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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    How to get your girlfriend to quit dieting?

    My girlfriend started a diet and is making my life miserable. Our romantic croissants/french bread/brie/cappucino brunches have been replaced by yoghurt with muesli. Our pizza (homemade)/italian mozzarella salad/wine dinners have been replaced by something undefinable and water. Our snacks have been replaced by lettuce.
    And to make matters worse, what she doesn't seem to realize is that I don't dig skinny chicks. I like cute, slightly plump girls with big tits. However, if this goes on, she will become a skinny chick with a F-cup (the word deformed comes to mind).

    So how can I stop her?! How can I sabotage this evil diet-thing?
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • Fletch XXX
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      #2
      Smoke her out.

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        • dantopia
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          • Feb 2002
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          #3
          Ask her to marry you.

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            • BJ
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              • Mar 2002
              • 5590
              #4
              slap her around a bit, works wonders

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                • Cheshire
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5738
                  #5
                  Originally posted by dantopia
                  Ask her to marry you.
                  AAAAHAHAHA!


                  just a little bit naughty

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                    • cold_ice
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 3027
                      #6
                      Hey dude try telling her, just a thought. Tell her you like her the way she is. But just maybe its a hint that your ass is a little huge and she cant fine a way of telling you.

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                        • -=HOAX=-
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                          • Dec 2001
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                          #7
                          Yo that ain't funny...
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                            • steffie
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                              • May 2002
                              • 2422
                              #8
                              Nothing will stop her, because

                              You do Porn and look at beautiful women all day that alone gives her a complex

                              You probably don't tell her often enough how beautiful she is

                              You probably don't bring her flowers in the spur of the moment and tell her "I was thinking about you for the past few hours hunny"

                              The only thing guys want is sex, and preferable with a knock out like Jenna J. So, don't waste your time, if she is not overweight and is going on a diet she is ready to find herself a new boyfriend and is looking for attention. She wants to look like one of the models who are airbrushed to death on the Internet

                              Or, she has a party to go to (like NYC on 9/27) and trying to look good. If that is the case just LISTEN to her she tell you. Like hunny why are you dieting? Because were going to be at such and suchs party etc etc

                              Hey shit I am on a diet to loose 16 lbs by that day and believe me my husbands life right now is miserable because I am dieting. I already bought clothes for that day and I WILL fit into them by September 27th.
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                                • Libertine
                                  sex dwarf
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 17860
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by cold_ice
                                  Hey dude try telling her, just a thought. Tell her you like her the way she is. But just maybe its a hint that your ass is a little huge and she cant fine a way of telling you.
                                  I already told her a million times. She won't believe me.
                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                    • [Labret]
                                      Registered User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 10945
                                      #10
                                      I feel your pain.

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                                        • sexyclicks
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                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 3240
                                          #11
                                          I'm on a diet too...FUCK

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                                            • greentea
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 6580
                                              #12
                                              How much does she weigh and we can go from there?

                                              Post her stats
                                              Last edited by greentea; 08-22-2002, 03:31 PM.
                                              blunts

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                                                • greentea
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 6580
                                                  #13
                                                  Like Fletch said problem solved...

                                                  SMOKE THE BITCH OUT!

                                                  Roll a nice joint or blunt let her smoke and see how quickly she will be running to the fridge!
                                                  blunts

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                                                    • cold_ice
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 3027
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by punkworld


                                                      I already told her a million times. She won't believe me.
                                                      Well maybe she is cheating on you and trying to slim down for some other guy. Check to see if she bought any new under clothes that she isnt sharing with you. Any new perfume, new friends longer work hours. Dressing better than usual for work. You get the pic, just a thought.

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                                                        • Shooter
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                                                          • Apr 2001
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by dantopia
                                                          Ask her to marry you.

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                                                            • Libertine
                                                              sex dwarf
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 17860
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by steffie
                                                              Nothing will stop her, because

                                                              You do Porn and look at beautiful women all day that alone gives her a complex

                                                              You probably don't tell her often enough how beautiful she is

                                                              You probably don't bring her flowers in the spur of the moment and tell her "I was thinking about you for the past few hours hunny"

                                                              The only thing guys want is sex, and preferable with a knock out like Jenna J. So, don't waste your time, if she is not overweight and is going on a diet she is ready to find herself a new boyfriend and is looking for attention. She wants to look like one of the models who are airbrushed to death on the Internet

                                                              Or, she has a party to go to (like NYC on 9/27) and trying to look good. If that is the case just LISTEN to her she tell you. Like hunny why are you dieting? Because were going to be at such and suchs party etc etc

                                                              Hey shit I am on a diet to loose 16 lbs by that day and believe me my husbands life right now is miserable because I am dieting. I already bought clothes for that day and I WILL fit into them by September 27th.

