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  • emjay
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    • Dec 2004
    • 4280

    #1

    Country snapshot : Israel



    Being married to a Jewish princess, I have had the pleasure of travelling to Israel on more than one occasion. The first thing that struck me when I first visited there was the rampant black humour of which I am a loyal fan ? I had never heard so many Jewish jokes in my entire life! The trait of not taking oneself too seriously came as a breath of fresh air, not least since we were living in Germany at the time, whose population aruably do!

    Whilst having the world?s hundreth largest population of only some 6.4m, Israel is a tech-savy country in more ways than one. Not only was the processor in your computer probably developed there, but this is also the country that lays claim to having the highest percentage of home computers per capita anywhere in the world.

    A recent study conducted by the Bank of Israel shows that in Israel the use of payment cards has surged in several sectors due to the recent economic boom there. Online shopping, thanks to a of a 72 penetration rate in household internet access, has played an important role, as well as the increasing number of merchants that accept payment cards.

    Technological advancement has brought its own contribution, allowing for the launch of new products on the market, including prepaid cards and smart cards. The issuer of Leumi Visa credit cards recently reported that the number of valid cards at the end of last year grew by 14 percent relative to the previous one.

    However, as with most developed markets, many Israelis are often relluctant to use their plastic friends online for fear of fraud, identity theft, or plain scared of being found out by an over-inquisitive wife! And believe me, I know what I am talking about!

    This might help account for why our pay-per-call phone billing solution is popular with surfers from there. No forms. No paper trial. Just easy and annoymous access to the forbidden fruits of your member area for a time duration of your choosing.

    And on the subject of phones, Jakie Mason?s hillarious cellphone sketch simply reinforces what I had long suspected ? the Israelies are a nation of cellphone junkies! This addiction was symbolically cast in stone back in 1998 in the shape of a cellular phone carved out of basalt rock which adorns the gravestone of Guy Akrish at the Ashkelon cemetery in southern Israel.(pic)

    It therefore stands to reason that you should include phone processing as part of your billing amoury in order to maximise your revenues from Israel and elsewhere in the Middle East.

    The Israilies love affair with the telephone has never waned, a fact of which I am harshly reminded of every month when our phone bill arrrives. I have learnt the hard way as to why Jewish Mothers make great parole officers. It is because they never let anyone finish a sentence.

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  • SteppenWolf
    Registered User
    • Sep 2006
    • 62

    #2
    Fuck Israel! The world never saw such a group of ugly big-nosed smart... thieves, scammers, pedophiles, murderers, hypocrats and back-stabbing refugees.

    The world will be better off without them.

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    • SteppenWolf
      Registered User
      • Sep 2006
      • 62

      #3
      This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"


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      • emjay
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 4280

        #4
        Originally posted by SteppenWolf
        Fuck Israel! The world never saw such a group of ugly big-nosed smart... thieves, scammers, pedophiles, murderers, hypocrats and back-stabbing refugees.

        The world will be better off without them.
        GFY
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        • emjay
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          • Dec 2004
          • 4280

          #5
          Originally posted by SteppenWolf
          This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"




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          • Stephen McTowelie
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2006
            • 734

            #6
            Originally posted by SteppenWolf
            Fuck Me! The world never saw such a ugly big-nosed smart... thief scammer , pedophile , murderer , hypocrat and back-stabbing refugee .

            The world will be better off without me.
            Hmm maybe you do have a point
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            • The Judge
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              • Jan 2006
              • 1647

              #7
              If you had 6.4 million ADDITIONAL in the US you'd all be cleaning shit for a living that's how much cut-throat competition you'd be having, so be grateful it keeps them there, that's why the US pays them a billions dollars a year, to make sure they stay there.

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              • The Judge
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2006
                • 1647

                #8
                Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.

                Originally posted by emjay




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                • Stephen McTowelie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 734

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Judge
                  Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.
                  You really are a retard aren't you !
                  Where precisely did you think the European Jews came from ?
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                  • marketsmart
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 20419

                    #10
                    i love Isreal....

