The Director of the FBI emailed me today!

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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #1

    The Director of the FBI emailed me today!

    United States Department of Justice (DOJ) Federal Bureau of Investigation Washington, DC.

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with a Financial Institution in Nigeria, as the owner of the said sum $7.5 Million USD.

    So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect.

    Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.

    Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa.

    You are to contact the Director of Operations Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde with the information below in regards to more details on your funds.

    Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde (Director of Operations)
    Phone: +234 1 231 2126
    E-mail: [email protected]

    If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call (206) 350-6981.

    Sincerely,

    Robert S. Mueller, III (Director)
    Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
    i'm stoked.. i thought those nigerians were scammers... i KNEW the FBI had the ability to legitimize this transaction once and for all!! SUCKAS LAFFT AT ME!!! Who's LAFFING NOW????
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  • ADL Colin
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2001
    • 11929

    #2
    I had tea with the director of the FBI once. True story.


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    • fitzmulti
      I Like Depth Of Field!
      • Jan 2003
      • 14861

      #3
      Nice to know they use HOTMAIL, LOL!


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      • TubeTitans_SusieQ
        Confirmed User
        • May 2007
        • 3884

        #4
        have you called them? you should.....





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        • jakethedog
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 2497

          #5
          your rich ..yaaaa.. can i get a pony ?
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          • Casa Nova
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2007
            • 2867

            #6
            FBI are cheap so they use hotmail to keep in budget

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            • 1off
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2007
              • 674

              #7
              I would love to be a fly on the wall during the meeting those smelly fucks had to write that letter... I could only imagine the arguments over grammar and spelling, and how to make it look "official"

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              • mrkris
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 2737

                #8
                Haha, that number is based out of my area. I'll get you more details when I finish sending some "emails".

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                • Niktamer
                  Lord of the Leads
                  • May 2005
                  • 3021

                  #9
                  thats my money!!

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                  • payd2purv
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 2727

                    #10
                    I woke up one morning.. My pops first day of "retirement"

                    Me - "Where's dad?"

                    Mom - "He's in a meeting DON'T BOTHER HIM!"

                    Me - "Fbi? Department of Treasury, RCMP!? whos business cards are these?"

                    Mom - "What?! GIMME THOSE! go play on the computer!"

                    Me - "Can I keep the FBI one?"

                    Mom - "NO!"

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                    • Vick!
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                      • Nov 2005
                      • 6882

                      #11
                      Buy me a pizza when you get your 7.5 meelion .. I am hungry.
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                        • Violetta
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735

                          #13
                          haha... lol at hotmail1
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                          • SirMoby
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 583

                            #14
                            Contact that FBI at [email protected]

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                            • Andy Servers4Less
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 922

                              #15
                              technology has changed things. The FBI used to actually visit you. Now they can email from home using their hotmail addresses. Amazing.
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                              • aico
                                Moo Moo Cow
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 14748

                                #16
                                who ever wrote that has dyslexia, it should be FIB.

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                                • pornguy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 62910

                                  #17
                                  Send it over the the FBI. they will love that one.
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                                  • Jens Van Assterdam
                                    The Dupre Pimp
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 6677

                                    #18
                                    Forward it to the guys from Zone-H. They flew to one of these nigerian scammers once and nearly got killed by the gang. Tough business...
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                                    • qxm
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                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 5970

                                      #19

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                                      • _Richard_
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 30989

                                        #20
                                        the fbi is in cahoots with the nigerians?

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                                        • midphase
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                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 252

                                          #21
                                          wtf fbi use hotmail lol
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                                          • kmanrox
                                            aka K-Man
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 29295

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SBR Richard
                                            the fbi is in cahoots with the nigerians?
                                            well duh.. if ya dont know, know ya know, jigga
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                                            • M0nk
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 3502

                                              #23
                                              hahaha wicked!!!
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                                              • bobby666
                                                boots are my religion
                                                • Nov 2005
                                                • 21765

                                                #24
                                                hehe a hotmail user

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                                                • brandonstills
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 1964

                                                  #25
                                                  translation? what is it they are saying?

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                                                  • Persius
                                                    Tap into MOBILE!
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 11779

                                                    #26
                                                    lmao hotmail HAHAH

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                                                    • stephane76
                                                      Frenchie
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 3892

                                                      #27
                                                      ahaah yeah...love the Hotmail addy

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                                                      • nojob
                                                        The Original NoJob
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 3682

                                                        #28
                                                        That is funny as hell. I wonder if they get fucked even more that they are impersonating them as well.

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