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  • CaptainHowdy
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    • Dec 2004
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    #1

    Hot or Not I'm thinking of converting to Judaism ...

    Looks like a pretty practical religion ...
  • Best-In-BC
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    • Jun 2002
    • 9509

    #2
    lol, or, you can just live your life with out the helping hand of bullshit.
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    • sperbonzo
      I'd rather be on my boat.
      • May 2003
      • 9750

      #3
      When my wife decided to convert from her Hinduism to my Judaism so that our son would be born Jewish, I told her that she was crazy. I had never asked her to take on my faith. Who wants to volunteer to be a part of the smallest and most hated minority on the planet?

      She went ahead with it anyway. 18 weeks of classes and then did her mikvah in the ocean off of the beach.








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      • DamageX
        Marketing & Strategy
        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        Nah, just go with Islam instead. It's the new rage.
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        • CaptainHowdy
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          • Dec 2004
          • 94026

          #5
          Pretty listenable music as well ...

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          • edgeprod
            Permanently Gone
            • Mar 2004
            • 10019

            #6
            Originally posted by sperbonzo
            When my wife decided to convert from her Hinduism to my Judaism so that our son would be born Jewish, I told her that she was crazy. I had never asked her to take on my faith. Who wants to volunteer to be a part of the smallest and most hated minority on the planet?

            She went ahead with it anyway. 18 weeks of classes and then did her mikvah in the ocean off of the beach.
            I love how Jews don't prospect for additional members. That right there makes them a billion times more respectable than other religious sects.

            Awesome gesture on the part of your wife. Props to her for showing you that respect.

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            • CaptainHowdy
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              • Dec 2004
              • 94026

              #7
              Originally posted by sperbonzo
              When my wife decided to convert from her Hinduism to my Judaism so that our son would be born Jewish, I told her that she was crazy. I had never asked her to take on my faith. Who wants to volunteer to be a part of the smallest and most hated minority on the planet?

              She went ahead with it anyway. 18 weeks of classes and then did her mikvah in the ocean off of the beach.








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              Judaism is less ascetic and much more organized than hinduism ...

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              • slapass
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                • Nov 2002
                • 14625

                #8
                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                Looks like a pretty practical religion ...
                Without a very good reason to convert to it. You don't win when you die like most religions so why bother?

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                • michael.kickass
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                  • Mar 2009
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                  #9
                  I would advice you not to.
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                  • Barry-xlovecam
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                    • Jun 2010
                    • 18083

                    #10

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                    • marcop
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                      • Nov 2005
                      • 4150

                      #11
                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                      I love how Jews don't prospect for additional members. That right there makes them a billion times more respectable than other religious sects.
                      I had a great-grandfather who was Jewish, and from what I know of the religion--which is quite a lot--it seems a lot more practical and less annoying than many other religions. The only thing I don't like is the insistence on circumcision of male babies. Apart from being sexual mutilation, just like female circumcision, the children are not able to consent to it.

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                      • TeenCat
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                        • Jan 2007
                        • 16131

                        #12
                        so you think once you are jude you will become super rich as they are?

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                        • ITraffic
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                          • Jul 2013
                          • 2725

                          #13
                          zoroastrianism is some OG shit. i would go that route instead.

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                          • pornmasta
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                            • Jun 2006
                            • 19812

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sperbonzo
                            18 weeks of classes

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                            • 420
                              cuck
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 11571

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pornmasta


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                              Its harder to convert to judaism than it is to convert to legal american citizen.
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                              • pornmasta
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                                • Jun 2006
                                • 19812

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ITraffic
                                zoroastrianism is some OG shit. i would go that route instead.
                                You nasty boy: they destroyed misthraism !

                                Personally i'll just stay will sol invictus !

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                                • pornmasta
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                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 19812

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by 420
                                  Its harder to convert to judaism than it is to convert to legal american citizen.
                                  you mean, for a mexican ?

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                                  • 420
                                    cuck
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 11571

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pornmasta
                                    you mean, for a mexican ?
                                    for any non citizen

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                                    • LAJ
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                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 5567

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                                      I love how Jews don't prospect for additional members. That right there makes them a billion times more respectable than other religious sects.
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                                      • hadden
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Aug 2006
                                        • 1440

                                        #20

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                                        • iamBoogieman
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Dec 2014
                                          • 1329

                                          #21
                                          Any religion is good. Its always up To the person.

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                                          • EonBlue
                                            Apocalypse
                                            • May 2007
                                            • 3043

                                            #22
                                            Just keep in mind that if you convert to Judaism your job opportunities may be limited in many places including France:

                                            'Not for Jews? job ad whips up a storm in France





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                                            • dyna mo
                                              just a fucking jerk
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68184

                                              #23
                                              now you can tell jewish jokes!

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                                              • ruff
                                                I have a plan B
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 5499

                                                #24
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                                                • ZeroHero
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                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                  • 15336

                                                  #25

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                                                  • petwussy00
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                                                    • Jan 2015
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                                                    #26
                                                    It's not about the religion, it's about your faith and what you would like to practice and believe.

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                      • Dec 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      Happy Rosh Hashanah for Trees ...

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