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  • lukeump
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    • Nov 2006
    • 366

    #1

    A man walks into a bar and says...

    A man walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a steak and kidley pie please". The bar man says "don't you mean a steak and kidney pie sir". To which the man replies "that's what I said did'li".
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  • HDV18
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    • Apr 2008
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    #2
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    • LilBro

      #3
      ... See Sig ?

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      • gornyhuy
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        • May 2002
        • 18041

        #4
        Thanks for sharing.

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        • Azoy?
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 2178

          #5
          gee that is interesting. full of crap.
          not funny at all
          Last edited by Azoy?; 06-04-2008, 07:16 AM.

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          • CDSmith
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            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            That's one of Data's jokes, from a start trek TNG episode

            from like 1987.
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            • CurrentlySober
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              • Aug 2002
              • 38975

              #7
              A man walks into a bar and says....






















              OWCH! Who left that fucking bar in my way...?
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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                A man walks into a bar...

                you'd think the guy behind him would have ducked.
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                • sniperwolf
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 17743

                  #9
                  heh, okay.
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                  • alby_persignup
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                    • May 2007
                    • 3119

                    #10
                    nyehehehe!
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                    • Tom_PM
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443

                      #11
                      Isn't that from the MASH episode where Hawkeye is trying desperately to prove to everyone that he's funnier than BJ?

                      Two nuns are riding bikes. One says to the other "I've never come this way before.", the other replies, "It's the cobblestones."
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                      • Brother Bilo
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                        • Jun 2007
                        • 4193

                        #12
                        I don't get it, why would someone want to eat kidney pie? Sounds disgusting.

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                        • directfiesta
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 30174

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                          I don't get it, why would someone want to eat kidney pie? Sounds disgusting.
                          Brits have awfull food ...

                          Ever saw anywhere restaurant with " British Cuisine " ?
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                          • Adultnet
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                            • Sep 2003
                            • 8713

                            #14
                            and then he go and post it


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                            • MandyBlake
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #15
                              i'm not a big joke person but that was just lame lol
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                              • kurtov
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                                • Dec 2007
                                • 347

                                #16
                                everyones prolly hear this one but...

                                A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bar tender says "hey fuck you, get out we dont serve drinks to mushrooms"

                                the mushrooms like "Awe why not man? im a fun guy (fungi)"

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                                • woj
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                                  • Jul 2002
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                                  #17
                                  yea, not that great, better luck next time...
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                                  • Methodcash Rick
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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 1720

                                    #18
                                    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

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                                      #19
                                      3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks.

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                                      • Scott McD
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                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 67792

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Methodcash Rick
                                        A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
                                        Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, why the long face ?"


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                                        • Tom_PM
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                          Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, why the long face ?"
                                          Celine Dion walks into a bar and 4 people are trampled to death in the rush for the only exit.
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                                          • CDSmith
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar with her husband Mathew Broderick. Bartender says "Hey you" pointing to Mathew Broderick, "park your horse outside"
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                                            • VeriSexy
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                                              #23
                                              That was lame
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                                              • Spunky
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                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978

                                                #24
                                                Oh man..that was bad

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                                                • madfuck
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                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 2032

                                                  #25
                                                  bump this thread

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                                                  • marketsmart
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                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 20419

                                                    #26
                                                    frank, claire, and kbizzle walk into a bar...

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                                                    • Kudles
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Wow that 5 seconds of me life I will never get back
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