Panda
                          Porn is Dead. Move along.
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 13296

                          #13
                          perfekt for fat fuck amerikans

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                          • Rochard
                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 75733

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sly
                            It doesn't even make sense.
                            I run a Pizza Lovers Association on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/618004355009916/) and..... I don't get it either.
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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184

                              #15
                              what's with having to put a fucking hot dog on hamburgers and pizzas these days?

                              those are 3 separate food groups and are not to be thrown together willy-nilly.

                              + i paid $8 a fucking pound for hot dogs for a picnic last weekend, $8/pound for assholes and earlobes.

                              what the fuck is going on with hot dogs!!!! ????????

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                              • J. Falcon
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                                • May 2006
                                • 31645

                                #16
                                There is only so much you can do to make a pizza innovative. When they came out with the cheese in the crust I thought, this is it, there isn't much mkre you can do. I guess I was wrong.
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                                • ghjghj
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 3770

                                  #17
                                  How ever so very fucking progressive.

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                                  • blackmonsters
                                    Making PHP work
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 20973

                                    #18
                                    I have to give this two separate grades :

                                    1. "A" for creativity, execution and appearance

                                    2. "F" for fucking up the entire concept of pizza
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                                    • Strap On Princess
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                                      • Aug 2010
                                      • 210

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tommy730
                                      Looks good!
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                                      • mineistaken
                                        See signature :)
                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 29656

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                        I have to give this two separate grades :

                                        1. "A" for creativity, execution and appearance

                                        2. "F" for fucking up the entire concept of pizza
                                        I announce you smarter than brassmonkey, nice post structure, logically laid out. He could not do it.
                                        That should clear the air for these who though you two may be the same.

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                                        • pornguy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 62912

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                          what's with having to put a fucking hot dog on hamburgers and pizzas these days?

                                          those are 3 separate food groups and are not to be thrown together willy-nilly.

                                          + i paid $8 a fucking pound for hot dogs for a picnic last weekend, $8/pound for assholes and earlobes.

                                          what the fuck is going on with hot dogs!!!! ????????
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                                          • mineistaken
                                            See signature :)
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 29656

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                            I run a Pizza Lovers Association on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/618004355009916/)
                                            why group and not fanpage?

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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 50945

                                              #23
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                                              • AaronM
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                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 46923

                                                #24
                                                As strange as that pizza seems, it's nothing compared to this stupid creation.

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                                                • geedub
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 3489

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                  As strange as that pizza seems, it's nothing compared to this stupid creation.

                                                  At least hot dogs and burgers go together.
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                                                  • blackmonsters
                                                    Making PHP work
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 20973

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                    I announce you smarter than brassmonkey, nice post structure, logically laid out. He could not do it.
                                                    That should clear the air for these who though you two may be the same.
                                                    Those who thought I was brassmonkey are too stupid to care about.
                                                    And BTW, fuck you too.

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                                                    • SBJ
                                                      So Fucking Fabulous
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 11387

                                                      #27
                                                      this is just a gimmick for the kids. A week ago someone posted this on FB and many mothers said my kids would love it me not so much.. There is a dozen chains of brand name pizza and they are all trying things to stay relevant. Did anyone start a thread about the bacon wrapped pizza crust that I think Little Caesars offers? I personally think it sounds terrible.

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                                                      • VSKevin
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2013
                                                        • 885

                                                        #28
                                                        I just imagine the execs of these companies getting stupid amounts of stoned and sitting around a table going,

                                                        "DUDE!! BRO.... bro.... bro! What IIIIIFFFF..... we put hot dogs in the crust of the pizza... We could have BOTH!"

                                                        *high fives*

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                                                        • blackmonsters
                                                          Making PHP work
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 20973

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by VSKevin
                                                          I just imagine the execs of these companies getting stupid amounts of stoned and sitting around a table going,

                                                          "DUDE!! BRO.... bro.... bro! What IIIIIFFFF..... we put hot dogs in the crust of the pizza... We could have BOTH!"

                                                          *high fives*

                                                          Product made.
                                                          Bullshit.

                                                          If they did that do you think it would have taken 20 years to come up with this shit????

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                                                          • TheSquealer
                                                            Mayor of Thneedville
                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 26176

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Sly
                                                            It doesn't even make sense.

                                                            Pizza Hut used to be my favorite major chain for pizza. At some point they decided they were not going to make good pizza anymore and instead make retarded gimmicky pizzas like this one.

                                                            Dear Pizza Hut. Focus on pizza, you know, the thing in your name. You were once good, now you suck.
                                                            Weird is that they tried to rebrand their greasy, shitty pizza to a modern feel and taste and now they are making hot dog pizzas for low class, low income, morbidly obese people. Seems like they are either really confused or the CEO got fired or panicked.

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