I was having a beer in my local bar yesterday, when who should wander in, but my next-door neighbour 'Barmy Albert'. He was upset. Apparently, he got home early from work and found his wife (Ethel) and his best friend in bed with each other!
I sez to him, "that's awful, what are you going to do?"
He said, "I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce forthwith!"
"Good for you!" I replied, "you did the right thing, and what did you say to your best friend?"
Albert composed himself and with all the dignity he could muster, he replied, "well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ..BAD DOG!"
I sez to him, "that's awful, what are you going to do?"
He said, "I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce forthwith!"
"Good for you!" I replied, "you did the right thing, and what did you say to your best friend?"
Albert composed himself and with all the dignity he could muster, he replied, "well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ..BAD DOG!"
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