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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727
    #1

    I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor...

    I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop!

    Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee
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    • Your Mothers Secret
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 240
      #2
      can't afford to buy another lawnmower there Mr. Porn Mogul ?

      Is lawncare your real income source?

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        • Zuzana Designs
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          • Feb 2005
          • 20908
          #3
          Originally posted by Headless
          I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop!

          Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!

          ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

          I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee
          I wish you were in NC I have a badass Murray I bought a year ago and I have a lawn care service now at the new house ... I may list in on CL for cheap ... the back tire needs to be blown up but it is a sweet mower

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            • Headless
              Registered User
              • Jan 2001
              • 26727
              #4
              Originally posted by Your Mothers Secret
              can't afford to buy another lawnmower there Mr. Porn Mogul ?

              Is lawncare your real income source?

              Actually no I wasnt planning on buying a lawn mower. I had my heart set on a pair of 07 VPI Axanthics instead.

              Look that up bitch, then suck my dick.

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                • Sly
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                  • Sep 2004
                  • 31379
                  #5
                  Check out one of those manual ones. They are cheap and provide good exercise, plus they don't break as easily.
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                    • Headless
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 26727
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                      I wish you were in NC I have a badass Murray I bought a year ago and I have a lawn care service now at the new house ... I may list in on CL for cheap ... the back tire needs to be blown up but it is a sweet mower
                      thats what mine was... a murray I bought 2 years ago...

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                        • Pics Traffic
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3055
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Headless
                          I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop!

                          Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

                          I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee
                          Replaced starter in lawnmower, eh? Wtf? I would just buy a new one..
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                            • Ice
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26053
                              #8
                              Don't sit on it next time... it's not a riding mower
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                                • Headless
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 26727
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                  Check out one of those manual ones. They are cheap and provide good exercise, plus they don't break as easily.


                                  Do I look like I want to push that?

                                  HAHAHAHA

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                                    • Headless
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 26727
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MOCKBA
                                      Replaced starter in lawnmower, eh? Wtf? I would just buy a new one..

                                      Why? new mower is 1k+, starter was $130. Made sense too me...

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                                        • Sly
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                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 31379
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Headless


                                          Do I look like I want to push that?

                                          HAHAHAHA
                                          It would be good for you!
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                                            • bad2rich
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                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 84
                                              #12
                                              What exactly happened to your lawnmower, and what kind of engine does it have? I like working on small engines, I just fixed my lawnmower, it was misfiring like crazy. Turns out it was simple, the air cleaner was clogged. The briggs & stratton engine on the lawnmower is 28 years old and runs like a top, only problem is that there is some blue smoke on startup, but I don't care enough about that. It doesn't do it while I mow.
                                              Last edited by bad2rich; 06-21-2008, 08:39 PM.

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                                                • Pics Traffic
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 3055
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Ice
                                                  Don't sit on it next time... it's not a riding mower
                                                  Good point. But isn’t there a weight limit on riding one? From what I remember Headless looks like the Scottish guy from Austin Powers movie.
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                                                    • Headless
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 26727
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bad2rich
                                                      What exactly happened to your lawnmower, and what kind of engine does it have? I like working on small engines, I just fixed my lawnmower, it was misfiring like crazy. Turns out it was simple, the air cleaner was clogged. The briggs & stratton engine on the lawnmower is 28 years old and runs like a top, only problem is that there is some blue smoke on startup, but I don't care enough about that. It doesn't do it while I mow.
                                                      It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke.

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                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 38323
                                                          #15
                                                          So many euphemisms in this thread.

                                                          First the title..."I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor".

                                                          Headless has a Mexican gardener named Juan that mows his lawn:



                                                          So now you know what Headless meant when he said, "I fucking blew (Juan's) motor".

                                                          And here is what Headless wrote about Juan cumming on his face:

                                                          "It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke."

                                                          GFY needs to create a separate forum for teh ghey threads like this one from Headless, so the rest of us who are hetro don't have to be exposed to stuff like this.

                                                          At the very least, please make Headless's nick pink or something...

                                                          /rant

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                                                            • Luscious Media
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                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 785
                                                              #16
                                                              You changed the starter and then it broke a pushrod? Two totally different issues dude. Junk it and buy a Deere. Green Machine!...Green Machine!...Green Machine!
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                                                                • payd2purv
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 2727
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Sucks that you went to the effort to replace the starter and then the motor itself goes..

