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  • InternetIsForPorn
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2007
    • 848

    #1

    I'll turn your $500k into our $7 million. Investors welcome.

    I know, I know. What the fuck is this guy doing here looking for financing?

    But GFY has some of the most open-minded (duh) potential investors in the world - and some of the best thread trolls, so this thread will live a long life. Yes, I'm talking about you, the "oh go ahead take my money fuck off" guys.

    Now, onto business.

    I have a brilliant plan on how to turn $500k into $7 million within 24 months - or less. I have to say that this will involve both mainstream and adult businesses - but mostly focusing on mainstream!

    The plan revolves around the fact that I have found a market within the EU that hasn't yet been touched by Affiliate Networks and/or Programs. For example, last year the region had over $600 million in online sales (be it stuff from online shops or loans). This year (as of June) has already had over $500 million, so with the Holidays fever it should top $1 billion.

    Why is this interesting?

    Simply because ALL of those sales were generated from prepaid online advertising. NO AFFILIATE DEALS WHAT SO EVER. And this advertising has been done only on the top50-or-so sites within the region. And there are thousands!

    So the idea is to establish an Affiliate Network within the region and get 2-5% (eventually) from that online sales turnover.

    I have an indepth plan on the whole thing, but really would not want expose details here.

    So if you are interested and understand the potential of this kind of a project, please hit me up or email me at thatporndude [at] gmail
  • JamesK
    hi
    • Jun 2002
    • 16731

    #2
    I'm in. Where do I send the check?
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    • fris
      I have to go potty
      • Aug 2002
      • 55789

      #3
      coming from someone who has a gmail address for contact
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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94102

        #4
        Money sent...

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        • stickyfingerz
          Doin fine
          • Oct 2005
          • 24984

          #5
          I will send you a wire right away with the 500,000.00 However I will need you in good earnest to first send me a convience fee of a mere 1000.00 to my paypal to show that you are dedicated to the deal. Here is my paypal email. [email protected] As soon as the 1000.00 arrives we can proceed.

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          • InternetIsForPorn
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2007
            • 848

            #6
            Yup, keep it coming. This thread needs to LIVEEEEEE!

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            • woj
              <&(©¿©)&>
              • Jul 2002
              • 47880

              #7
              good luck with that
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              • SayWhut
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2008
                • 962

                #8
                Haha he has already made a few threads on this where he has been bashed on ...

                http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=831434

                http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=832027

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                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  best designer on GFY
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30307

                  #9
                  OH god not this shit again...
                  Can we just ban this pricks IP?
                  Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 06-07-2008, 10:40 AM.

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                  • Eat My Shit
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 65

                    #10
                    I BELIEVE HIM!!!

                    Nobody would just show up posting about this sort of shit.

                    He must be legit!!!!!!!



                    I just sent (by paypal) three times what you are asking so that I might make 21 million!!

                    Let me know when we are there! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • leedsfan
                      leedsfan
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 2564

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fris
                      coming from someone who has a gmail address for contact
                      lol gmail is cool. I can access all my accounts from anywhere. Now that google calendar is easy to use it makes sense. I can check my email from my Ipod Touch by the pool.
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                      • woj
                        <&(©¿©)&>
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47880

                        #12
                        Originally posted by leedsfan
                        lol gmail is cool. I can access all my accounts from anywhere. Now that google calendar is easy to use it makes sense. I can check my email from my Ipod Touch by the pool.
                        The problem is not it's a gmail address, the problem is that it's some anonymous kid with a pipe dream... if the thread starter gave some information about who he is, what he has accomplished, what other successful businesses he launched, etc things would appear 10x more serious then..
                        Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                        Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                        Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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                        • InternetIsForPorn
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 848

                          #13
                          Originally posted by woj
                          The problem is not it's a gmail address, the problem is that it's some anonymous kid with a pipe dream... if the thread starter gave some information about who he is, what he has accomplished, what other successful businesses he launched, etc things would appear 10x more serious then..
                          Good point btw.

                          Although this is GFY and people will troll this thread, this is just how shit works here.

                          But yes, I have:
                          Launched 4 affiliate programs (1 adult and very successful)
                          Launched and currently run an outsourcing business that revolves around SEO, PPC management and content creation (no, not porn)
                          Do a lot of build-operate-sell schemes with Blogs
                          And much more.

                          I'll gladly tell more after signing NDAs as the plan that I have will make me rich - and the investor richer.

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                          • payd2purv
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 2727

                            #14
                            Originally posted by InternetIsForPorn
                            Good point btw.

                            Although this is GFY and people will troll this thread, this is just how shit works here.

                            But yes, I have:
                            Launched 4 affiliate programs (1 adult and very successful)
                            Launched and currently run an outsourcing business that revolves around SEO, PPC management and content creation (no, not porn)
                            Do a lot of build-operate-sell schemes with Blogs
                            And much more.

                            I'll gladly tell more after signing NDAs as the plan that I have will make me rich - and the investor richer.
                            You'd think someone in your position would already have the contacts for investors..

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                            • Dirty F
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204

                              #15
                              Originally posted by InternetIsForPorn
                              Good point btw.

                              Although this is GFY and people will troll this thread, this is just how shit works here.

                              But yes, I have:
                              Launched 4 affiliate programs (1 adult and very successful)
                              Launched and currently run an outsourcing business that revolves around SEO, PPC management and content creation (no, not porn)
                              Do a lot of build-operate-sell schemes with Blogs
                              And much more.

                              I'll gladly tell more after signing NDAs as the plan that I have will make me rich - and the investor richer.
                              Yeah yeah, its always the people who know it all have done it all who dont have money.

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