Internext Tip: Men with limp "Dead Fish" handshakes. What do you think?

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  • 420
    cuck
    • Mar 2003
    • 11571

    #51


    Originally posted by baddog
    How long do you think people have been fist bumping?
    I dunno, what did howie mandel do before he invented that?
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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31378

      #52
      Originally posted by mineistaken
      LOL, I wanted to say the exact same thing (about American thing and teens here), but decided to be more political correct
      It so strange that even hard to believe it happens (except between colleagues-friends etc).
      I was at a poker game with my dad once and he bumped another guy (probably 22) after a hand. Thought that was the strangest thing.
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      • blackmonsters
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        • Nov 2002
        • 21001

        #53
        Originally posted by 420




        I dunno, what did howie mandel do before he invented that?
        Now if only they had all did the fist bump. Bam! Photo op heaven.

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        • RyuLion
          • Mar 2003
          • 32365

          #54
          You have a point man..

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          • LeRoy
            Porn Pusher
            • Jul 2007
            • 13362

            #55
            Originally posted by seeric
            For you, I just prefer if I can sit on your lap. That's the real man way to handle that greeting.

            You two would look totally cute together too
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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24812

              #56
              Originally posted by mineistaken
              You misunderstood me.
              I did not say I would refuse a deal because of that. I said that I would think "what is this joker doing". And then your business deal would prove me wrong afterwards, but my first impression would be bad, I would be less likely to initiate business talks with said person.

              I understand it when you do it with business partners you know very well, when your partnership has some degree of "friendship".

              Loud nightclub is another story, it is kind of "after party" and not an actual business setting, so it is not that bad.

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              • fuzebox
                making it rain
                • Oct 2003
                • 22353

                #57
                I can't stand the guys that close their hand too quick and grab my fingers. Happens a lot too.

                I also constantly get tripped up with the upwards hand bro-hug shake... Never properly anticipate that shit and always make it awkward.

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                • bronco67
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29026

                  #58
                  Has anyone ever had to deal with someone who tries to make a pissing match out of a handshake by not letting go at the appropriate moment. I wanted to use my free hand to smash his face, but my left sucks.

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                  • C H R I S
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 10842

                    #59
                    After last year no handshakes, that flu was dreadful.

                    But to answer your question, yes a limp handshake (especially a sweaty limpy) is usually a good indicator of a persons manliness... and other traits.
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                    • seeric
                      ..........
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 41917

                      #60
                      Originally posted by fuzebox

                      I also constantly get tripped up with the upwards hand bro-hug shake... Never properly anticipate that shit and always make it awkward.

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                      • VikingMan
                        Exploiting human weakness
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 6863

                        #61
                        I do the namaste bow with my hands together. Nobody ever shakes me hand when I do that. Shaking hands is the dumbest thing ever. The last thing I want to do is touch your fucking gross hand. Besides, I often pick my nose and ass so why would you want to shake mine?

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                        • ErectMedia
                          Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 7100

                          #62
                          Mine's limp as it's tired from counting stacks of adult income

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                          • RandyRandy
                            Clips still sell!
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 1708

                            #63
                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                            I'm old-school and was brought up with the idea a firm handshake is a sign of character and fortitude. A wimpy handshake is often indicative of a weak resolve or lack of confidence.

                            +1

                            Looking someone in the eye with a smile or a serious face (depending on the situation) and a firm handshake has always been my approach with men. With women, I almost always kiss them on the cheek.

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #64
                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                              I can't stand the guys that close their hand too quick and grab my fingers. Happens a lot too.

                              I also constantly get tripped up with the upwards hand bro-hug shake... Never properly anticipate that shit and always make it awkward.
                              Agree on both counts.

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                              • sarah_teamcmp
                                Registered User
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 29

                                #65
                                Alternatively, nothing annoys me more than the guy who thinks "firm handshake" means "crush bones." The perfect handshake is something like this; palms touch, grip feels intentional and enthusiastic, two pumps, and done.

