Worlds best pick up line

**Jak** · 08-23-2002, 01:09 AM

I bought it.

It's:

In the car, bitch.

Jak

**dacash** · 08-23-2002, 01:10 AM

**volante** · 08-23-2002, 01:11 AM

"Bond. James Bond."

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 08-23-2002, 01:33 AM

I wonder how his chargebacks are?

**Steve** · 08-23-2002, 01:35 AM

"No, I'm not that tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet."

**B40** · 08-23-2002, 01:37 AM

Pick up lines sucks. Just talk to the girl like you talk to anybody you're meeting for the 1st time.

**Jak** · 08-23-2002, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Steve
"No, I'm not that tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet."

**Joe Sixpack** · 08-23-2002, 01:44 AM

**TDF** · 08-23-2002, 01:44 AM

girl you must be made of windex...cuz I can see myself in you!

**DarkJedi** · 08-23-2002, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by B40
Pick up lines sucks. Just talk to the girl like you talk to anybody you're meeting for the 1st time.

in the car, bitch ?

LOL, j/k

**Marcus** · 08-23-2002, 01:52 AM

Get out of my car and into my dreams baby.

**Joe Sixpack** · 08-23-2002, 01:57 AM

Originally posted by Marcus
Get out of my car and into my dreams baby.

Don't you mean:

"Get into my car and onto my dick, baby"

**Pornwolf** · 08-23-2002, 02:00 AM

A freind of mine says "Feel this..." and puts the girls hand on his dick. It works half the time! The dude gets much ass with that line. Usually within 5 hours of using it.

**JayJay** · 08-23-2002, 02:02 AM

mine is

I sell porn do you wanna be famous?

**Muncher** · 08-23-2002, 02:06 AM

Do you like chicken? "Yes" Well suck on this it's fowl.

**volante** · 08-23-2002, 02:17 AM

A friend of mine once used the line "So, do you take it up the shitter or what?"

It fucking worked!

**Jak** · 08-23-2002, 02:20 AM

Two of my favorites that always work are:

Girl you know it's true. Oooh oooh oooooh I love you.

and

I wanna sex you up baby you sex machine hooyeah nannydiddy.

Try those.

Or maybe not.

Jak

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 08-23-2002, 02:23 AM

Just put your dick on her shoulder, so she can put it on her mind later on.

**Brown Bear** · 08-23-2002, 02:35 AM

Everything any guy needs to know about picking up women just has to watch the movie Swingers.

"You?re like a big bear, with claws and fangs... fangs man. Big fuckin teeth, yeah man with fuckin teeth on ya. She?s just like this little bunny who?s just kinda cowering in the corner... shivering. Yeah man just kinda... And you got these claws, and you?re staring at these claws, and your thinking to yourself, with these claws, you?re thinkin'... now how am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny, and your poking at it. Yeah you?re not hurting it, you?re just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared mike, the bunny's scared of you. And you got these fucking claws man and these fangs man, and you?re looking at your claws and your looking at your fangs and you?re thinking to yourself... I don?t know what to do man, I don?t know how to kill the bunny... with this you don?t know how to kill the bunny. Do you know what I mean? You?re like a big bear man."

**beemk** · 08-23-2002, 04:35 AM

funniest pickup line i ever say was on 'dont be a menace to south central' the guy was like "i bet i can get her #" then he went up and pulled out a gun and hes like "freeze bitch! gimme yo god damn #"

**beemk** · 08-23-2002, 04:36 AM

Here is an example of a BAD line... "Hey do you work for UPS because I caught you checking out my package."

everyone knows that pickup line never fails. shows how much that site knows.

**The real Dirty D** · 08-23-2002, 04:42 AM

I had a college buddy who use to say to chicks " what side of the bed are you sleeping on tonight" and then he would scream "fucking shit" just as load as he could. Believe it or not, he got tons of pussy.

**gothweb** · 08-23-2002, 04:44 AM

I know a line with a 100% success rate. Every time I know of it being used, it worked right away. Do not toy with this line unless you are sure you know what you are getting into:

"We must go out into the yard and fuck like weasels... Now!"

**dantopia** · 08-23-2002, 06:06 AM

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but, haven't we met before?"

**ADL Colin** · 08-23-2002, 06:15 AM

"Wanna line?"

"Wanna pill?"

"Wanna smoke?"

"wanna get wasted?"

**babyhuey** · 08-23-2002, 06:21 AM

I think my personal favorite is:

"wanna get some beer and fuck?.....what...you don't like beer?"

Worlds best pick up line

Worlds best pick up line

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