Yep.. good diet and exercise. 7 pounds.
Can't say that tubby looks any thinner..
Can't say that tubby looks any thinner..
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Originally posted by Smegma
Yep.. good diet and exercise. 7 pounds.
Can't say that tubby looks any thinner..
Listen Piggy,
Does that "good diet" include sucking down ranch dressing like it's going out of style? I think I saw you take a gulp of ranch to wash down your soda today.
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7 pounds since Monday? You doing the ExLax diet?Originally posted by Smegma
Yep.. good diet and exercise. 7 pounds.
Can't say that tubby looks any thinner..Comment
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I fucking love this board, OMFG,, I am sooo addicted,, this is getting better by the day.
YO DUDE< I am doing the Atkins Diet and Your food aint included
GFY and welcome to the board
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Originally posted by Kimmykim
7 pounds since Monday? You doing the ExLax diet?
He's doing the... "If I pretend... maybe it'lll be real" diet...
The guy looks like he's packing the weight on..
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When is the next weigh in? This could be like that show on Discovery Health, all those fatasses competing to lose weight!Comment
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Next weighin is on Jan. 1st when FatSmegma submits his application to join the ranks of Mr. Michael's.Originally posted by Kimmykim
When is the next weigh in? This could be like that show on Discovery Health, all those fatasses competing to lose weight!
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Hey Kimmi I loved that show.. damn that one guy looked yummy after he lost all that weight. You know that rock and roll guy! lol
I am still hanging with the Atkins diet, gotta loose 16 lbs by Nina's Party and NOPE I aint gonna work for Mickey D's.
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Ok listen here Mr. McDonald, or should i just call you Ronald?
I BET you that if you can do anything to those guys i'll go work at Wendy's for a week, and if you don't you have to go work at Wendy's for a Week!
And now it's about time that you GO FUCK YOURSELF
By the way, McDonald is crappy food...
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If this is true..... KimmyKim is a sellout and Tony works for mcdonalds....... maybee they should get married
if its fake......... its pretty funny, the email address sorta gave it away thoughComment
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FUCK MICKEY DEEEEZZZ
CHECKERS BITCHComment
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Good stuff to know if you work at McCrap
When giving the customer their food, tell them to have a nice life. Watch them do a
double take.
Put a frozen chicken mcnugget in the Ice Cream Machine. This was done where I
work, and it was nasty.
Repeat everyone's order back at them as if you were in a stadium (So that's one
order of FRIES, Fries, fries.....).
When people come through the drive through, bang on the window, and scream "For
the love of God, please let me out!."
Have everyone that can be seen from the drive-thru window stare at the customer.
While this doesn't exactly sound funny, it gets funnier after like 3 or 4 minutes, trust
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lmao... I just got a reply to my email...
fortunately -- I can remove my name from the blacklisted folk in the future -- if I so wish.
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Very creative way of spammingGreetings,
My name is Tony Michael; I am a contracting attorney for McDonalds Corporation. I represent the Human Resource division of the corporate parent company.
The IT division responsible for maintaining the www.mcdonalds.com website forwarded Human Resources print out of a discussion that took place on this website regarding a contest between two members of this board and weight loss.
I am attempting to reach those individuals, the following are the screen-names / aliases used:
:smegma
:kc
As you can imagine, what was proposed in that thread is not only against corporate policy, but violates several federal and state laws, including gambling.
If you know the identities of these individuals, please contact me. I can be reached at [email protected].
Sincerely,
Tony Michael
Corporate Consulting Attorney
McDonalds Corporation
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Originally posted by Tony Michael
Greetings,
My name is Tony Michael; I am a contracting attorney for McDonalds Corporation. I represent the Human Resource division of the corporate parent company.
The IT division responsible for maintaining the www.mcdonalds.com website forwarded Human Resources print out of a discussion that took place on this website regarding a contest between two members of this board and weight loss.
I am attempting to reach those individuals, the following are the screen-names / aliases used:
:smegma
:kc
As you can imagine, what was proposed in that thread is not only against corporate policy, but violates several federal and state laws, including gambling.
If you know the identities of these individuals, please contact me. I can be reached at [email protected].
