ok my friend just sent this to me over ICQ....
long, but so worth the read!!!
hahahah
[17:51] ErectusX: I've got a crazy story from yesterday too...
[17:51] miss jody: wha?
[17:51] ErectusX: about my old car...
[17:51] miss jody: wha
[17:51] ErectusX: but it is kinda long
[17:51] ErectusX: and too crazy
[17:51] ErectusX: ok...
[17:52] ErectusX: so I come home and this dude calls me, that he would like to buy my car and that he really really wants it...
[17:52] ErectusX: ...and that he will call me in an hour, because he needs someone to drive him to my house
[17:52] ErectusX: So I waited
[17:53] ErectusX: He calls in an hour and says he friend can't make it, so I offered I could drive by, because it was not too far from CS offices
[17:53] ErectusX: this is like 9PM
[17:53] ErectusX: so I come there, call him, he walks out...and is this totally gay Vietnamese dude
[17:53] ErectusX: and asks me if it is OK to drive the car and listen to what it does for a 'longer' time
[17:54] ErectusX: so I say I have time...thinking he will drive it around the block for a while and maybe take it on the highway for a bit
[17:54] ErectusX: so we drive on the 101 and he says he has a friend mechanic that lives on the Pomona 60 freeway
[17:55] ErectusX: if it is OK to go there
[17:55] ErectusX: we're already on the highway, I'm in the shotgun, so I say...yeah...fuck it, let's go
[17:55] ErectusX: after like 20 mins...I ask him where this dude lives...and he says Ontario...so I get a little pissed that he hadn't told me that
[17:55] ErectusX: that is like kinda far from LA
[17:55] ErectusX: it is about 10PM now
[17:56] ErectusX: he has his 'friend's' address and phone number
[17:56] ErectusX: but has no clue where we're going
[17:56] ErectusX: I get a little suspicious
[17:56] ErectusX: after driving around and trying to reach his 'friend' we find the address
[17:57] ErectusX: this mexican pothead jumps in the back of my car
[17:57] ErectusX: they don't know each others names
[17:57] ErectusX: I get very suspicious
[17:58] ErectusX: the mexican dude tells me to drive somewhere....naive Vojtchkies assumes we're going to the shop (even though it is like 10:30PM)
[17:58] ErectusX: so we drive for about 10 mins and stop in front of this warehouse
[18:01] ErectusX: I am now totally scared...kinda like thinking I will die pretty soon
[18:01] ErectusX: wondering if the Mexican has a knife or a gun
[18:01] ErectusX: and if I'll get butt raped before I die or after or both
[18:01] ErectusX: so we stop in front of this big gate
[18:01] ErectusX: the Mexican dude gets out
[18:02] ErectusX: I ask this Vietnamese fuck what the hell is going on
[18:02] ErectusX: and he tells me his 'friend' just has to get something for him...and that he will check the car when he comes back
[18:02] ErectusX: So I'm like what the fuck
[18:02] ErectusX: tell me the truth
[18:02] ErectusX: what are you buying
[18:03] ErectusX: so he tells me he is getting a brick of coke
[18:03] ErectusX: me --> speechless
[18:03] ErectusX: what do I do now?
[18:03] ErectusX: kick him out of the car?
[18:03] ErectusX: do I get in a fight?
[18:03] ErectusX: where am I anyway?
[18:04] ErectusX: anyway...so the Mexican comes back with the 'something' and the Vietnamese dude gives him a bunch of cash
[18:04] ErectusX: I'm kinda like sweating at this point
[18:04] ErectusX: the Mexican dude (gay for pay I assume) tells the VietKong fucker that he'd love to come back to his house
[18:04] ErectusX: Vietnamese agrees
[18:05] ErectusX: Mex wants to go back to his house to pick up some stuff
[18:05] ErectusX: I take them there
[18:05] ErectusX: we're driving...I'm thinking how the fuck did I end up in this situation?
