just saying hey

Porn-Rasta get?s his first Blumkin

I?m back in my pad Toronto. Signing on to my instant messenger program on my laptop I see ?Fecal Friend? is on-line. I send an instant message jokingly that I would like to get a blumkin.

?Well your in luck,? she messages me back, ?I know just the girl.?

?Just so we are on the same page, a blumkin is when your given head while taking a shit.?

?Oh I know what a blumkin is honey.?

I was downtown delivering marijuana to a client in the financial section of the city. I stopped in at the restaurant ?Burrito Boyz? to get a burrito. I wanted to load up my colon, so in then next hour when I was to receive my blumkin I?d have a lot of crap to shit out.

Time came for my blumkin. I met the girl at ?Fecal Friends? apartment. I wasn?t surprised to see she was a complete dog. She looked like someone beat her with the ugly stick. But what the fuck. I was going to get her to suck my cock while I was taking a shit. She was just a vessel for me to achieve my goal of getting a blumkin.

I went to the bathroom and took off my pants, underwear and shirt.

I was primed to take a shit. The turd was poking its head out of my ass like a turtle sticking it?s head out of its shell.

?Ready?? I ask.

?Yes,? she replies. I push the big turd out. My cock was semi hard and she puts her head in my crotch and engulfs my cock with her mouth. I feel the beautiful heat from her mouth on my man meat. As the smell of my shit assaults?s my nostrils, she taking my cock in her mouth and sucking me off.

Being that close to the turd I just gave birth to drives the ugly bitch to suck my cock even more vigorously.

She takes her tongue and with it starts to lick my balls. I feel the need to push out another loaf. It feels like I?m lowering a rope of feces from my ass. When the turd breaks off and splashes toilet water up on to my ass. Some of the toilet water has reached up and hits the side of her face. She?s really into sucking and moaning at the same it.

She looks up, stopping for a moment and looks me right in the eye. ?I want you to cum in my mouth.?

?Much obliged sweetheart,? and a few moment later blow my load of cum in her mouth.