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                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I have the coolest lawn mower in the world. It came with the house when I bought it, the paint on it is so chipped and ugly that I can't even tell what make it is, but it's ugliness also keeps anyone from wanting to steal it.

                                                                      Reason it's so cool: It's electric, and whisper-quiet. I mean extremely whisper-quiet. As in I can mow the grass at 5 am and no one would complain about noise.

                                                                      People have walked by while I'm mowing and commented that they thought it wasn't even on. :D

                                                                      I've had it for going on 18 years now, wouldn't trade it for any of the new ones.
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                                                                        • Deej
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                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 24386
                                                                          #19
                                                                          lay off the pythons headless, they are a waste of money...

                                                                          its certainly nothing to try and shove in some trolls face as a comeback... it only makes people laugh at the whole situation...

                                                                          you can even try the good ole "im going to breed them" comeback... go ahead try it... very rarely is it a successful operation... I sure as shit wouldnt depend on the ROI...




                                                                          so please, lay off the ball python comebacks...

                                                                          as for your mower... either hire someone, get a pusher, or get one of them damned kids of yours out there mowin it up... they are off the tit by now right?

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                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 51460
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                                                                              Typical webmaster mowing at 5 am...
                                                                              I've never done it, I just said I could do it. Earliest I've mowed is about 8 am.


                                                                              But I get what you're saying. :D
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                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Blister your lips?

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                                                                                    • Fat Panda
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                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                      • 13296
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      first off all a new mower should cost at least 3000+, second of all only a dumb fuck would buy a Murray lawn mower...if you have class buy a fucking John Deere...period

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                                                                                        • Deej
                                                                                          I make pixels work
                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                          • 24386
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          SNAPPER FTW!!!



                                                                                          back when i was a little tyke...from about 7-11.... I had a mower like this one but not so shiny ;)

                                                                                          We had a wood stove and I was in charge of cutting stacking and filling the house with wood. Being that we had our wood across the property and I was still a small lil duffer... I had to come up with a way to make it much easier on myself. I hooked two of my wagons up to the back of it and all the sudden i had a miniature snapper mac-10 double trailer loggin truck...

                                                                                          that fucker never failed... Id un hook them and pop wheelies with that fine automobile...


                                                                                          Go with a snapper headless... ebay that shit

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                                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Headless blew his lawnmower and didn't post video.

                                                                                              :D
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                                                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 30307
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I have heard of blowing vacuum cleaners before but never a lawn mower.

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                                                                                                    • GAMEFINEST
                                                                                                      Make STACK$
                                                                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                                                                      • 14472
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      they are cheap
                                                                                                      Compound interest.

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                                                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 43074
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          at the "I don't suck, I can afford a snake" comeback.

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                                                                                                            • woj
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                              • 47880
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                              So many euphemisms in this thread.

                                                                                                              First the title..."I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor".

                                                                                                              Headless has a Mexican gardener named Juan that mows his lawn:



                                                                                                              So now you know what Headless meant when he said, "I fucking blew (Juan's) motor".

                                                                                                              And here is what Headless wrote about Juan cumming on his face:

                                                                                                              "It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke."

                                                                                                              GFY needs to create a separate forum for teh ghey threads like this one from Headless, so the rest of us who are hetro don't have to be exposed to stuff like this.

                                                                                                              At the very least, please make Headless's nick pink or something...

                                                                                                              /rant

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                                                                                                                • Headless
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                  • 26727
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                                                  lay off the pythons headless, they are a waste of money...

                                                                                                                  its certainly nothing to try and shove in some trolls face as a comeback... it only makes people laugh at the whole situation...

                                                                                                                  you can even try the good ole "im going to breed them" comeback... go ahead try it... very rarely is it a successful operation... I sure as shit wouldnt depend on the ROI...




                                                                                                                  so please, lay off the ball python comebacks...

                                                                                                                  as for your mower... either hire someone, get a pusher, or get one of them damned kids of yours out there mowin it up... they are off the tit by now right?

                                                                                                                  You should really shut your pie hole when you know nothing of what you are speaking.

                                                                                                                  Spend some more time in photoshop instead of my python collection. ;)

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                                                                                                                    • Headless
                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 26727
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                      at the "I don't suck, I can afford a snake" comeback.
                                                                                                                      Shouldnt you be ripping off someone elses designs so you can resell them or something?

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