[18:05] ErectusX: A gay Vietamese idiot
[18:05] ErectusX: a Mexican gangster
[18:05] ErectusX: and Vojtchkies
[18:05] ErectusX: I'm lost so the Mex has to tell me directions
[18:05] ErectusX: he
[18:06] ErectusX: s stoned
[18:06] ErectusX: so his reactions are kinda slow
[18:06] ErectusX: I'm approaching an intersection and at the last minute he tells me to make a right
[18:06] ErectusX: I cut in front of a van and make the turn
[18:06] ErectusX: a cop car pulls behind me and starts following us
[18:07] ErectusX: the guys inside start freaking out that there are cops following us
[18:07] ErectusX: I start thinking that whatever we tell them will get us busted
[18:07] ErectusX: I stop the car
[18:07] ErectusX: cop slowly approaches my window
[18:07] ErectusX: flashes his flashlight in my eyes and asks me for ID
[18:08] ErectusX: I look in my wallet and...oops...left it in my other pants
[18:08] ErectusX: I have my CZ driver
[18:08] ErectusX: s license
[18:08] ErectusX: he tells me that is no good and asks for everyone's IDs
[18:08] ErectusX: I find my greencard
[18:08] ErectusX: the cops go back to their car to screen us
[18:08] ErectusX: the mex dude has no ID
[18:09] ErectusX: tells the cops he way in his jammies when we picked him up
[18:09] ErectusX: other cop asks me where we're from
[18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we're from HOllywood
[18:09] ErectusX: he asks where we're going
[18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we're driving back to LA
[18:09] ErectusX: he asks what we're doing in Ontario
[18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we came to pick up a friend...pointing at the mex dude
[18:10] ErectusX: he leaves too
[18:10] ErectusX: after 10 mins they come back and tell us that...
[18:10] ErectusX: we can go
[18:10] ErectusX: we stop at the dude's house and he gets his stuff
[18:10] ErectusX: he says we can take the 10 instead of the 60
[18:11] ErectusX: I follow his directions
[18:11] ErectusX: right before the 10 he wants to stop at his friends house by the exit
[18:11] ErectusX: ...more coke dealing going on there
[18:11] miss jody: omg this is a fucking novel
[18:11] ErectusX: Vietnamese dude starts complaining he is getting ripped off
[18:11] miss jody: ur lucky i love u
[18:11] ErectusX: I tell him he's an asshole
[18:11] ErectusX: we drive back
[18:11] ErectusX: takes almost an hour
[18:11] ErectusX: drop them off
[18:12] ErectusX: then it takes another 20 mins for the viet fuck to write me a check for a deposit on the car
[18:12] ErectusX: I drive home....drink a beer and fall asleep
[18:12] ErectusX: crazy huh?
[18:12] ErectusX: ok gotta go...another person coming to look at the car today :-)
[18:12] ErectusX: MWHAZAZZZZ!
long, but so worth the read!!!
hahahah
[17:51] ErectusX: I've got a crazy story from yesterday too...
[17:51] miss jody: wha?
[17:51] ErectusX: about my old car...
[17:51] miss jody: wha
[17:51] ErectusX: but it is kinda long
[17:51] ErectusX: and too crazy
[17:51] ErectusX: ok...
[17:52] ErectusX: so I come home and this dude calls me, that he would like to buy my car and that he really really wants it...
[17:52] ErectusX: ...and that he will call me in an hour, because he needs someone to drive him to my house
[17:52] ErectusX: So I waited
[17:53] ErectusX: He calls in an hour and says he friend can't make it, so I offered I could drive by, because it was not too far from CS offices
[17:53] ErectusX: this is like 9PM
[17:53] ErectusX: so I come there, call him, he walks out...and is this totally gay Vietnamese dude
[17:53] ErectusX: and asks me if it is OK to drive the car and listen to what it does for a 'longer' time
[17:54] ErectusX: so I say I have time...thinking he will drive it around the block for a while and maybe take it on the highway for a bit
[17:54] ErectusX: so we drive on the 101 and he says he has a friend mechanic that lives on the Pomona 60 freeway
[17:55] ErectusX: if it is OK to go there
[17:55] ErectusX: we're already on the highway, I'm in the shotgun, so I say...yeah...fuck it, let's go
[17:55] ErectusX: after like 20 mins...I ask him where this dude lives...and he says Ontario...so I get a little pissed that he hadn't told me that
[17:55] ErectusX: that is like kinda far from LA
[17:55] ErectusX: it is about 10PM now
[17:56] ErectusX: he has his 'friend's' address and phone number
[17:56] ErectusX: but has no clue where we're going
[17:56] ErectusX: I get a little suspicious
[17:56] ErectusX: after driving around and trying to reach his 'friend' we find the address
[17:57] ErectusX: this mexican pothead jumps in the back of my car
[17:57] ErectusX: they don't know each others names
[17:57] ErectusX: I get very suspicious
[17:58] ErectusX: the mexican dude tells me to drive somewhere....naive Vojtchkies assumes we're going to the shop (even though it is like 10:30PM)
[17:58] ErectusX: so we drive for about 10 mins and stop in front of this warehouse
[18:01] ErectusX: I am now totally scared...kinda like thinking I will die pretty soon
[18:01] ErectusX: wondering if the Mexican has a knife or a gun
[18:01] ErectusX: and if I'll get butt raped before I die or after or both
[18:01] ErectusX: so we stop in front of this big gate
[18:01] ErectusX: the Mexican dude gets out
[18:02] ErectusX: I ask this Vietnamese fuck what the hell is going on
[18:02] ErectusX: and he tells me his 'friend' just has to get something for him...and that he will check the car when he comes back
[18:02] ErectusX: So I'm like what the fuck
[18:02] ErectusX: tell me the truth
[18:02] ErectusX: what are you buying
[18:03] ErectusX: so he tells me he is getting a brick of coke
[18:03] ErectusX: me --> speechless
[18:03] ErectusX: what do I do now?
