My Christmas Message To One And All

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    My Christmas Message To One And All


    Luke 2:10-11

    And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

    For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.


    I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
  • seeandsee
    Check SIG!
    • Mar 2006
    • 50945

    #2
    Happy Holidays Virgin Marry!
    BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

    Contact here

    Comment

    • VikingMan
      Exploiting human weakness
      • Jan 2008
      • 6862

      #3
      I think there is some amazing wisdom in the bible like forgiveness and many other life lessons but I can never be a Christian because then I have to accept that God decided to come up with this bizarre scenario of him impregnating a woman and the husband being OK with it. And then I have to accept that God expects humans to just blindly accept this and not only accept it but spin it as some beautiful thing. Whereas if the average modern Christian person would gossip and laugh behind the back another church member if she all of a sudden said she was pregnant with God's baby. But because this story of the birth of Jesus happened 2,000 years ago it makes it more believable.

      Perhaps God put this story out there so he can weed out all the dumbfucks and send the believers to hell while he lets the rational people into Heaven.

      Comment

      • GAMEFINEST
        Make STACK$
        • Nov 2006
        • 14470

        #4
        Merry xmas guys
        Compound interest.

        Comment

        • SekobA
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2008
          • 12154

          #5
          Happy Christmas!!!!!!Best wishes!

          Comment

          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94031

            #6
            Lacking the capacity to understand metaphors is part of a mental disease ...

            Comment

            • FriendsForNow
              D2 215lb Final
              • Oct 2014
              • 535

              #7
              Merry Xmas Mutt.

              Comment

              • Mutt
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Sep 2002
                • 34431

                #8
                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                Lacking the capacity to understand metaphors is part of a mental disease ...
                Christianity 2.2 billion
                Islam 1.6 billion
                Hinduism 1 billion

                That's over half the people on the planet who either lack the capacity to understand metaphors OR who spend their lives worshipping metaphors.
                I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

                Comment

                • ITraffic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 2725

                  #9
                  Hoahaoism 1.5-3 million followers.

                  Comment

                  Working...