The Ultimate XXX Boat Races Team: Penny Flame, PornoDan, TheHand, Jerry, & Myself!
We have put together a unstoppable, unbeatable team of hardcore drinkers!
and with a hottie/trouble maker like Penny Flame..well I don't need to explain how much everyone is going suffer..
Just look at the rules:
1. Teams: Teams consist of 5 players. Team members stand side by side facing their opposing team. The last person, on the left side is designated as the "anchor."
2. Alcohol: Each person is given one full beer; the usual sized beer will be 12-16oz, but depends on event host.
3. Start: The judges call the race to begin with: "Racers ready! Judges ready! 3-2-1 Drink!"
4. How: When the race has begun, the first racer on each team begins to drink his or her beer. Only once the first racer has completely finished his or her beer by inverting it over one's head ? the second racer begins his or her beer.
5. The Race: The race continues in the same manner until all beers have been completed. Each racer begins the race with one glass of beer, the race progresses down the team until the anchor, who sits in the final position, has finished his or her beer.
6. Spillage: Spillage of beers is not allowed. If spillage occurs an additional beer will be given to the violating racer to drink immediately following the race or face disqualification.
7. Competition: Teams will be broken into competitive bracket formation and structured accordingly.
8. Prizes: A cash prize is awarded to the 1st and 2nd place teams. If an all female team comes in 1st, the 2nd place team forfeits their prize and it is awarded to the 1st place team, because, well, you got beat by girls!
Register here:
http://www.xxxironman.com/registration.html
and with a hottie/trouble maker like Penny Flame..well I don't need to explain how much everyone is going suffer..
Just look at the rules:
1. Teams: Teams consist of 5 players. Team members stand side by side facing their opposing team. The last person, on the left side is designated as the "anchor."
2. Alcohol: Each person is given one full beer; the usual sized beer will be 12-16oz, but depends on event host.
3. Start: The judges call the race to begin with: "Racers ready! Judges ready! 3-2-1 Drink!"
4. How: When the race has begun, the first racer on each team begins to drink his or her beer. Only once the first racer has completely finished his or her beer by inverting it over one's head ? the second racer begins his or her beer.
5. The Race: The race continues in the same manner until all beers have been completed. Each racer begins the race with one glass of beer, the race progresses down the team until the anchor, who sits in the final position, has finished his or her beer.
6. Spillage: Spillage of beers is not allowed. If spillage occurs an additional beer will be given to the violating racer to drink immediately following the race or face disqualification.
7. Competition: Teams will be broken into competitive bracket formation and structured accordingly.
8. Prizes: A cash prize is awarded to the 1st and 2nd place teams. If an all female team comes in 1st, the 2nd place team forfeits their prize and it is awarded to the 1st place team, because, well, you got beat by girls!
Register here:
http://www.xxxironman.com/registration.html
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