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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    Can you go into Home Depot

    and ask a sales associate 'where do I find the caulk' or 'i need some caulk' without laughing or turning red?
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  • LivePornBlog
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    • Feb 2007
    • 446

    #2
    LOL i'd probably burst out laughing.... it happens a lot!

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    • Got Porn?
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      • Nov 2005
      • 1264

      #3
      You have to ask with a Boston accent. “Where do you keep your Cack?” or “Can you help me find a fat tube of Cack?”
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      • V_RocKs
        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
        • Nov 2003
        • 32448

        #4
        Behind the zipper.

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        • Jim_Gunn
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 5702

          #5
          Maybe it's my NY/NJ accent, but cock and caulk do not sound alike when I say them. Caulk is more like 'cawk' to me...

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          • dodger21
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 2680

            #6
            Originally posted by Mutt
            and ask a sales associate 'where do I find the caulk' or 'i need some caulk' without laughing or turning red?
            Yeah, because I'm older than 16
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            • LauraLee
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 3821

              #7
              Nope, and similar to that, this industry has ruined me for scheduling spa time (ie: FACIALS).
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              • chri$tian
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                • Aug 2003
                • 2468

                #8
                Excuse me, "Do you have any black caulk", "I needs some black caulk in my shower"
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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47880

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                  • ProducerCashDave
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                    • Jun 2006
                    • 3983

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Got Porn?
                    You have to ask with a Boston accent. ?Where do you keep your Cack?? or ?Can you help me find a fat tube of Cack??
                    I laughed out loud
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                    • BV
                      wtf
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 10914

                      #11
                      Sort of like when a back Southern woman goes to drug store to get some tampons?

                      The clerk asks: "What kind of "flow" do you have?"

                      She replies,: "Geez, I don't know what that has to do with it, but my flow is Linoleum!"

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                      • JayDeeZee
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 3595

                        #12
                        Oh hell no!

                        I can't even opperate a caulking gun without stroking it a few times.

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                        • Mutt
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 34431

                          #13
                          ha i asked the question because I had just heard a radio commercial for some caulk products and in 30 seconds they must have said 'COCK' 10 times and it sounded just like cock - made me laugh - some things are funny no matter how old you are.
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                          • GPS
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 572

                            #14
                            What about people from Massachusetts..

                            They say

                            cahhhh

                            instead of car
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                            • BVF
                              Black Vagina Finder
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 13975

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BV
                              Sort of like when a back Southern woman goes to drug store to get some tampons?

                              The clerk asks: "What kind of "flow" do you have?"

                              She replies,: "Geez, I don't know what that has to do with it, but my flow is Linoleum!"
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                              • CurrentlySober
                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 38975

                                #16
                                My wife used to LOVE going in and asking for black caulk
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                                • Adam_OC3
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                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 320

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by chri$tian
                                  Excuse me, "Do you have any black caulk", "I needs some black caulk in my shower"

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                                  • borked
                                    Totally Borked
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 6284

                                    #18
                                    just go ask for some silicone sealant. Caulk - wtf did that word come from anyway??

                                    But yeah, I remember when I was over there going to the hardware store asking for some silicone sealant and the spotty shit was like 'huh?'. You know hte shit that you spread around the bathtub which goes everywhere and is a bitch to get rid off. To which he replied, oh, 'cock'. Seriously, I had no fricking idea what he was on about!! In the end though, thankfully I left with my tube of silicone sealant and noth a big cock.

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                                    • dooglas
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2068

                                      #19
                                      Haha I just did that two weeks ago..I knew where it was...I just wanted to ask.

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                                      • Casa Nova
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 2867

                                        #20
                                        Why don't you just ask for Caulking....

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                                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                          • May 2007
                                          • 3884

                                          #21
                                          I've done it plenty of times just to see a reaction....its priceless ;)





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                                          • tony299
                                            lurker
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 57021

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                            Maybe it's my NY/NJ accent, but cock and caulk do not sound alike when I say them. Caulk is more like 'cawk' to me...
                                            i was thinking the same thing.sounds more like cork when I say it

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                                            • fallenmuffin
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 8170

                                              #23
                                              Yeah, thats funny.. oh wait I'm not 14.

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                                              • tranza
                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559

                                                #24
                                                WTF is a caulk?
                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                • Holly
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 10017

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm from the South, so caulk rhymes with walk.

                                                  I went to the auto parts store to buy a battery once and asked the sales guy if I should go home and have my neighbor's husband jack me off, first. True story.
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                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 25463

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tranza
                                                    WTF is a caulk?
                                                    it's a adhesive
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