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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #51
    51 Stretch Marks

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    • Nick_Merlot
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      • Mar 2008
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      #52
      Originally posted by Z
      I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.
      I'm assuming your woman reads the board?

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      • d-null
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        • Apr 2007
        • 13724

        #53
        Originally posted by budsbabes
        giving up your life for your kids is selfish? staying up all night, giving up on social life, working extra to provide ... all horribly selfish acts ...
        most of those that do it do it because they want to, they want something out of it, they want the pride of having some spawn, they want someone to play sports with or watch play sports or dance with and play dress up with or whatever, they want the companionship of having a kid, they want the idea that when they get old that someone will be their for them, it is selfish, not saying that selfish is a bad thing, but at least acknowledge that those that plan and want a family are doing it because that is what they want which in itself is selfish

        if you want to be totally selfless, anonymously do all that stuff for someone elses kid and then disappear after you are done, that would be more a definition of non-selfish

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        • d-null
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          • Apr 2007
          • 13724

          #54
          Originally posted by Nick_Merlot
          I'm assuming your woman reads the board?

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          • CDSmith
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            • May 2001
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            #55
            Real men aren't put off of their woman over some stretch marks.

            We call them "racing stripes."
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            • spanky part 2
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              • Oct 2003
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              #56
              Originally posted by budsbabes
              when you grow up you might understand.
              true true

              I was gonna post the same thing. Once you realize you need to talk to a woman, then your idea of the perfect woman changes.

              Personally I would rather have a woman with a few stretch marks than a woman with big fake tits. That's what I call gross.

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #57
                Originally posted by CDSmith
                Real men aren't put off of their woman over some stretch marks.

                We call them "racing stripes."
                They all look the same doggystyle in the dark

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                • wtfent
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3790

                  #58
                  Originally posted by jetjet
                  that has to be fake

                  that last photo is the belly of a 35 year old beer drinking guy

                  Your so wrong.... I should post my pics... My ex had our daughter when she was 20 and the same fuckin thing. She went from having a tight fuckin 19 year old body to looking like a fuckin tore up 38 year old. Fuck that shit just adpot a kid or leave the chick afterwords before she leaves you.
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                  • PervertInPueblaMexico
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                    • Jun 2008
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                    #59
                    It looks like there are 2 babies in the pic, so she must have had twins... A lot more stretching. Something to think about... If women DIDN't get pregnant, give up all of their spare time to put up with changing our diapers, probably a lot of them without the help of a father, how many of US would be here? In the pic with her baby, she looks pretty. And I have had that happen to me quite a few times where a girl looked good with clothes, then when she got undressed, not quite what I was expecting. I think she looks fine, hopefully with a little time her stomach will tighten back up. If not, who cares? I congratulate her.

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                    • Some Guy
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                      • Dec 2001
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                      #60
                      Having a baby can wreck a girls body for sure. I've seen it happen many times.

                      However, while a lot of it does have to do with genetics, a great deal of it is how well you take care of yourself while pregnant. For example, using certain types of lotion (vitamin E, cocoa butter) can make your skin more have more elasticity and help prevent stretch marks. I know a ton of girls who've used this technique and walked away from child birth with little to no stretch marks.

                      Also, a lot of girls do get lazy when pregnant and eat way more than they need to. They use the pregnancy as an excuse. They also fail to realize that, even though they're pregnant, they can still exercise. Working out while pregnant is perfectly fine, as long as you don't go overboard. It helps to keep your muscles tight so you don't end up a total flabbucket after you pump out the child.

                      The only girls I've met whose bodies were destroyed from having a child never took care of themselves while pregnant, or after the child was born. I've met countless girls who've had a child and within a year managed to get their bodies back into amazing shape.

                      Tits, on the other hand, are a different story. All the diet and exercise in the world can't save a girls tits from being wrecked during pregnancy. I know a few girls who had a kid, got their bodies back in awesome shape, but their tits are a lost cause. It sucks.

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                      • Some Guy
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                        • Dec 2001
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                        #61
                        I actually met a girl the other day who was complaining about a few stretch marks got while pregnant. Hers weren't even that bad. I told her to stop complaining about it, because they were a small price to pay for bringing a new life into the world. The girl has a beautiful baby boy who was well worth a couple of stretch marks.

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                        • Peaches
                          Old broad
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 13933

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Some Guy
                          However, while a lot of it does have to do with genetics, a great deal of it is how well you take care of yourself while pregnant. For example, using certain types of lotion (vitamin E, cocoa butter) can make your skin more have more elasticity and help prevent stretch marks. I know a ton of girls who've used this technique and walked away from child birth with little to no stretch marks.
                          I COVERED my stomach with every sort of cream I could find - including cocoa butter, vitamin E and something else that was supposed be a cure all. But I'm 5 feet tall and I had a full term 8 pound 9 ounce baby in there - something had to give They've been there for 25 years now - more than half my life. I've pretty much come to terms with them. And like I said, most men I know my age have more stretch marks than I do.

