Something that annoys me about sponsors/sales reps

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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Something that annoys me about sponsors/sales reps

    You open a thread or read someone elses thread asking about a specific feauture and which sponsors have this.
    There are a bunch of sales reps here who will ALWAYS respond with "yeah we've got that, hit me up". They don't even read what it is they just type that and go to the next thread to spam.
    So you hit them up, he/she has no clue what you're talking about. You point him out to the thread and he will say "yeah just sign up and look in the member area" let me know if you need something else. Ofcourse once you're signed up there is nothing to be found. You hit him up again and the you'll get the "oh man, i'm sorry, i thought we had that feautre...let me see what i can do for you". Thats the last time you heard from him.

    In the meantime if that lying moron piece of shit wouldnt just have random spammed his crap i would actually already be halfway a new site where i use that specific feature from a non bs sponsor. Smell what i'm cooking?

    I think it's time for a special area on here or a site where all those idiots will be mentioned including the crap they talk. So you simply know who to deal with and who not.
  • brand0n
    been very busy
    • Nov 2002
    • 26983

    #2
    ya we got that, hit me up.
    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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    • 1off
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2007
      • 674

      #3
      Good idea.

      I hate the BS excuse that "they were swamped yesterday, didn't have a chance to get your links".

      A reps only job is to do these little tasks like setting things up for affiliates. A dozen or so 10 minute jobs in any given day that get put off. It's always such a shock when you get a rep who hits you up, says he has something.. 5 mins later sends you a zip.. and a "anything else?" The majority of the time it takes 3 days and 5 icq messages just to get a psd.

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      • Electric Lights
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2008
        • 224

        #4
        sales reps are idiots, there is no point in talking to them whatsoever.

        i just skip straight to the owner/manager

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        • woj
          <&(©¿©)&>
          • Jul 2002
          • 47880

          #5
          just a rant? I was hoping to see some names
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          • WiredGuy
            Pounding Googlebot
            • Aug 2002
            • 34516

            #6
            We got that feature, signup and let me know how i can help.
            WG
            I play with Google.

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            • Penny24Seven
              So Fucking What
              • Jun 2007
              • 6287

              #7
              hahaha yeah that sucks, let me just say this. We have nothing. I don't even have a fucking gallery posted. Yeah I Have them but none are posted. You want a banner? Make it yourself. You want pics? Well I will give you a pass to the members area and you can get your own. You want clips? Make them from the members area but no longer then a minute. hahaha
              Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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              • Ross
                Ik ben een aap
                • Sep 2002
                • 18874

                #8
                Franck I miss you.

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                • Tjeezers
                  Webmaster
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 16604

                  #9
                  ohh i had that so many times. With a lot of people.
                  But hee.. they are working on it... ( smoke another blunt ya guys, go to some more webmaster meetings to network with other sponsors, avoid webmasters they complain to much anyway... hell why do they call it webmaster meetings? )

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                  • VIPimp
                    Marina WILL have my babies!
                    • May 2003
                    • 9234

                    #10
                    Hit me up Franck, I got what you need...

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                    • Babaganoosh
                      ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 15841

                      #11
                      90&#37; of affiliate reps are as useless as my tits and as clueless as spacedog.
                      I like pie.

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                      • Tjeezers
                        Webmaster
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 16604

                        #12
                        true, they should hire top webmasters to do their holiday work.

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                        • BV
                          wtf
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 10914

                          #13
                          I feel your pain.

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                          • GetSCORECash
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 5527

                            #14
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                            • jscott
                              jscizzle
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 25456

                              #15
                              Originally posted by woj
                              just a rant? I was hoping to see some names
                              me too
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                              • Sands
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 3134

                                #16
                                Franck in '08!

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                                • pocketkangaroo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 8452

                                  #17
                                  The most annoying thing to me is how EVERY SINGLE PROGRAM comes into threads about conversions being down with "Oh shit, we just had our best month ever!" or "Our ratios just got better this year!".

                                  You'd think we'd all be converting at 1:10 with how awesome every company improves every month.

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                                  • SarahLLO
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 1168

                                    #18
                                    How about when you post a thread looking for a specific niche, and a rep comes in like "we don't have that, but we have _________" - what's the point? To annoy me?
                                    Give me money & buy my links here, damn it!

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                                    • VikingMan
                                      Exploiting human weakness
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 6869

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by brand0n
                                      ya we got that, hit me up.

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                                      • marketsmart
                                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 20419

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                        90% of affiliate reps are as useless as my tits and as clueless as baddog.
                                        i hear ya...

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                                        • Nicky
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 30071

                                          #21
                                          I feel ya Franck, now hit me up and let's see what pukedupcash.com can do for you

                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                          • faxxaff
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 2134

                                            #22
                                            All I remember about sales reps is that they know how I could make more money with them .... LOL ... they must be crazy telling this to me.
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                                            • wyldblyss
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 5779

                                              #23
                                              My beef is just people not reading the thread and responding in a totally inappropriate manner, whether it is an affiliate rep or not.

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                                              • Nicky
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 30071

                                                #24
                                                Congrats to the winners.

                                                gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                • SomeCreep
                                                  :glugglug
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 26118

                                                  #25
                                                  If you've got the money honey, we've got yo' disease.

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                                                  • CyberHustler
                                                    Masterbaiter
                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                    • 28795

                                                    #26
                                                    Hit up Josh at cootercash.com. They have what you need.
                                                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                    • rvincent
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 431

                                                      #27
                                                      Unfortunatly, it seems like many reps are like this (the same thing happened to me at least 5 times), but the good news is that there are plenty of other good sponsors.
                                                      Victoria Holyns : promote her siteHERE !

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