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  • avsaffiliateprograms
    Registered User
    • Aug 2002
    • 49

    #1

    Showering Habits

    What is the first and last part of your body you wash? Do you use a wash cloth or just soap? When you dry off, do you air dry or dry off with a towel? What is the first and last part of your body you dry off? If you have a roommate, do you share towels?
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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    First part washed: Nuts
    Last part washed: Ass
    Washcolth or soap: Just soap.
    Air or Towel Method: Towel.
    First part dried: Hair/head
    Last part dried: feet
    Share towels: Yes, (with my girl) if it's not already wet.

    now then... why the fuck are you so damn curious about this? School project?
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    • [Labret]
      Registered User
      • May 2001
      • 10945

      #3
      My girlfriend freaks the fuck out if I use her towel.

      First part: Arms, then work my way down.
      Last part: Head

      No soap or washcloth. I am a girly man and use body wash and a loofa. Im sensitive

      Towel dry.

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      • HomeGrown
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 345

        #4
        I start from head to toe, I wash my asshole last. I use a towel, washcloth/soap. Fuck sharing towels.

        It's not hard to learn to shower dude, give it a try.
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        • Marcus
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 3472

          #5
          I got a detachable showerhead from http://www.biis.com/sh/ordering.htm . I got the bottom one. They're high flow so it rocks

          no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?

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          • d0se
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 1225

            #6
            I just had a shower. Nice
            i wash my feet last. top to bottom so to speak.
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            • beemk
              CLICK HERE
              • Jan 2002
              • 20829

              #7
              i got girls that do it like in coming to america.

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              • kinkyplace
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 217

                #8
                Originally posted by avsaffiliateprograms
                What is the first and last part of your body you wash? Do you use a wash cloth or just soap? When you dry off, do you air dry or dry off with a towel? What is the first and last part of your body you dry off? If you have a roommate, do you share towels?
                Pervert!

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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860

                  #9
                  head
                  ass
                  dove shower cream
                  towel
                  head
                  ass
                  no
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                  • ControlThy
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 1909

                    #10
                    None of your business, creep.
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                    • avsaffiliateprograms
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 49

                      #11
                      Really...
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                      • greentea
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 6580

                        #12
                        this is another real gay thread..
                        blunts

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Marcus
                          no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?
                          if one of you had crabs, then sharing the towel really doesn't matter because you probly already got them from the sweaty anal session you had together just prior to the shower.
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                          • TaDoW
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 3875

                            #14
                            Originally posted by punkworld

                            dove shower cream

                            is that not the best shit to use to do the body slide with your girlfriend? ??? I mean .. you could get that japanese funky gallon-o-lube-tub ... but then you'll smell all fucked up ...

                            Dove is the shit!
                            -TaDoW

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                            • Fletch XXX
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 60840

                              #15
                              All I will say is a shower twice a day.


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                              • Mikeee
                                Registered User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 516

                                #16
                                Here is what a normal man does...

                                1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
                                2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
                                3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
                                4. Get in the shower.
                                5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
                                6. Wash your face.
                                7. Wash your armpits.
                                8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
                                9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
                                10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area.
                                11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
                                12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
                                13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
                                14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
                                15. Pee (in the shower).
                                16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
                                17. Partially dry off.
                                18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
                                19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
                                20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
                                21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
                                22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

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                                • Matt 26z
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 18481

                                  #17
                                  High flow? This takes the cake.....

                                  http://www.neatitems.com/triple_showers.htm

                                  I want one. It must be like showering under a waterfall.

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    that about sums it up Mikeee....
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                                    • TaDoW
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 3875

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Mikeee
                                      Here is what a normal man does...

                                      1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
                                      2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
                                      3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
                                      4. Get in the shower.
                                      5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
                                      6. Wash your face.
                                      7. Wash your armpits.
                                      8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
                                      9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
                                      10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area.
                                      11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
                                      12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
                                      13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
                                      14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
                                      15. Pee (in the shower).
                                      16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
                                      17. Partially dry off.
                                      18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
                                      19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
                                      20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
                                      21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
                                      22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
                                      BWWAAHAHAHAHAH.. too true =)
                                      -TaDoW

                                      I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                      • posh rat in hell
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 403

                                        #20
                                        I'm with Mikeee!

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                                        • jimmyf
                                          OU812
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 12651

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by greentea
                                          this is another real gay thread..
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                                          • Theo
                                            HAL 9000
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 34515

                                            #22
                                            hahahahaahhahahahhaah me too

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