Sincerely,
Tony Michael
Corporate Consulting Attorney
McDonalds Corporation
Tony Michael
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I know it!!! DAMN!!!!!Originally posted by pornopete
There go all your dreams and aspirations!
Come on Tony... sue me next!!!
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I hope he never unbans your URL now.Originally posted by Kimmykim
That will depend on whether or not he unbans my url Tony, we'll just have to wait and see.
I can't believe you sold those guys out just so you could get a URL unbanned.
I bet you would have turned in Anne Frank to the Nazi's if there was a buck in it for you.
Selling out in such a shameless way to a corporate goon for McDonalds is appalling.Comment
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excuse me joe, put down the sixpack and do some situps.
Pay attention now, I'll go slow.
If you look at the company that lawyer.com is registered to, it's a big IT company.
They have McD's on their client list, right there, in their reports.
As someone else just posted, its possible that board owners can be held liable for posts.
Why would I want Lens to get in trouble?Comment
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FUS's are appalling, but should be pitied.Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
I hope he never unbans your URL now.
I can't believe you sold those guys out just so you could get a URL unbanned.
I bet you would have turned in Anne Frank to the Nazi's if there was a buck in it for you.
Selling out in such a shameless way to a corporate goon for McDonalds is appalling.Comment
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It was none of your business and Lensman can look after himself. You admitted that you did it to get your URL unbanned... so it really had nothing to do with Lensman getting into trouble.Originally posted by Kimmykim
excuse me joe, put down the sixpack and do some situps.
Pay attention now, I'll go slow.
If you look at the company that lawyer.com is registered to, it's a big IT company.
They have McD's on their client list, right there, in their reports.
As someone else just posted, its possible that board owners can be held liable for posts.
Why would I want Lens to get in trouble?Comment
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Aren't you dead yet old man?Originally posted by Pathfinder
FUS's are appalling, but should be pitied.
That massive coronary can't be too far away, surely.Comment
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agreed.Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
I hope he never unbans your URL now.
I can't believe you sold those guys out just so you could get a URL unbanned.
I bet you would have turned in Anne Frank to the Nazi's if there was a buck in it for you.
Selling out in such a shameless way to a corporate goon for McDonalds is appalling.Comment
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Moron.Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
It was none of your business and Lensman can look after himself. You admitted that you did it to get your URL unbanned... so it really had nothing to do with Lensman getting into trouble.Comment
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I would have assumed a corporation whom is large enough to employ several hundred thousand workers, at minimum wage I might add, would not waste their time with what is going on at the adult webmaster message boards. Unless your're just here recruiting future senior citizensOriginally posted by Tony Michael
I understand that McDonalds employment is not as popular as other types of employment; however, several hundred thousand people find gainful employment with McDonalds each year. Although restaurant management is the core of our business, we offer several other areas of employment ? including Management, IT, and other corporate related positions.
Making jokes about such employment is disrespectful to those who work hard to provide a quality product, and earn a living wage.
If you hope to get barred from employment with our corporation, feel free to e-mail me your name and we will make sure that any future submission to McDonalds for employment will be denied.
[email protected]
You are an idiot and wasting my time, with is worth MUCH more than minimum wage. I am betting I make more in a year than you so please feel free to add my name to your list.
And just my
I am thinking Lensman can take care of himself, as he has several of his own lawyers at his disposal 
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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Moron.
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Tony,
I want a MC-CHEESE and some Coca-Cola, and while you are at it - why not include some french fries?
Hmm, okay?Comment
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This is so funny, a lawyer comes on the board and most of the people here makes more money then him...
LOL GFY
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I'm puzzle, how the fuck did a lawyer from Mcdonald found out about this?
Is someone spying on us?
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Ray .... KC :
Don't sweat it too much guys ... we'll fight fire with fire !!!
If Mickey D's don't back the fukk off ... we'll get Sleazy to boycott them ... that oughta put a dent in their financial statement !
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haha...by far the most hilarious thread I've ever seen.
"You are now banned from working in the bowels of the fast food industry"
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Fuck McD, go work at Wendy's
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This is a joke. Like McDs are going too risk getting into the press, sueing a porn webmaster.