[18:03] ErectusX: kick him out of the car?
[18:03] ErectusX: do I get in a fight?
[18:03] ErectusX: where am I anyway?
[18:04] ErectusX: anyway...so the Mexican comes back with the 'something' and the Vietnamese dude gives him a bunch of cash
[18:04] ErectusX: I'm kinda like sweating at this point
[18:04] ErectusX: the Mexican dude (gay for pay I assume) tells the VietKong fucker that he'd love to come back to his house
[18:04] ErectusX: Vietnamese agrees
[18:05] ErectusX: Mex wants to go back to his house to pick up some stuff
[18:05] ErectusX: I take them there
[18:05] ErectusX: we're driving...I'm thinking how the fuck did I end up in this situation?
[18:05] ErectusX: A gay Vietamese idiot
[18:05] ErectusX: a Mexican gangster
[18:05] ErectusX: and Vojtchkies
[18:05] ErectusX: I'm lost so the Mex has to tell me directions
[18:05] ErectusX: he
[18:06] ErectusX: s stoned
[18:06] ErectusX: so his reactions are kinda slow
[18:06] ErectusX: I'm approaching an intersection and at the last minute he tells me to make a right
[18:06] ErectusX: I cut in front of a van and make the turn
[18:06] ErectusX: a cop car pulls behind me and starts following us
[18:07] ErectusX: the guys inside start freaking out that there are cops following us
[18:07] ErectusX: I start thinking that whatever we tell them will get us busted
[18:07] ErectusX: I stop the car
[18:07] ErectusX: cop slowly approaches my window
[18:07] ErectusX: flashes his flashlight in my eyes and asks me for ID
[18:08] ErectusX: I look in my wallet and...oops...left it in my other pants
[18:08] ErectusX: I have my CZ driver
[18:08] ErectusX: s license
[18:08] ErectusX: he tells me that is no good and asks for everyone's IDs
[18:08] ErectusX: I find my greencard
[18:08] ErectusX: the cops go back to their car to screen us
[18:08] ErectusX: the mex dude has no ID
[18:09] ErectusX: tells the cops he way in his jammies when we picked him up
[18:09] ErectusX: other cop asks me where we're from
[18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we're from HOllywood
[18:09] ErectusX: he asks where we're going
[18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we're driving back to LA
[18:09] ErectusX: he asks what we're doing in Ontario
[18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we came to pick up a friend...pointing at the mex dude
[18:10] ErectusX: he leaves too
[18:10] ErectusX: after 10 mins they come back and tell us that...
[18:10] ErectusX: we can go
[18:10] ErectusX: we stop at the dude's house and he gets his stuff
[18:10] ErectusX: he says we can take the 10 instead of the 60
[18:11] ErectusX: I follow his directions
[18:11] ErectusX: right before the 10 he wants to stop at his friends house by the exit
[18:11] ErectusX: ...more coke dealing going on there
[18:11] miss jody: omg this is a fucking novel
[18:11] ErectusX: Vietnamese dude starts complaining he is getting ripped off
[18:11] miss jody: ur lucky i love u
[18:11] ErectusX: I tell him he's an asshole
[18:11] ErectusX: we drive back
[18:11] ErectusX: takes almost an hour
[18:11] ErectusX: drop them off
[18:12] ErectusX: then it takes another 20 mins for the viet fuck to write me a check for a deposit on the car
[18:12] ErectusX: I drive home....drink a beer and fall asleep
[18:12] ErectusX: crazy huh?
[18:12] ErectusX: ok gotta go...another person coming to look at the car today :-)
[18:12] ErectusX: MWHAZAZZZZ!
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