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  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677

    #1

    Fuck YOU Apple!

    I went to the apple store today to buy a new mighty mouse. I thought i go with the cable version because iam always to lazy to buy batteries for the wireless.
    Just got home and trying to dock this mouse into my mac and i realise the cable is like 10cm!! fucking 10cm!! The cable is shorter then a cock!!
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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    Isn't it supposed to plug into your keyboard?
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    • nosey
      Talk Hard
      • Feb 2003
      • 14413

      #3
      Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
      The cable is shorter then a cock!!

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      • MaDalton
        I am Amazing Content!
        • Feb 2004
        • 39864

        #4
        i have a wireless for sale, i keep my old logitech laptop mouse. the mighty mouse does mighty suck
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        • Tuga
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2002
          • 7678

          #5
          Are you going to use it on a Mac or shove it up your ass?

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          • iMind
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2007
            • 937

            #6
            Originally posted by StuartD
            Isn't it supposed to plug into your keyboard?
            Yeah, it is.... but it's stupid short.

            Why anyone would buy a wired version is beyond me though , it feels like a toy
            The batteries in the wireless one give it a real nice weight and they last for months.

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            • Sid70
              Downshifter
              • Dec 2002
              • 16413

              #7
              dude, this is lame, get a USB extender
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              • Chris
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2003
                • 27880

                #8
                our local apple store is closed today for the keynote
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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #9
                  lol @ the cult of mac
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                  • Horny Dude
                    Earn enough to buy coffee
                    • May 2002
                    • 4913

                    #10
                    LOL...yeah the cord is way too short. Never liked the standard mouse for the Apple, too small of my hands, plus after using it for a long period of time it gets uncomfortable. Get an after market mouse and keyboard.

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                    • jalami
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 845

                      #11
                      Originally posted by iMind
                      Yeah, it is.... but it's stupid short.

                      Why anyone would buy a wired version is beyond me though , it feels like a toy
                      The batteries in the wireless one give it a real nice weight and they last for months.
                      Months is also how long the Not-So-Mighty Mouse's stupid scroll ball works until the dirt and gunk gets in there and stops it from working. I bought another one thinking that the first one was defective, but no, they all are.
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                      • Penny Flame
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 729

                        #12
                        This thread is worthless without naked pictures of Jens and the mighty mouse in his ass...
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                        • MaDalton
                          I am Amazing Content!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 39864

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Penny Flame
                          This thread is worthless without naked pictures of Jens and the mighty mouse in his ass...
                          i can live without that picture
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                          • payd2purv
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 2727

                            #14
                            I have the wireless mighty mouse after a few months of use I decided I can't stand it.

                            1) You have to wait for the mouse to connect to the computer after sleeping etc.
                            2) The scroll ball stopped working only after a month.
                            3) You can't rest both fingers on the mouse it confuses the sensor for the dual buttons.
                            4) for some reason I find it hard to do precision movements with the mighty mouse..

                            I haven't used the mouse in like 4 months so I forget the rest of the problems..

                            I went back to my wired logitech.. it's badass...

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                            • johnuk
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 648

                              #15
                              You realise just because you're on a Mac you don't actually have to have a mighty mouse? My MM scrollball stopped working after a year or so and unless you want to smash it open there's no way to get inside and clean the thing!

                              It looks all nice and shiny white sitting on the side though!
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                              • aico
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 14748

                                #16
                                The scrollball is easy to clean. Just unplug your mouse, and roll it on a wetwipe or paper towel with solvent repeated with a little pressure for a minute or so and it will work fine again.

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                                • payd2purv
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 2727

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  The scrollball is easy to clean. Just unplug your mouse, and roll it on a wetwipe or paper towel with solvent repeated with a little pressure for a minute or so and it will work fine again.
                                  Yah the sensor must get dirty but..

                                  I also had another problem.. The scrollball had 2 "feels" as it "rolled" depending on how I touched it.

                                  Smooth or Gritty.. Gritty the ball would work.. Smooth.. the ball wouldn't work..

                                  I got no help from apple on replacing it so I said fuck it..

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                                  • sicone
                                    Retired
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 18453

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                                    i can live without that picture
                                    So could I

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                                    • BusterBunny
                                      perverted justice decoy
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 19291

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                      This thread is worthless without naked pictures of Jens and the mighty mouse in his ass...
                                      hell yeah that's the spirit
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                                      • sniperwolf
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 17743

                                        #20
                                        LOL! now buy a new one! a logitech cable mouse!
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                                        • pornguy
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 62910

                                          #21
                                          Hate when they do shit like that.
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                                          • DamianJ
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 15808

                                            #22
                                            I am a massive mac whore, but the mighty mouse is shit. Logitech ftw.

                                            But the short cable is cos you should be plugging it into your keyboard, not your mac.

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                                            • tranza
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 57559

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                              I went to the apple store today to buy a new mighty mouse. I thought i go with the cable version because iam always to lazy to buy batteries for the wireless.
                                              Just got home and trying to dock this mouse into my mac and i realise the cable is like 10cm!! fucking 10cm!! The cable is shorter then a cock!!
                                              hahahahaha relax men!
                                              I'm just a newbie.

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