                          Oh, and I had a C-section before you start with the hot dog down the hallway crap, lol. He was so big and I was so short that he literally never dropped - even after 48 hours of labor. His 24 hour pictures look amazing because he didn't have any of the pointed head thing going on - and his eyes were wide open - looked more like a week old baby.

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                          • cleopatra0628
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                            • May 2008
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                            #63
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                            • bausch
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                              • Jul 2006
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                              #64
                              I'm 30 already and know I don't want kids. I am too vain, I would never want stretch marks, even the POSSIBILITY of getting them is terrible to me.

                              I admit I am selfish tho. I have no one to answer to and that's the way I like it. All my money is spent on me. I buy whatever the hell I want. Go wherever the hell I want. Everything I do is for myself and that's the way I like it. I would never want my life to revolve around taking care of someone else 24/7.

                              I DO respect women who sacrifice to raise children. I really do. I would just never want to be one of them. That makes me respect them even more though.
                              Last edited by bausch; 06-26-2008, 10:41 PM.

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                              • tony299
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                                • Aug 2002
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                                #65
                                Originally posted by 12clicksMichele
                                It has nothing to do with "taking care of yourself" Some people just scar easier than others. Yes I got stretch marks when I was pregnant, so what. The fade over time, I have never had a complaint about them and have never regretted having my kids.
                                That's true, I worked in bricks and mortar adult some girls had a kid and got torn up and others had a few and not a mark.

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                                • Some Guy
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                                  #66
                                  Isn't there some kind of surgery now to get rid of stretch marks, or reduce them greatly? I thought I heard that somewhere.

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                                  • Axzar
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                                    • Feb 2003
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                                    #67
                                    This thread delivers.

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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29901

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Z
                                      I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.
                                      are you fucking kidding me?? women who look slim before marriage and kids, and look like fucking fat whales after, are selfish bitches using others. They take care of themselfs until their goal of husband and kids is reached and then they let go and get fucking fat. Because they feel like they don't have a reason to be slim and pretty anymore. Extremly selfish.

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                                      • bausch
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                                        • Jul 2006
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                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by nico-t
                                        are you fucking kidding me?? women who look slim before marriage and kids, and look like fucking fat whales after, are selfish bitches using others. They take care of themselfs until their goal of husband and kids is reached and then they let go and get fucking fat. Because they feel like they don't have a reason to be slim and pretty anymore. Extremly selfish.
                                        Some women can't help it though, like the loose skin and saggy tits, she can work out and lose ALL the weight but they will still have loose skin, stretch marks and saggy tits. What can they do about that? Would you still think a woman let herself go if she was still slim but had loose skin and saggy boobs and stretch marks cause of pregnancy?

                                        I am anti children btw and don't want any.

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                                        • StuartD
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 29903

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                          are you fucking kidding me?? women who look slim before marriage and kids, and look like fucking fat whales after, are selfish bitches using others. They take care of themselfs until their goal of husband and kids is reached and then they let go and get fucking fat. Because they feel like they don't have a reason to be slim and pretty anymore. Extremly selfish.
                                          I suppose you base this statement on having talked to every housewife/mother on the planet to affirm your reasoning... correct?
                                          Or is this just a personal opinion that you're masquerading as some kind of fact?

                                          Let me ask you, have you given birth to 2 or 3 kids and tried to lose the weight and correct your body afterwards? Do you know for sure that the process for doing so is somehow easy for all the new moms out there who now have a large family to take care of plus do their jobs still to?

                                          You want a wife that will spit out multiple children for you and bounce back to being your trophy wife immediately afterwards? Now who's being extremely selfish?
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                                          • nico-t
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                                            • Aug 2004
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                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by StuartD
                                            I suppose you base this statement on having talked to every housewife/mother on the planet to affirm your reasoning... correct?
                                            Or is this just a personal opinion that you're masquerading as some kind of fact?

                                            Let me ask you, have you given birth to 2 or 3 kids and tried to lose the weight and correct your body afterwards? Do you know for sure that the process for doing so is somehow easy for all the new moms out there who now have a large family to take care of plus do their jobs still to?

                                            You want a wife that will spit out multiple children for you and bounce back to being your trophy wife immediately afterwards? Now who's being extremely selfish?
                                            you have been brainwashed by women, you probably have a fat wife who uses these untrue arguments to stay fat and do nothing about it.

                                            My own mom is even slimmer then before she had kids! and i know more mothers who also have jobs and you cant even tell they had kids. No time = bullshit argument. It's all about discipline.

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                                            • SexoboliC
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                                              #72
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                                              • Lighter
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                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                                you have been brainwashed by women, you probably have a fat wife who uses these untrue arguments to stay fat and do nothing about it.

