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  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200

    #1

    Why men don't write advice columns

    Dear Walter:
    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
    Can you please help?
    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Sheila Usk


    Dear Sheila:
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
    I hope this helps.
    Walter
    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
    think about that
  • Tom_PM
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    • Feb 2005
    • 16443

    #2
    GOTTA love that reply, lol
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    • woj
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      • Jul 2002
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      #3
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      • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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        • May 2007
        • 3884

        #4
        lmao ......figures :P





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        • MetaMan
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          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5

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          • pornguy
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            • Mar 2003
            • 62910

            #6
            Sounds like something that I would say
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            • ProducerCashDave
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              • Jun 2006
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              #7
              Nice
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              • Joe BrainCash
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                • Mar 2006
                • 2092

                #8
                Instant classic!
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                • JayMoyes
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                  • Jul 2006
                  • 321

                  #9
                  could also be the fuel pump fuse or fuel pump relay
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                  • klinton
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 8766

                    #10
                    hahah

                    ..

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                    • D Ghost
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                      • May 2006
                      • 9819

                      #11
                      lol ahahhaaaha

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                      • sniperwolf
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                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        ROFL!

                        aha and that answered the problem?!
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                        • Casa Nova
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                          • Mar 2007
                          • 2867

                          #13
                          lmfao what a dick move

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                          • uno
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 18450

                            #14
                            Really really old, but still really really funny.
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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #15
                              Yep, oldie but still a goodie !!


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                              • Mister E
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                                • May 2007
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                                #16
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                                • tranza
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  Very funny
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                                  • Brother Bilo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 4193

                                    #18
                                    And just think, if she hadn't done something stupid to the car to make it break down, they would still be happily married.

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                                    • Vendzilla
                                      Biker Gnome
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 23200

                                      #19
                                      It's an old joke I know, but it is funny, the weird part is my daughter sent it to me
                                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                      think about that

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                                      • baddog
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Was his response inaccurate?

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                                        • strobi
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 7383

                                          #21
                                          Haha that's some good advice

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                                          • bloggingseo
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2007
                                            • 1793

                                            #22
                                            Oh God that is HILARIOUS! haha

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                                            • davecummings
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 2922

                                              #23
                                              It's all about the perception of priorities:-).
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