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                    • The Judge
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 1647

                      #11
                      There in nothing European about them. They are genetically west Asian, similar to Armenians, that ended up in Europe through migration. Do you consider Gypsies European too?

                      Originally posted by Stephen McTowelie
                      You really are a retard aren't you !
                      Where precisely did you think the European Jews came from ?

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                      • themonk
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                        • May 2006
                        • 6511

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SteppenWolf
                        This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"


                        have to agree with that
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                        • themonk
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                          • May 2006
                          • 6511

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Judge
                          Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.
                          russians that changed their names lol..
                          Last edited by themonk; 06-04-2008, 03:40 AM.
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                          • voa
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 16532

                            #14
                            Israel its amazing combination of old and ultramodern, they are pretty high tech and very positive people.I just come from Israel and i would go again for sure.Amazing country

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                            • potter
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 6559

                              #15
                              Originally posted by emjay




                              send em over please

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                              • LilBro

                                #16
                                best trip i ever did was to israel. The women there were amazingly hot and so friendly. The beach was amazing. Oh and the girls were amazingly hot and so friendly : )

                                I was so sad to leave, every nite out on the town was great and i have some great hookup stories. Gonna try to go back in like a year...

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                                • Azoy?
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 2178

                                  #17
                                  to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
                                  you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
                                  in the meantime I have to say

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                                  • Isradude
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                                    • Mar 2008
                                    • 1842

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by themonk
                                    have to agree with that
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                                    • O MARINA
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 13794

                                      #19
                                      L'echaim

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                                      • themonk
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                                        • May 2006
                                        • 6511

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Isradude
                                        :
                                        she look nice
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                                        • Isradude
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                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 1842

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by O MARINA
                                          L'echaim
                                          Lechaim motek
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                                          • Isradude
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                                            • Mar 2008
                                            • 1842

                                            #22
                                            Amit "Isradude"
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                                            • Isradude
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                                              • Mar 2008
                                              • 1842

                                              #23
                                              Amit "Isradude"
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                                              • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 28609

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Azoy?
                                                to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
                                                you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
                                                in the meantime I have to say
                                                Your offended someone trashed israel so you trash on another country.. ?

                                                don't sink to the same level as someone who is being childish.

                                                You are mad at him because he made silly statements about a country he has likely never been to purely based on crap he has heard. So you turn around and do the exact same thing.

                                                be the bigger man
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                                                • Odin
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 2545

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Azoy?
                                                  to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
                                                  you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
                                                  in the meantime I have to say
                                                  The comments about Israel may be stupid, but yours are just propaganda as well. I've been to Iran, and Lebanon (and stayed in Hezbollah territory - Beqaa Valley near Baalbek) and Syria on my way back from Europe last year. I survived all three, and actually the people in all the places were as kind to me as could possibly be. I don't doubt if you were Jewish, or American (I know Syria makes it hard for American's to get into the country now days, not impossible though) it might be a little different, but nothing like you said.

                                                  I actually remember in the middle of the night walking around Beirut and bumping into two American tourists (about 20 years old) boyfriend and girlfriend and they were having no problems either, and myself and my friend went and hit some nightclubs (kind of lame compared to European ones but the Lebanese girls love white guys so was fun) with them. Sure their Government policies and religion aren't something I want to see in Europe any time soon, but the people themselves (particularly the Shia) are quite kind and down to earth and not very religious at all. I don't doubt Israel would be a decent place to visit, full of decent people, but the Government policy that they pursue is pretty appalling.
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                                                  • Isradude
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                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                    • 1842

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by themonk
                                                    have to agree with that
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                                                    • Adultnet
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 8713