                                                My own mom is even slimmer then before she had kids! and i know more mothers who also have jobs and you cant even tell they had kids. No time = bullshit argument. It's all about discipline.



                                                If you can get yourself a real girlfriend, you might have not used YOUR MOM as an example.


                                                Your mom had 30 years or so to change her body

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                                                • Lighter
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                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                  #74
                                                  half the MORONS who post here don't deserve kids with opinions of women like this

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                                                  • Lighter
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                                                    • Oct 2003
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Bossman
                                                    Damn - there are a few young dudes in this thread, where reality will catch up



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                                                    • MistressNirvana
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                                                      • Jan 2006
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                                                      #76
                                                      I like this thread , a man doesn't seem to be bother too much about the stretch marks as much as a woman does.

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                                                      • Jet Redux
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                                                        • Feb 2008
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by nico-t
                                                        you have been brainwashed by women, you probably have a fat wife who uses these untrue arguments to stay fat and do nothing about it.

                                                        My own mom is even slimmer then before she had kids! and i know more mothers who also have jobs and you cant even tell they had kids. No time = bullshit argument. It's all about discipline.
                                                        StuartD is a fat, pussy whipped loser.

                                                        He has a fat ugly wife and he will say anything to justify his sucky life.

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                                                        • 96ukssob
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 12991

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                          I am sure Jet's mother regrets her decision daily.


                                                          I know girls that have had kids and still have an amazing body... its called not eating like a walrus when your pregnant or getting your extra belly skin cut off... yuck
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                                                          • nico-t
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                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 29901

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Lighter
                                                            If you can get yourself a real girlfriend, you might have not used YOUR MOM as an example.
                                                            ha chicks with kids aint really my demographic i dont know about you... plus i dont even want kids myself.
                                                            Last edited by nico-t; 06-27-2008, 04:02 AM.

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                                                            • bausch
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                                                              • Jul 2006
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                                                              #80
                                                              you can always get a tummy tuck to fix that area and then breast implants and a breast lift for the sagging boobs. That and combination of exercise and diet should do wonders.

                                                              I heard that a tummy tuck hurts A LOT tho and that the recovery is very painful and with any surgeries there is always a risk, you can always die.

                                                              And breast implants are a pain because they will need to be replaced every 10-15 years.

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                                                              • 96ukssob
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                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 12991

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by bausch
                                                                you can always get a tummy tuck to fix that area and then breast implants and a breast lift for the sagging boobs. That and combination of exercise and diet should do wonders.

                                                                I heard that a tummy tuck hurts A LOT tho and that the recovery is very painful and with any surgeries there is always a risk, you can always die.

                                                                And breast implants are a pain because they will need to be replaced every 10-15 years.
                                                                the girl i knew that had a kid from college didnt get implants, just got some boob skin removed, but left really bad scars but her boobs went back to normal size
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                                                                • StuartD
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Jet Redux
                                                                  StuartD is a fat, pussy whipped loser.

                                                                  He has a fat ugly wife and he will say anything to justify his sucky life.
                                                                  Aww... bitter much?
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                                                                  • StuartD
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                                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                    ha chicks with kids aint really my demographic i dont know about you...
                                                                    There's the answer to my questions earlier. Thank you for proving my point.
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                                                                    • Shey
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Z
                                                                      I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.
                                                                      I absolutely agree but something told me you'd be the one to make this post...
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                                                                      • BlackCrayon
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                                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Lighter
                                                                        half the MORONS who post here don't deserve kids with opinions of women like this
                                                                        Sounds like they don't want kids...
                                                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Z
                                                                          I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.
                                                                          exactly and at the same time go thank your own mother for being willing to go through that and do that to her body so you could live
                                                                          Last edited by Sarah_Jayne; 06-27-2008, 05:27 AM.

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                                                                          • NikKay
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                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            There is a balance between genetic predisposition and taking care of yourself while pregnant and afterwards.

                                                                            Saggy skin, stretch marks, and changed boobs are genetic. The stretch marks happen on a deep layer of skin that no lotion or Vitamin E can even reach. Saggy skin and boobs are not due to being overweight and out of shape.

                                                                            That being said, a woman can generally maintain a healthy weight while pregnant, be active, and bounce back a lot quicker afterward. BUT it's certainly not easy to be that disciplined while you have an alien in your belly sucking the life out of you.

                                                                            I consider myself lucky to look the way I do after 2 children. I've always been petite and work out when I need to and I have an active dating life. But I can still point out all the things that pregnancy changed on my body.

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                                                                            • Some Guy
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Having worked with models for years and years, I've known quite a few of them who've had kids and went on to get their bodies back in amazing shape within a year thanks to hard work and discipline. The sad fact is that most people just lack the motivation.