                                                              I tell her about 240 times a day how beautiful she is, how much I love her, and how she is the only girl I want. She gets as much attention as she could possibly want.
                                                              The reason she's dieting is she thinks she's fat, she told me that. This isn't just for some party, she wants to keep this up for good.
                                                              However, if she keeps it up, I'm gone.
                                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                • Wizzo
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Dump her and tell her it's because she's a boney neurotic and she will either straighten out and come back or she will go away and you can find another....Words DON'T MEAN SHIT, it's all in the actions...Just like telling her you love her, but not showing it, is waste of time...;)
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                                                                    • gothweb
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 8849
                                                                      #18
                                                                      You would dump your girl because she wanted to take control of her body image, and look the way *she* wants to look? I have a suggestion for you...

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                                                                        • Libertine
                                                                          sex dwarf
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 17860
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by gothweb
                                                                          You would dump your girl because she wanted to take control of her body image, and look the way *she* wants to look? I have a suggestion for you...
                                                                          No, because she is making *my* life miserable while doing it, and conforming to a non-realistic unhealthy image of how a human being should look, presented to her by the popular media.
                                                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                            • greentea
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                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 6580
                                                                              #20
                                                                              How bad is she?

                                                                              Let's here some stats
                                                                              blunts

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                                                                                • gothweb
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 8849
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                                                                  No, because she is making *my* life miserable while doing it, and conforming to a non-realistic unhealthy image of how a human being should look, presented to her by the popular media.
                                                                                  I'm gonna have to say "stop overreacting"...

                                                                                  and then follow it up by the advice I should have given you to begin with. If you are having trouble with your relationship, the last thing you should be doing is asking for advice here. Say No to Drugs?.

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                                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 17860
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by gothweb


                                                                                      I'm gonna have to say "stop overreacting"...

                                                                                      and then follow it up by the advice I should have given you to begin with. If you are having trouble with your relationship, the last thing you should be doing is asking for advice here. Say No to Drugs?.
                                                                                      Just believe me when I say it's not overreacting. I could live with it if it was some kind of normal diet, or at least temporary. However, what she is doing now can be summarized as permanent starvation.
                                                                                      She's saying this is for good, and from the look of things, I believe her.
                                                                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                        • gothweb
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                                                                                          • 8849
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Eat how you like. Nobody to stop you. And let her know how you feel. If you can't disagree about something, and that makes you think you should get rid of her... Then what exactly is this "relationship" thing you claim to have with her?

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                                                                                            • Libertine
                                                                                              sex dwarf
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 17860
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by gothweb
                                                                                              Eat how you like. Nobody to stop you. And let her know how you feel. If you can't disagree about something, and that makes you think you should get rid of her... Then what exactly is this "relationship" thing you claim to have with her?
                                                                                              You somehow don't seem to get the point. This means I can never take her out to dinner anymore. Ever. This means I can never cook her dinner anymore. Ever. This means we can't drink a bottle of wine together anymore. Ever. She is not just "eating the way she likes", she is obsessing over it, not letting go even for a single second.
                                                                                              If she keeps this up, in a few months I simply won't find her sexually attractive anymore. Counting ribs makes me impotent.
                                                                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                                • gothweb
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 8849
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I refer you to my original statement.. "Stop overreacting"

                                                                                                  Yeah, it sounds like it sucks. Sounds like you have no control over her. Sounds like you'll have to give up some things you like. It sucks, but... Boo-fucking-hoo. Do you love her, or not? Gonna let that shit make a difference? It's your call.

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                                                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                      • 17860
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by gothweb
                                                                                                      I refer you to my original statement.. "Stop overreacting"

                                                                                                      Yeah, it sounds like it sucks. Sounds like you have no control over her. Sounds like you'll have to give up some things you like. It sucks, but... Boo-fucking-hoo. Do you love her, or not? Gonna let that shit make a difference? It's your call.
                                                                                                      What would you do if your girlfriend now started eating continuously, and didn't quit? Would you stay with her at 400 lbs? 600? 700?
                                                                                                      I don't want "control over her". However, I also don't want a neurotic girlfriend that starves herself and isn't able to think about anything else anymore.
                                                                                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                                        • gothweb
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I guess it isn't really my business. Just offering my advice, based on the principles I think matter in a relationship. Good luck.

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                                                                                                            • boneprone
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I like steffi's angle!
                                                                                                              Its all your fault!

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                                                                                                                • FATPad
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Maybe it's just a phase and in another week she'll be sick of it.
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                                                                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                      • 17860
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                                      I like steffi's angle!
                                                                                                                      Its all your fault!
                                                                                                                      All women are crazy. I think I'm gonna switch to men. You interested in a date?
                                                                                                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                                                        • grumpy
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          show a pic of her first before i give you my very apreciated advice
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                                                                                                                            • Libertine
                                                                                                                              sex dwarf
                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                              • 17860
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by grumpy
                                                                                                                              show a pic of her first before i give you my very apreciated advice

                                                                                                                              I would do so, had it not been for her telling me she would rip my throat out with her bare hands if I ever posted her picture on this board.
                                                                                                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                                                                • InsaneMidget
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 3767
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Fine that you like kind of chubby girls, but I wouldn't stress myself out over this just because she is trying to lose a few pounds. WHy don't you be supportive and help her out as much as possible and bring as much information about eating healthy as possible. There are hundreds of restaurats that are on the whole "Health food" theme. I'm sure you can still take her out, and make healthy foods for her. Just broaden her horizon past lettuce and water and she will see that there are thousands of healthy good full meals to eat.