It would cost them business.
Come on Boneprone time to admit it is really you
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WTF, I eat McDonalds everyday just about. It's right down the street from my house. I might stop supporting you just because of this gayness.Originally posted by Tony Michael
Thank you Kim, I got your e-mail. Could you please send / advise me as to who "Lensman" is and provide his contact information as well.
To those who have posted, we intend to send a cease and desist letter to the parties involved; and inform them that they will be barred from employment with McDonalds corporation. Nothing too serious yet.
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WOW, I think I'd be so sued I would die from it. Hehehe.Originally posted by greentea
They can sue me for every blunt i ever smoked!
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haha this is so much bullshit
a quality product?
Never found any at what you represent but maybe my standards of quality or a few levels higher then yours.Comment
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Hell, I have been banned from McDonald's in my hometown since 1997 when me and some bud's drank some Bud's in a McD's. I wasn't banned from employment but from the actual store!
Since we seem to have one of Ronald's clowns handy, may I ask directly why you morons got rid of the VERY FIRST good thing you ever had on your menu, the flatbread grilled chicken sandwhich? This post shows the stupidity and poor decision making of the organization you represent appears to be growing.Comment
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dopey, half the posters here will one day end up working for McDonalds.Originally posted by Tony Michael
Thank you Kim, I got your e-mail. Could you please send / advise me as to who "Lensman" is and provide his contact information as well.
To those who have posted, we intend to send a cease and desist letter to the parties involved; and inform them that they will be barred from employment with McDonalds corporation. Nothing too serious yet.
Thank you.
trust me.I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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would you like fries with that Cease and Desist?
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yearrrrrrrrrr baby
Did you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"Comment
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KC & Smegma, i think you have nothing to worry about, there is also burger king, kfc, whitecastle....etc
Of course we understand that McDonalds has the brand recognition, but i think under the circumstances, any other will do.))))))
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I for one am going to send an email to Tony so that I am banned from employment from Mc Donalds and I can't wait to get a responce from him so I can frame and hang it im my office.Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl MarxComment
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Tony,
Can I please get a happy meal?
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SIG TOO BIGComment
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I got a phone call from Tony Michael this morning (Thanks Kim).
Tony, you sperm-burping road whore - take your "liable suit" and "damages" - and shove them up your wife's ass.
And while you may find it enjoyable to take it up the rear by Ronald McDonald without so much as a reach-around.. I myself will put up a fight before I swallow the Micky D shaft.
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i love it...Comment
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At moderated boards, such as GFY, the board is liable for any defamatory posts/threads, and more. I know this firsthand, a board I moderate at was served papers because of posts and threads about a large domain registrar, the message boards lawyer suggested that we comply because the opposing party had grounds to sue and could have easily shut down the company. We had to delete and move every post and thread regarding this particular registrar.Originally posted by Kimmykim
As someone else just posted, its possible that board owners can be held liable for posts.
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Beautiful...
Tony, please send me a formal C&D. These weak emails really do nothing for me. Shit or get off the pot. It's about time you stop threatening us and step up with some action.
-KC
-----Original Message-----
From: Tony Michael [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2002 11:19 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Mr. XXXXXX = Your Attention is Needed
Mr. XXX,
I was given your e-mail address by an anonymous member of the GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM website.
I am outside council for McDonalds Corporation. It has come to our attention that action may be taken by you or Mr. XXXXXX to seek employment with McDonalds as the result of an illegal gambling wager.
I need to inform you that any such action is against Federal and State law as well as corporate policy. Engaging in such action can and will result in legal proceeding brought by McDonalds Corporation against you and Mr. XXXXX.
I like to initially approach these situations professionally, and ask that the post be removed from the GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM website at your earliest convenience. Any attempt to seek employment with McDonalds or any franchise within the McDonalds brand will result in immediate legal action.
Your cooperation is necessary to cease such legal action. Non-compliance will result in a formal cease-and-desist from our firm with further legal action by our corporation following.
Thank you for your co-operation,
Mr. Tony Michael
XXXX Law Firm
Outside Council for McDonalds Corporation
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
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