                                But actually I like the idea of fist bumps better all around. We should just make that the official international greeting. Enough with the face-kisses, handshakes, and head nods.

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                                • Mickey_
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 4238

                                  #66
                                  I am switching to a new form of greeting, starting at Internext.

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                                  • crockett
                                    in a van by the river
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 76818

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                    its significance is antiquated... This industry has all walks of life. super confident go getters, guys who can barely make eye contact ever, loud guys, quiet guys.. none of it means shit at the end of the day. One thing I can tell you is though. You will never meet a scam artist who doesn't shake your hand firmly and look you in the eye first.
                                    This.. I've always looked at dudes whom over due the handshake routine in the same way as those butch lesbians whom over do the male act routine. In short I tend to think people whom try to over due the male alpha thing as trying to overcompensate for something else they are lacking.
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                                    • aka123
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2014
                                      • 4450

                                      #68
                                      The idea is to show that you don't have any weapon in your hand, not to break someone's hand. What I should mean with hand shaking?


                                      PS. I shake hands "normally" AKA not trying to challenge the other into some Alpha male contest.

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                                      • MaDalton
                                        I am Amazing Content!
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 39861

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by fuzebox
                                        I also constantly get tripped up with the upwards hand bro-hug shake... Never properly anticipate that shit and always make it awkward.
                                        ^^^this - i am german, i'm not used to things like this - so it is sometimes awkward for me when i either try to shake the fist of the other person or think i am done with the handshake and the other person continues with whatever the ritual consists of

                                        i learned to give a firm handshake and look the other person in the eyes
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                                        • Anthony
                                          Keyboard Warrior
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 9653

                                          #70
                                          For those who don't have a significant grip, or can't compete with someone who wants to crush your hand when shaking.

                                          When grabbing their hand, extended your pointer finger at them, like you are pointing. They'll squeeze their little hearts off trying to make you squirm, while you smile at their Pseudo Alpha shit not working.

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                                          • LAJ
                                            Gingerific
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 5567

                                            #71
                                            Well I'm a touchy feely kinda guy... chances are likely I'm going to give you a bro hug if you are a dude I get along with and respect, and a quick peck on the cheek if you are a female friend. Both if you are a really close male friend of mine.
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                                            • Relentless
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                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5697

                                              #72
                                              Practice makes perfect:


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                                              • tony286
                                                lurker
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 57021

                                                #73
                                                Hate limp handshakes but on the other side. The CEO of ibill shook my hand firmly , looked me straight in the eye and told me Son you are with a winner and then fucked me up the ass for 13k lol. So there is no set rule.

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                                                • RTP
                                                  aka Jimmy James
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 1335

                                                  #74
                                                  I won't shake someones hand in these circumstances (always happens at a show)

                                                  Buffet line.

                                                  Walking out of a restroom, and no "don't worry it's just water" does not make it okay drippy.

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                                                  • Mohawk Steve
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                                                    • Apr 2005
                                                    • 3223

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by sarah_teamcmp
                                                    two pumps, and done.
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                                                    • DBS.US
                                                      Geo Cities
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 11841

                                                      #76
                                                      This guy has a pronounced handshake and will look you in the eyes and smile when you greet.

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                                                      • JustDaveXxx
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 4111

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by tony286
                                                        Hate limp handshakes but on the other side. The CEO of ibill shook my hand firmly , looked me straight in the eye and told me Son you are with a winner and then fucked me up the ass for 13k lol. So there is no set rule.



                                                        I agree.

                                                        Personally, i'm a firm hand shake type of guy, but I don't judge on others hand shake styles.


                                                        Like I said before; Some of the wealthiest people, CEOs, people that are in charge of authorizing my wires, have had some of the softest hand shakes. I would be an idiot to judge these people on their hand shake alone.


                                                        That has been my experiences with hand shakes. No judgment from me.


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                                                        • 420
                                                          cuck
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 11571

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                          This guy has a pronounced handshake and will look you in the eyes and smile when you greet.

                                                          pornmasta has a top notch hand shake
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