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                                                                                                                                    • cherrylula
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 15969
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      That sucks. Smoking pot would help.

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                                                                                                                                        • JFPdude
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          rufenol and big macs

                                                                                                                                          drug her up and feed her when she can't fight

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                                                                                                                                            • Smurfette
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                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 542
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I know how she feels, I've been trying to lose 28 pounds but now I found out I'm pregnant yesterday so there goes that plan!

                                                                                                                                              It has alot to do with what a man says without even knowing what he has said. LOL

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                                                                                                                                                • CC
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Smurfette
                                                                                                                                                  I know how she feels, I've been trying to lose 28 pounds but now I found out I'm pregnant yesterday so there goes that plan!
                                                                                                                                                  CONGRATULATIONS!! That is soooo awesome! I hope your pregnancy goes very smoothly

                                                                                                                                                  Cassie

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                                                                                                                                                    • Snake Doctor
                                                                                                                                                      I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 13449
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      How to get her to stop dieting.....hmmmmmm......

                                                                                                                                                      You could tell her its over, you don't want her anymore, and then leave.
                                                                                                                                                      She'll get depressed and go for the haagen daaz. Then tomorrow tell her you didn't mean it.
                                                                                                                                                      Do this as frequently as you need to in order to keep her ribs hidden.


                                                                                                                                                      Let her catch you in bed with a girl that's bigger than she is, and when she wants to know why tell her that once you saw the love handles on that girl you just couldn't help yourself.......LOL


                                                                                                                                                      Ok, ok, all kidding aside. If you really care about this girl it shouldn't make a bit of difference if she loses 20 pounds or if she gains 20 pounds, she'd still be the same girl right?
                                                                                                                                                      If you're the kind of person that won't stay in a relationship because someone gains or loses a dress size or two then you're a shallow fuck who shouldn't be in a relationship anyways

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                                                                                                                                                        • Kanoealoha
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 1261
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Tell her the truth, if she really wants to lose weight its done through eating and exercise...if she doesn't eat all she is doing is scaring her body, it gets the idea, no food, hold onto the fat, she may see some loss, but its just water.

                                                                                                                                                          As for making her believe that you like healthy girls as opposed to waifs...you can't do anything, thats her ideas and mind set...and yeah you being in the porn indusrty does not help at all.

                                                                                                                                                          Show her that you love her for her...forget telling her she looks too skinny, thats what she wants to hear, even if you say it with disgust.

                                                                                                                                                          Good Luck!

                                                                                                                                                          P.S. Check if she goes to pro-ana and mia sites...they're dangerous and only help the mind set
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                                                                                                                                                            • fantasyc
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                                                                                                                              Dump her and tell her it's because she's a boney neurotic and she will either straighten out and come back or she will go away and you can find another....Words DON'T MEAN SHIT, it's all in the actions...Just like telling her you love her, but not showing it, is waste of time...;)
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                                                                                                                                                                • FlyingIguana
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 10870
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                                                                                                  My girlfriend started a diet and is making my life miserable. Our romantic croissants/french bread/brie/cappucino brunches have been replaced by yoghurt with muesli. Our pizza (homemade)/italian mozzarella salad/wine dinners have been replaced by something undefinable and water. Our snacks have been replaced by lettuce.
                                                                                                                                                                  And to make matters worse, what she doesn't seem to realize is that I don't dig skinny chicks. I like cute, slightly plump girls with big tits. However, if this goes on, she will become a skinny chick with a F-cup (the word deformed comes to mind).

                                                                                                                                                                  So how can I stop her?! How can I sabotage this evil diet-thing?
                                                                                                                                                                  have you talked to her about it?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Lexxx
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Tell her to go on birth control - that adds 20 pounds and doesn't let the weight slide again while she's on pills... If she can't stop dieting, at least you'll see no results from her obsession...
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Tylo
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Go on a junk food binge. Just cause she is eating heath food doesn't mean you have to. Start pigging out of Big Mac's and Pizza sweets like (chocolate brownies---WED BROWNIES) She will cave when she sees you enjoying them... Eat the brownies get the munchies...problem solved...hehehe
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                                                                                                                                                                            • TheFLY
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              withhold sex

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Lane
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TheFLY
                                                                                                                                                                                  withhold sex

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                                                                                                                                                                                  was that a Dr. Evil laughter?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Pathfinder
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      If you are eating out, quit paying her tab. If you are eating in, you do the grocery shopping.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • The Machine
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by dantopia
                                                                                                                                                                                          Ask her to marry you.
                                                                                                                                                                                          haha - as funny as this sounds, i can assure you that it will definitely do the job.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by The Machine


                                                                                                                                                                                              haha - as funny as this sounds, i can assure you that it will definitely do the job.
                                                                                                                                                                                              it's funny because it's true.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • JayJay
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I got a better question

                                                                                                                                                                                                  how do you get your girlfriend to start dieting?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • fear
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JayJay
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I got a better question

                                                                                                                                                                                                      how do you get your girlfriend to start dieting?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Withhold sex

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