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  • KillerK
    Confirmed User
    • May 2008
    • 3406

    #1

    Do you Juice?

    Looking for some decent recipes that actually don't taste like shit.
  • VikingMan
    Exploiting human weakness
    • Jan 2008
    • 6862

    #2
    Originally posted by KillerK
    Looking for some decent recipes that actually don't taste like shit.
    nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast

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    • Harmon
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      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      Originally posted by VikingMan
      nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast
      Exactly. Add some Wild Turkey to it and do shots
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Have a brand new Breville, my effort to actually use it needs improvement

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        • ilnjscb
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2009
          • 8957

          #5
          Originally posted by VikingMan
          nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast
          This ^^ don't sweeten it, just do it. You'll feel better for 24 hours.

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          • JFK
            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
            • Jan 2002
            • 67369

            #6
            Just mixed some Frutopia Strawberry and some Mango Juice with some fine Rum, Best ever

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Originally posted by ilnjscb
              This ^^ don't sweeten it, just do it. You'll feel better for 24 hours.
              I throw a teaspoon of local honey in.

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              • OneHungLo
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2001
                • 40902

                #8
                I use 50% kale and throw in frozen berries (blueberries & black/raspberries) and sometimes a banana and it tastes pretty good.

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                • xXXtesy10
                  Fakecoin Investor
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 7127

                  #9
                  juiced

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                  • Bryan G
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8338

                    #10
                    Spinach, half a banana, frozen blueberries, cucumbers, squeeze half a lime, ginger, ground flaxseed, whey protein amd some ice. Tastes pretty good.
                    Bryan
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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.

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                      • woj
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47880

                        #12
                        When you guys say "pretty good" does it actually taste "pretty good"? or do you mean "pretty good" compared to other recipes you tried that you ended up barfing out?
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38944

                          #13
                          If you asked someone in the UK if they juiced, you would be asking them if they used anabolic steroids.

                          It means a different thing here


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                          • Bryan G
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 8338

                            #14
                            Originally posted by woj
                            When you guys say "pretty good" does it actually taste "pretty good"? or do you mean "pretty good" compared to other recipes you tried that you ended up barfing out?
                            My wife has one that is, Spinach, Kale, Greek Yogurt, Avocado, Grapes, and half a pear. Its fucking gross. I cannot stomach that one.
                            Bryan
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                            • Harmon
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 20012

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.
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                              • Bryan G
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 8338

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.
                                I started juicing when I broke my jaw about 3 months ago. Having soup for 3 meals a day gets pretty boring and not very nutritious. So I bought a Vitamix and starting juicing. I have had my jaw unwired now for almost 2 months and still juice in the mornings. You can get a ton of veggies in that way.
                                Bryan
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                                • Harmon
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 20012

                                  #17
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                                  • Bryan G
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 8338

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Harmon
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                                    • L-Pink
                                      working on my tan
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151

                                      #19

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                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 94022

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Harmon
                                        Ahahahahahahaha!

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                                        • PornoPlopedia
                                          Curing asexual impotence
                                          • Mar 2014
                                          • 465

                                          #21
                                          I don't juice anymore, I buy bolthouse greens. They taste good (compared to my juicing), are organic and have all the needed veggies. Even spiruline and some other stuff that can make your dick hard. check out their products
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                                          Also, like JFK mentionned atop, I also add lemon to my Vodka
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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68184

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Harmon


                                            nice chop!

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                                            • ilnjscb
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 8957

                                              #23
                                              Look, the whole point is you can down the juice in 5 seconds and be done with it, and not have to sit there with lemon-face for an hour choking down your veggies.

                                              Dinosaur Kale, 1/2 beet, organic carrot, chinese broccoli. Bolt it, then slam a glass of water, then make the same noise you make when you put your aftershave on. No apples or grapes or shit like that.

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
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                                                • OneHungLo
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 40902

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                  Gotta be one of the best chops ever done here

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                                                  • Sunny Day
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2010
                                                    • 1406

                                                    #26
                                                    Beets

                                                    Never sure if he meant the leafy part or the regular part of the beet. But famous crime writer Jim Thompson (The Getaway, After Dark My Sweet, The Grifters), several times in his books, said it was the best thing to build up new blood after a loss, especially after a gunshot.

                                                    Raw egg, blender of V8 and a couple shots of vodka is as close to juicing as I want to get.

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                                                    • Wendy-Etology
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2015
                                                      • 274

                                                      #27
                                                      I love juicing! especially the green juices with all the veggies.... YUMMM

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                                                      • baddog
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 107089

                                                        #28
                                                        Judging by the suggestions I have seen presented, some are blending while others are juicing. Which are you doing?

                                                        If really juicing here are some hints:

                                                        apple and pear are great flavor neutralizers.
                                                        Kale adds a great smoked flavor
                                                        Garlic about the size of your thumb adds a nice spiciness
                                                        When juicing leafy vegetables, roll them up into a tight ball first; you can roll up small berries in the middle

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                                                        • arock10
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 6217

                                                          #29
                                                          you want to blend, not juice
                                                          Sup

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                                                          • eroticsexxx
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 3133

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by baddog
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                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24812

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                              If you asked someone in the UK if they juiced, you would be asking them if they used anabolic steroids.

                                                              It means a different thing here
                                                              Saw the thread title and thought it meant e-juice - as in vaping.

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                                                              • HowlingWulf
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 1662

                                                                #32
                                                                I tried juicing for awhile but it's a huge pain in the ass. Good luck finding something tasty.
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                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24812

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by HowlingWulf
                                                                  I tried juicing for awhile but it's a huge pain in the ass.
                                                                  More lube...smaller nozzle.

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                                                                  • nico-t
                                                                    emperor of my world
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 29901

                                                                    #34
                                                                    are you guys all fags? And what the fuck is kale?

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                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 77385

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Harmon

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