Obama CLOSES Congress with executive order!

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20999

    #1

    Obama CLOSES Congress with executive order!

    Well, that's one way to shut the bullshit up.

    Obama Signs Executive Order Closing Congress - The New Yorker


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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20999

    #2
    Satire alert.

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    • Cameltoepro
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      • Sep 2012
      • 1526

      #3
      LOL..Might work..
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by blackmonsters
        Satire alert.

        Good thing you mentioned that.

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20999

          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          Good thing you mentioned that.
          I decided that I wasn't really up for a 5 page thread.

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          • TCLGirls
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2010
            • 3068

            #6
            Originally posted by blackmonsters
            Well, that's one way to shut the bullshit up.

            Obama Signs Executive Order Closing Congress - The New Yorker



            Que the "socialism, communism, fascism, kenyan born, no birth certificate, bengazi" outrage from the usual suspects.

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            • TCLGirls
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2010
              • 3068

              #7
              Originally posted by blackmonsters
              Satire alert.


              cancel the outrage

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                I decided that I wasn't really up for a 5 page thread.

                I decided to post the link on my Facebook page because people believe everything they read on Facebook. Comments (so far) include things like "Hitler did the same thing" and "That man is so arrogant" - And that is from my "Independent" friends . . . I can't wait for the Republicans and Democrats to start commenting.

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                • edgeprod
                  Permanently Gone
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 10019

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  Good thing you mentioned that.
                  Ha! Some people were already stocked up on ammo, probably.

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                  • Rochard
                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 75733

                    #10
                    This sounds like a brilliant idea really.
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                    Brooklyn, NY

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                    • iSpyCams
                      Amateur Gynecologist
                      • May 2009
                      • 4436

                      #11
                      damn what am I gonna do with all these torches and pitchforks now?
                      - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rochard
                        This sounds like a brilliant idea really.
                        Only a Marine would think so. Is that why you joined up, so a President could "close" Congress?

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                        • MK Ultra
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 879

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rochard
                          This sounds like a brilliant idea really.
                          What an idea!
                          That way we wouldn't have to deal with the 535 elected representatives of the people who don't get along on the best of days and most of us could cheerfully shoot in the face out of sheer frustration.
                          NO!
                          Instead we can all just obey a single dictator.

                          BRILLIANT!!

                          Plus he could finally do some editing on that pesky Bill Of Rights that has gotten in government's way sooooo many times!

                          Win-Win!

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                          • Vendzilla
                            Biker Gnome
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 23200

                            #14
                            and it continues here Obama Issues Executive Order Giving Him Authority to Issue Executive Orders | Dorian de Wind

                            lol
                            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                            think about that

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                            • crockett
                              in a van by the river
                              • May 2003
                              • 76818

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              I decided to post the link on my Facebook page because people believe everything they read on Facebook. Comments (so far) include things like "Hitler did the same thing" and "That man is so arrogant" - And that is from my "Independent" friends . . . I can't wait for the Republicans and Democrats to start commenting.
                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                              • Horatio Caine
                                full-time aspiring rapper
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 5746

                                #16
                                I should send it out a snail mail to some buds and see if comes back to me in 3 month.

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                                • fappingJack
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                                  • Dec 2014
                                  • 2172

                                  #17
                                  Haha nice bluff

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                                  • GregE
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 2704

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    Only a Marine would think so. Is that why you joined up, so a President could "close" Congress?
                                    If congress was officially closed for the last few years it's not like they would have accomplished any less.

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                                    • iamBoogieman
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                                      • Dec 2014
                                      • 1329

                                      #19
                                      Obama is the true enemy.

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