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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    Listen up people. I'm gonna confess.

    I have a massive pecker! It's thick and long and has a huge knob on top which drives the girls crazy.
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    • payd2purv
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2008
      • 2727
      #2
      You are short, 40, and resemble a heroin addict... Who are you kidding?

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3
          Fact is that every guy whos gonna mention something negative below this post (edit: or above as that dumb kid just did) is jealous and every girl that does that wants to fuck my peter.

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            • mailman
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2001
              • 6311
              #4
              im jealous!

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                • aico
                  Moo Moo Cow
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14748
                  #5

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                    • payd2purv
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 2727
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dirty F
                      Fact is that every guy whos gonna mention something negative below this post (edit: or above as that dumb kid just did) is jealous and every girl that does that wants to fuck my peter.
                      Have your balls dropped yet?

                      Dirty F your mom = every girl?
                      Last edited by payd2purv; 06-07-2008, 11:12 AM.

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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204
                          #7
                          Originally posted by payd2purv
                          Have your balls dropped yet?
                          The only place where my balls drop is in some chicks mouth tonight. I'll snap some pics if you want so you can see what its like to be hung like me.

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                            • payd2purv
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2727
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                              The only place where my balls drop is in some chicks mouth tonight. I'll snap some pics if you want so you can see what its like to be hung like me.
                              Keep the pics I'm tired of being embarrassed FOR you...

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                                • Farang
                                  one sick puppy
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 11713
                                  #9
                                  Even strippers say my cock is huge. Let's compare, how long is yours?
                                  fbm

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                                    • payd2purv
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 2727
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by AAK
                                      Even strippers say my cock is huge. Let's compare, how long is yours?
                                      If his dick was as big as he thinks it is... Do you think he'd be so angry at the world?

                                      Hey Dirty that's the centimeter side of the ruler not inches. HAR HAR HAR .... oh brother...

                                      I am 15 years younger than Dirty F and I don't even make troll threads about the size of my massive cock.
                                      Last edited by payd2purv; 06-07-2008, 11:24 AM.

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                                        • aico
                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 14748
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by AAK
                                          Even strippers say my cock is huge. Let's compare, how long is yours?
                                          no offense, but what kind of fucking idiot believes a stripper?

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                                            • Farang
                                              one sick puppy
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 11713
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by aico
                                              no offense, but what kind of fucking idiot believes a stripper?
                                              what kind of fucking idiot believes any woman?
                                              fbm

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                                                • payd2purv
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 2727
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                  no offense, but what kind of fucking idiot believes a stripper?


                                                  Strippers don't lie!

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                                                    • payd2purv
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 2727
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AAK
                                                      what kind of fucking idiot believes any woman?
                                                      HAHAHAHA ROFL! EVEN BETTER! wow. that sheds a whole new light on your first post.

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                                                        • Dirty F
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204
                                                          #15
                                                          Fuck, payd2purv you are one fucked up jealous kid. You go all crazy when i post about my cock. Scary really.

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                                                            • kmanrox
                                                              aka K-Man
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 29295
                                                              #16
                                                              you're a waste of both bandwidth and oxygen
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                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 59204
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                  you're a waste of both bandwidth and oxygen
                                                                  Another jealous person.

                                                                  Be happy that you have a tiny cock Kman or you wouldnt be able to fuck all those thai boys.

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                                                                    • aico
                                                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 14748
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Marky333
                                                                      nice animal
                                                                      That's no animal, that's God.

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                                                                        • Marky333
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                          • 974
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by aico
                                                                          nice animal

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                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 59204
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by aico
                                                                              That's no animal, that's God.
                                                                              Youre one weird guy They should lock you up.

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                                                                                • aico
                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  and God works in mysterious ways...

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                                                                                    • payd2purv
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                      • 2727
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                      Fuck, payd2purv you are one fucked up jealous kid. You go all crazy when i post about my cock. Scary really.
                                                                                      I am all about you and your big cock.

                                                                                      I am jealous but it's not of your cock. *wink*

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                                                                                        • Adultnet
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 8713
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          congrats !


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                                                                                            • Electric Lights
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • May 2008
                                                                                              • 224
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Franck, you are copying MetaMan's threads.

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                                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Electric Lights
                                                                                                  Franck, you are copying MetaMan's threads.
                                                                                                  Metatard has been copying my shit for ages. Just because he brags all the time and i only once in a while people think i'm copying him but believe me its the other way around.

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                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      165 pageviews and 24 replies already. Not bad considering that this thread is about the size of my cock.

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                                                                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                          • 30122
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                          I have a massive pecker! It's thick and long and has a huge knob on top which drives the girls crazy.
                                                                                                          Pics?



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                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                                              Pics?



                                                                                                              I would upload them but payd2purv would faint.

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                                                                                                                • payd2purv
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                  • 2727
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  So? I faint.. how does that affect you? post the pics.


                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                                  165 pageviews and 24 replies already. Not bad considering that this thread is about the size of my cock.
                                                                                                                  What this forum lacks is the feature that tells you who posted last in the thread.

                                                                                                                  Since this forum doesn't have that feature people are forced to check a thread for updates..

                                                                                                                  So the thread views on this forum are a tad skewed...

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                                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by payd2purv
                                                                                                                      So? I faint.. how does that affect you? post the pics.




                                                                                                                      What this forum lacks is the feature that tells you who posted last in the thread.

                                                                                                                      Since this forum doesn't have that feature people are forced to check a thread for updates..

                                                                                                                      So the thread views on this forum are a tad skewed...
                                                                                                                      Because everyone is constantly checking the thread to see updates about my cock.

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                                                                                                                        • payd2purv
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                          • 2727
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                                          Because everyone is constantly checking the thread to see updates about my cock.


                                                                                                                          Yes.... but no... they are curious to see what crazy shit you're ranting about today
                                                                                                                          Last edited by payd2purv; 06-07-2008, 12:15 PM.

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                                                                                                                            • payd2purv
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                              • 2727
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Well actually no fuck that..

                                                                                                                              The thread views are YOU looking to see if anyone cares about your dick.

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                                                                                                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                                                                                                  Doin fine
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 24984
                                                                                                                                  #33

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