Ever put it in the wrong hole on purpose and then go "Oops! That was an accident"

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  • Electric Lights
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2008
    • 224

    #1

    Ever put it in the wrong hole on purpose and then go "Oops! That was an accident"

    And then keep plowing away anyway?
  • gideongallery
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 7082

    #2
    it called a southern trespass

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    • Dennis Rodman
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2005
      • 1060

      #3
      I call it assrape witha pretty fucking good alibi

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      • Shok
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 5611

        #4
        Yeah, my mom really hates that shit

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        • payd2purv
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2008
          • 2727

          #5
          Who hasn't?

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          • D Ghost
            null
            • May 2006
            • 9819

            #6
            im sure many people have

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            • halfpint
              GFY's Halfpint
              • Jun 2007
              • 15223

              #7
              sliped my finger in by mistake when wiping my bum a few times..it was horrendous

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              • GregE
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 2704

                #8
                Originally posted by Electric Lights
                And then keep plowing away anyway?


                But, of course, a gentleman will always apologize after he's finished.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Bury their face deeper in the pillow to muffle their screams

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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    nope, dont want to hurt anyone

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                    • PSSuperstars
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 1477

                      #11
                      It's easy to see who has really did anal
                      and who hasn't
                      in this thread ;)

                      The whole idea of accidentally slipping it in and plowing away is HILARIOUS..
                      She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.
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                      • Anthony
                        Keyboard Warrior
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 9653

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                        It's easy to see who has really did anal
                        and who hasn't
                        in this thread ;)

                        The whole idea of accidentally slipping it in and plowing away is HILARIOUS..
                        She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.
                        God's honest truth.

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                        • Jakez
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 5656

                          #13
                          Buddy of mine did this accidentally to his girl in the water at the beach. Let's just say she wasn't very happy.
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                          • fsudirectory
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2007
                            • 216

                            #14
                            its as good way to test a girl to see if shes game...

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                            • PSSuperstars
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 1477

                              #15
                              Fuck no it's not.
                              Unless your bitch is taking black dick behind your back, it's not a good way to test anything....

                              If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


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                              • GregE
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 2704

                                #16
                                Originally posted by halfpint
                                sliped my finger in by mistake when wiping my bum a few times..it was horrendous
                                Try using toilet paper next time you wipe your ass and maybe that won't happen

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                                • raven1083
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                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 7687

                                  #17
                                  yeah, and it really a shame!
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                                  • Eat My Shit
                                    Registered User
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 65

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                                    If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


                                    silly nerd.

                                    Are you describing the first time you took a cock? What is this?

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                                    • Eat My Shit
                                      Registered User
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 65

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Electric Lights
                                      Ever put it in the wrong hole on purpose and then go "Oops! That was an accident" And then keep plowing away anyway?

                                      Do you mean, same girl wrong hole? Or, do you mean "wrong hole = strange snatch (hot babe)???

                                      Sometimes when my girlfriend catches me hammering away on another hot babe, I say, "Oops! That was an accident" and then keep plowing away anyway. My girlfriend actually believes me when I say that . . and so I can continue screwing all the hot chicks I want and not get into any trouble at all! Oops! That was an accident.

                                      Next!

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                                      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                        WW4L
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 10581

                                        #20
                                        Do unto others as they do unto you....

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                                        • Vick!
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 6882

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                                          Fuck no it's not.
                                          Unless your bitch is taking black dick behind your back, it's not a good way to test anything....

                                          If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


                                          silly nerd.
                                          I don't have much idea, but this sound about right.
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                                          • Iron Fist
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 23400

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                                            She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.


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                                            • scottybuzz
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                                              • May 2006
                                              • 14799

                                              #23
                                              so many virgins in this thread lol
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                                              • Babaganoosh
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                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 15841

                                                #24
                                                I guarantee nobody is going to go on thrusting away at a sensitive hole that isn't self-lubricating. Stupid kids have been watching too many porn movies on Mom's computer.
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