My worst nightmare. . . .a black man with a gun

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    My worst nightmare. . . .a black man with a gun

    I swear, give a guy a gun, and a badge, and a nice car with pretty lights and watch the power go to his head.

    So, I am on the 405 freeway and I come up on this squad car for the local junior college police department. Knowing he is well out of his jurisdiction, I change lanes and blow past him.

    What does this guy do? Throws on his red lights and initiates a traffic stop.

    Eventually I get off the freeway (it was my offramp) and pull over to see what he wants.

    Cop: License, registration, and proof of insurance please. You know why I pulled you over?

    Me: Not really.

    Cop: You know how fast you were going?

    Me: 75?

    Cop: 80, you know what the speed limit is?

    Me: 70?

    Cop: 65

    Me: Hmmm

    Cop: When was the last time you were cited?

    Me: No idea

    Cop: Ever been arrested?

    Me: Ever?

    Cop: Yes

    Me: Well yeah.

    Cop: How long ago?

    Me: I don't know.

    Cop: What were you arrested for?

    Me: Assault or something, Don't remember exactly how they worded it.

    Cop: Anything in the car I should be worried about?

    Me: Just me.

    Cop: Stay in your car.

    Me: Are you going to cite me?

    Cop: Just stay in your car.

    2 minutes later

    Cop: Mr Brown, if I ever stop you again there will be no discussion.

    Me. Good


    WTF? Does this guy think he is on COPS or something? Like he has jurisdiction on CA freeways. I almost wish he had cited me. I would have loved to get him in court and have him explain his little power trip to the judge.
  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #2
    im more afraid if a white man with political power...
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    • clubsexy
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      • Jan 2003
      • 1630

      #3
      You got out of the speeding ticket?
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      • MassAppeal
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        • Jul 2003
        • 537

        #4
        he was college police? for what mesa?
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        • Sly_RJ
          Live Hard - Die Hard
          • Feb 2002
          • 17042

          #5
          I'm afraid of the Mexican man on the corner making my burrito. Who knows what he's putting in there.
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          • detoxed
            vip member
            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
            Ok, so you passed a cop and didnt expect to get pulled over? heh. Lots of police departments have agreements with other local sheriff's and police where they can do traffic stops, etc in other jurisdiction if they see it. The university cops here give DUI's all over town on the roads near campus.

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by clubsexy
              You got out of the speeding ticket?
              he could not write me up if he wanted to

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              • Theo
                HAL 9000
                • May 2001
                • 34515

                #8
                hehehe, cops are the same in every country, they have a common language.

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MassAppeal
                  he was college police? for what mesa?
                  El Camino Junior College. He probably has jurisdiction for a block on the perimeter of the school

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                  • TDF
                    Triple OG nigga on GFY
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 27296

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                    hehehe, cops are the same in every country, they have a common language.

                    assholio? ...i dont trust any cops..period
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                    • SYNIKAL
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 1795

                      #11
                      He wanted your manhood
                      ...........

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                      • cold_ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 3027

                        #12
                        Originally posted by toodamnfli
                        im more afraid if a white man with political power...
                        Same here TDF. Anyway I think the Campus police here are on the police force or are subcontracted out to the college by the police force as all the campus police still were a badge from our police department.

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                        • clubsexy
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1630

                          #13
                          LOL... I misread the post... HAHAHAHA

                          He is a rent a cop right? Making a citizens arest or what???

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                          • cold_ice
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 3027

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog


                            he could not write me up if he wanted to
                            If you are so sure of that why did you even stop?

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by detoxed
                              The university cops here give DUI's all over town on the roads near campus.
                              if I was on a city street, near the college, then yeah, I might expect to possibly have him try to exercise his authority, but on the fucking freeway?

                              And yeah, cops have authority in other cites under certain situations, but it has to be authorized by the chief of police for the city in question. I know this quite well as I have been involved in court cases where this was an issue.

                              It would not apply in this case.

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                              • =^..^=
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 6935

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SYNIKAL
                                He wanted your manhood
                                i agree
                                he was probably enticed by the tasty "man boobs" pic you posted on the other board
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                                • Sly_RJ
                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 17042

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by clubsexy
                                  LOL... I misread the post... HAHAHAHA

                                  He is a rent a cop right? Making a citizens arest or what???

                                  Campus cops are not "rent a cops". They're full blown cops with the same training. They're simply assigned to a campus.

                                  A good friend of mine is going through the Academy right now and was going to be a campus cop but decided to take a job in Sac instead.
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                                  • SCJason
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 1095

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                    im more afraid if a white man with political power...
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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cold_ice


                                      If you are so sure of that why did you even stop?
                                      because by law you do have to pull over for a solid red light

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                                      • TDF
                                        Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 27296

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SCJason

                                        Hating Whitey today Steve ?
                                        Lets go have a beer bro..........I will even let you sit in the front of the booth.

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                                        • &lt;IMX&gt;
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 2728

                                          #21
                                          So basically you are a fool, who put your life in another fool's hands.
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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by =^..^=


                                            i agree
                                            he was probably enticed by the tasty "man boobs" pic you posted on the other board
                                            I did not know there were any gay black guys. I thought they were too fly for that.

                                            But I guess anything is possible.

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                                            • cold_ice
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 3027

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by baddog


                                              because by law you do have to pull over for a solid red light
                                              No shit, I didn't know this. So are you saying that if I get a red light and stick it on my car I can pull people over?

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cold_ice


                                                No shit, I didn't know this. So are you saying that if I get a red light and stick it on my car I can pull people over?
                                                as a matter of fact yes, however, you would also be subject to arrest for impersonating a cop, color of authority, and probably a couple other things that don't come to mind immediately

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                                                • saltricter
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                                                  • Jan 2001
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                                                  #25
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