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  • tehHinjew
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    • Sep 2006
    • 5755

    #1

    Why is it that when you tell a girl you want to fuck her in the ass, she replies with

    let me stick something in your ass first


    ?!?!?!

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  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2
    lol so did you let her?

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    • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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      • May 2007
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      #3
      lmao because, why would you think they would like it unless their used to it?





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      • Azoy?
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        • Aug 2005
        • 2178

        #4
        Originally posted by tehHinjew
        let me stick something in your ass first


        ?!?!?!
        cause she probably had someone force it in and it hurt her in the past.
        try convincing her that you be gentle and if that doesn't work then stick something in your ass if you want it that much or find another lady to do it with that likes it.

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        • Socks
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          • May 2002
          • 8475

          #5
          I think the translation is: No.

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          • tehHinjew
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            • Sep 2006
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            #6
            Originally posted by Socks
            I think the translation is: No.
            clearly lol

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            • IllTestYourGirls
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              • Feb 2007
              • 14311

              #7
              clearly time to find another girl lol

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              • genoveze
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                • Jun 2003
                • 455

                #8
                you should let her do it, it won;t hurt you :D
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                • stickyfingerz
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                  • Oct 2005
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                  #9
                  Hmm I get yelled at if I dont..

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                  • eightmotives
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                    • May 2007
                    • 811

                    #10
                    stick a carrot in your ass and have her chew that shit out

                    just might turn her on
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                    • Spunky
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                      • Jun 2002
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                      #11
                      It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist

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                      • marketsmart
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                        #12
                        try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

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                        • XoXo Cash
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                          #13
                          HAHA....that's so true!
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                          • tehHinjew
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by marketsmart
                            try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...
                            bahahhaha this deserves post of the year

                            but its not just one girl.. its all of them

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                            • Eriic
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                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2995

                              #15
                              Why do you ask? Just do it and stop being a Pussy....

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                              • digifan
                                The Profiler
                                • Oct 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Socks
                                I think the translation is: No.
                                Bingo....
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                                • uvort
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                                  • Mar 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                  try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...
                                  Well said sir.
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                                  • pornask
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                                    • Aug 2006
                                    • 6518

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                                    try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...
                                    at last someone in the know

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                                    • JFK
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                                      • Jan 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                      It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist
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                                      • DefaultMan
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Spunky
                                        It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist
                                        hehehhehehheheh.......sigh. So true
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                                        • gornyhuy
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                                          • May 2002
                                          • 18041

                                          #21
                                          Just explain to your mom that you'll use lube.

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                                          • Eriic
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                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 2995

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                            Just explain to your mom that you'll use lube.
                                            I did not know we were talking about his mom,,,,,there is no problem then, I heard she has been the Navy's favorite port of call. She is well known as Navy Anal anue nue

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                                            • Pornopat
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                                              • Dec 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by genoveze
                                              you should let her do it, it won;t hurt you :D
                                              Hehehe you are the devil!
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                                              • Just Mike
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                                                #24
                                                LOL true

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                                                • Eva PSC
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                                                  #25
                                                  it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?

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                                                  • shekinah
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                                    it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?
                                                    Exactly!!! Amen to that

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                                                    • PervertInPueblaMexico
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                                                      • Jun 2008
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                                                      #27
                                                      Maybe you should try the... Honey, I love you so much... I´ve never had anal sex with a girl, and I think it would be the first time for both of us...

                                                      Or... Maybe get her doggy style, and ACCIDENTALLY cornhole her...

                                                      The cloroform sounded like a good idea too... Does anyone know where I could buy some of that?

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                                                      • Robbie
                                                        Leaner, Meaner, Faster
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 20960

                                                        #28
                                                        I find that plenty of party favors can usually get my woman to offer up anal on her own
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                                                        • The Heron
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                                                          • Apr 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Ask her if she knows where the prostate is... then say go the fuck ahead, best orgasms ever

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                                                          • Evil E
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                                                            • Apr 2005
                                                            • 3201

                                                            #30
                                                            Did you start by inserting 1 finger while your where fucking her? You shouldn't just stick your cock in there when it's dry.


                                                            A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                                            So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                                            • Vick!
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                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                                              it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?
                                                              sticking something in our ass gives you what? .. but sticking out lil monster into your ass takes us heaven
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                                                              • cleopatra0628
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                                                                • May 2008
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                                                                #32
                                                                give her an oil as a gift??

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                                                                • Persius
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowowowo hook me up, RIMJOB!

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                                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                                    • Nov 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ADL_SusieQ
                                                                    lmao because, why would you think they would like it unless their used to it?
                                                                    Well they'll never know unless they try...


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                                                                    • Why
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 7230

                                                                      #35
                                                                      never gotten that response actually. you must be trying it with the wrong girls.

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                                                                      • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                                                        • Feb 2008
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Persius
                                                                        YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowowowo hook me up, RIMJOB!
                                                                        You really like to rimm huh?
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                                                                        • HorseShit
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          don't let her tell you no, just shove it in

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                                                                          • 96ukssob
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                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 12991

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by tehHinjew
                                                                            let me stick something in your ass first


                                                                            ?!?!?!
                                                                            then she is probably scared, but you can usually ease her fears with "if you love me you will" or "we'll see"

                                                                            my last two girlfriends said they would never take it in the ass, but about a week later they were eating their words
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                                                                            • MichelleB
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                                                                              • Aug 2007
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              My ass is exit only!

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                                                                              • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                                                                • Feb 2008
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by ARS Michelle
                                                                                My ass is exit only!
                                                                                Dont ruin my fantasy baby!
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                                                                                • Angelina77
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                                                                                  • Apr 2008
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                                                                  it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?
                                                                                  Well said!!!!!!!


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                                                                                  • pornguy
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                                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                    try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...



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                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      If you like it... then enjoy it...
                                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                      • tehHinjew
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                        If you like it... then enjoy it...

                                                                                        so im gusssing you like anal sex lol

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                                                                                        • Tom_PM
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                                                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I do remember one girl telling be straight up to not even THINK about it, lmao. Clearly someone had just gone for the gusto before and she was not at all amused. She did have a killer ass though.
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                                                                                          • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                            • Feb 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            just bend over and take it like a man...

                                                                                            or as suggested, chloroform works too
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                                                                                            • Isradude
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              lolol bitch
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                                                                                              • romeo22
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                                                                                                • Mar 2008
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                dont ask it again just do it
                                                                                                maybe that will help

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                                                                                                • Elli
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  hehe Eva had a very good point Unless you have already proven to her how gentle and considerate you are in bed, be ready for these kinds of questions. In other words, if she already thought you'd be gentle enough and slow enough for her, she wouldn't be defensive.
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