                                                      #27
                                                      Israel is a must visit for all since such a culture , tradition, people and huge variety of ways to spend time good and i mean really good is not seen anywhere today.
                                                      Desert, Sea's, Parties, Mentality... awesome
                                                      Milk products - amazing
                                                      sun all over the place...
                                                      almost all people know English
                                                      just come and have fun


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                                                      • cleopatra0628
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                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 278

                                                        #28
                                                        ^^^ she looks nice.. ;)

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                                                        • Adultnet
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 8713

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by cleopatra0628
                                                          ^^^ she looks nice.. ;)
                                                          I would make her happy


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                                                          • Isradude
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                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 1842

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by themonk
                                                            have to agree with that
                                                            Amit "Isradude"
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                                                            • alby_persignup
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                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 3119

                                                              #31
                                                              I'd say there still Hot Israel girls here.
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                                                              • Isradude
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                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                • 1842

                                                                #32
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                                                                • Electric Lights
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2008
                                                                  • 224

                                                                  #33
                                                                  fuck israel

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                                                                  • Sid70
                                                                    Downshifter
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 16413

                                                                    #34
                                                                    no rasist threads please, good chicks are good arounf the globe
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                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 57559

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SteppenWolf
                                                                      This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"


                                                                      That's just scary!!
                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                      • Isradude
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                                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                                        • 1842

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Bryan G
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 8338

                                                                          #37
                                                                          LOL, this thread is fucked.

                                                                          I dont understand why anyone thinks that theircountry, religion or whatever is better than anyone else. Every place in the world has its unique features and hot woman.
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                                                                          • Isradude
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                                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                                            • 1842

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                                                                            LOL, this thread is fucked.

                                                                            I dont understand why anyone thinks that theircountry, religion or whatever is better than anyone else. Every place in the world has its unique features and hot woman.
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                                                                            • themonk
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                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 6511

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Isradude
                                                                              those are hot!!!
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                                                                              • Martin
                                                                                "Assassins"
                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                • 17274

                                                                                #40
                                                                                shalom to all my jew bros

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                                                                                • adonthenet
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 16753

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Shalom my friends! Israel Air Force RULE!
                                                                                  Israeli girls are HOT AS HELL!!! Come over to see for yourself!

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                                                                                  • emjay
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                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 4280

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                                                                                    LOL, this thread is fucked.
                                                                                    I know, I should have done Belgium instead Bryan lol

                                                                                    BTW, Barack Obama has pledged unwavering support for Israel in his first foreign policy speech since declaring himself the Democratic nominee for president.

                                                                                    He told the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (Aipac), a prominent Jewish lobby, Israel's security was "sacrosanct" and "non-negotiable".
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                                                                                    • Isradude
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                                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                                      • 1842

                                                                                      #43




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                                                                                      • The Judge
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                                                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                                                        • 1647

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        If you are so proud of your country why wont you go live there? Possible answer: a vampire cannot live of off other vampires?


                                                                                        Originally posted by Isradude

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                                                                                        • Azoy?
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                          • 2178

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Israeli women on youtube but warning do not watch unless you plan to jerk off.

                                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN6_OxOXVXM&NR=1

                                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glBSWLLKUcI

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                                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okP6tAKXheI&NR=1

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                                                                                          • Azoy?
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                                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                                            • 2178

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by The Judge
                                                                                            If you are so proud of your country why wont you go live there? Possible answer: a vampire cannot live of off other vampires?
                                                                                            typical ignorance responce because he has nothing smart to say.

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                                                                                            • Isradude
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                                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                                              • 1842

                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • just a punk
                                                                                                So fuckin' bored
                                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                                • 32385

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Nice reading, thanks! But I still don't understand is porn legal in Israel or not?
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                                                                                                • Isradude
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                                                  • 1842

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Amit "Isradude"
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                                                                                                  • AtlantisCash
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                                    • 3179

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by cyberxxx
                                                                                                    Nice reading, thanks! But I still don't understand is porn legal in Israel or not?

                                                                                                    Should be illegal if You're not making money
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