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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46238

    #1

    dont fuck with the monkey

  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #2
    Do not mess with wild animals. Once in Bali, i was touring the sites where they have monkeys roaming around. There are stands where you can buy cut up fruit and bunches of bananas to feed the monkeys with. Well there were some smaller cuter monkeys that i saw and wanted to go feed them. I bought my bananas and took about five steps away from the stand when a larger monkey. I say large but he came up to my knees, over my knees anyway when he was crouched on his haunches. Anyway, this guy was straight up demanding my bananas and blocking my way.

    I lost my mind for a moment thinking i could scare it off and stamped my foot and made a move toward it. IT showed me all its teeth in a very scary menacing way. IT got all my bananas..lol
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    • SilentKnight
      Megan Fox's fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 24818

      #3
      Perfectly executed flying drop kick.

      Curious George is such a badass.

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        Originally posted by Phoenix
        IT showed me all its teeth in a very scary menacing way. IT got all my bananas..lol
        Sounds much like a Revenue Canada auditor here in Canada.

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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433

          #5
          Wait until you bump into a Cassowary in the bush on a dark night...

          I was having a sly piss on the way home and this fucking thing saw my junk and went mental - In the morning - Just after I had stopped running - They told me I was lucky to see one - Yeah, right.....

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          • SilentKnight
            Megan Fox's fluffer
            • Oct 2005
            • 24818

            #6
            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
            Wait until you bump into a Cassowary in the bush on a dark night...

            I was having a sly piss on the way home and this fucking thing saw my junk and went mental - In the morning - Just after I had stopped running - They told me I was lucky to see one - Yeah, right.....
            Ok, I'll admit I had to google Cassowary.

            At first I thought...you ran from a frickin' bird?!

            Then I saw injury photos. Yeah, good call.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              That was funny har har

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              • Captain Kawaii
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2007
                • 6748

                #8
                That monkey is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee.

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                • MiamiBoyz
                  fgfdftre6
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 6690

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                  Wait until you bump into a Cassowary in the bush on a dark night...

                  I was having a sly piss on the way home and this fucking thing saw my junk and went mental - In the morning - Just after I had stopped running - They told me I was lucky to see one - Yeah, right.....
                  So "a shy piss" is code to cruising the park now?

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                  • Matyko
                    PsyHead
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8681

                    #10
                    Badass Monkey, doing the right thing
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                    • romeo22
                      你自己去他媽的
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 23350

                      #11
                      lol he sure deserve it

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