                                                                              If you're vain enough, you can get your body back. I've seen it tons of times. And as I said before, the only girls I know who's bodies got trashed by having a kid are girls who didn't do anything to take care of themselves while pregnant or after the child was born.

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                                                                              • Some Guy
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by NikKay
                                                                                Saggy skin and boobs are not due to being overweight and out of shape.
                                                                                Yeah, it sucks that the boob thing is entirely genetic and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I've known some girls who've had children yet their boobs remained awesome after. Yet, I've known other girls who's boobs got totally destroyed when they had a kid.

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                                                                                • AZSarah
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                                                                                  • Oct 2006
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Some Guy
                                                                                  Yeah, it sucks that the boob thing is entirely genetic and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I've known some girls who've had children yet their boobs remained awesome after. Yet, I've known other girls who's boobs got totally destroyed when they had a kid.
                                                                                  True story.
                                                                                  The ones who probably have it worst are the ones who breast fed for any length of time... that can really change the breasts a lot, but it is the best thing for the baby health wise and is yet another UNSELFISH sacrifice mothers make for their children.
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                                                                                  • Some Guy
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    A knew a girl who use to have amazing tits before she had a kid. She didn't even breastfeed the child yet her boobs still got completely trashed. Sucks to be her.

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                                                                                    • MichelleB
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by Z
                                                                                      I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.
                                                                                      Thank you!

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                                                                                      • NikKay
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                                        True story.
                                                                                        The ones who probably have it worst are the ones who breast fed for any length of time... that can really change the breasts a lot, but it is the best thing for the baby health wise and is yet another UNSELFISH sacrifice mothers make for their children.
                                                                                        I breastfed for 2 years and for all the time I was nursing; I was super skinny and didn't like how my boobs looked. I assumed they were ruined. Once I stopped nursing and put on some weight, they looked better than they did before the pregnancy. It's all so random.

                                                                                        I knew a stripper once that had the most perfectly petite body, curved in all the right places. She got pregnant and was active throughout and obsessed about lotions and eating right... planning to go back to stripping after the baby was born. She went right back down to the same size she was, but had stretch marks all over her stomach and hips and ass and her boobs looked entirely different than they did pre-pregnancy. She was the most extreme example I had ever seen in someone I knew before and after pregnancy. She was Latin too... it seems like the darker skinned girls get it a little worse.

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                                                                                        • DWB
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                                                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Z
                                                                                          I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.
                                                                                          Agreed.

                                                                                          It's nice to have a woman with a beautiful belly, but this is the dice you roll when you have kids. And if you crap out, so be it. If you don't love your woman because of what YOUR CHILD did to her, you're a lame mother fucker.

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                                                                                          • DWB
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                                                                                            • Jul 2003
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by spanky part 2
                                                                                            true true

                                                                                            I was gonna post the same thing. Once you realize you need to talk to a woman, then your idea of the perfect woman changes.

                                                                                            Personally I would rather have a woman with a few stretch marks than a woman with big fake tits. That's what I call gross.
                                                                                            I will look over a good womans imperfections, because lord knows I have plenty of my own. And if I want to bang out a perfect body 18 year old, she lets me do it and will suck my cum out of the young girls pussy.

                                                                                            For that, I can put up with a stomach with stretch marks.

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                                                                                            • Z
                                                                                              Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by Nick_Merlot
                                                                                              I'm assuming your woman reads the board?
                                                                                              No, I've got no woman to play sensitive for or fear retribution from. But I do have a pregnant fetish and a 10 year period in my dating history where I dated nothing but single Moms and a couple pregnant women.

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                                                                                              • Tom_PM
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                                                                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Women are blessed with the burden of carrying the child.

                                                                                                So if scoring perfect 10 glamour chicks is what you want, just get a vascectomy. It's a quick 10 minute outpatient procedure. Dont forget to keep yourself in top shape, buy a rug for your balding head, some butt implants and maybe steroids. Good to be loaded with cash too so when your fake looks are too far gone to rescue, you can afford the perfect 10 hooker. Dont forget the viagra. And be mindful that during orgasm, a mans heart reaches 140 beats per minute.. watch those meds.. stay calm. And dont cheat on your wife if you somehow manage to marry, because studies show a man is more likely to die of heart failure during sex with a mistress than with his own wife.

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                                                                                                • Voodoo
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                                                                                                  #98

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                                                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                                                    • May 2001
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                    It's nice to have a woman with a beautiful belly, but this is the dice you roll when you have kids. And if you crap out, so be it. If you don't love your woman because of what YOUR CHILD did to her, you're a lame mother fucker.
                                                                                                    Ergo, there are a lot of lame motherfuckers in this thread.

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                                                                                                    • angeleyes
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Wow, some of the negative responses in here actually shock me, even for GFY.
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