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  • Mistah Charlie
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2007
    • 478

    #1

    Peeved about porn movies

    I am just so bored with our product

    You know, at this point I've watched maybe 50,000 pornos, and I think I can count the videos in which the girl laughed, or talked or said something funny. What's up with that? Is fucking really such serious business? I don't want a whole story with bad acting, etc., but it's just as weird and unnatural when the performers are silent. The girl just moans while the stud fucks her in the same basic positions before she kneels for the ceremonial facial. It seems so ritualized and unerotic.
    "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
    Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

  • bronco67
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2006
    • 29026

    #2
    This is a funny porn chick.

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    • d-null
      . . .
      • Apr 2007
      • 13724

      #3
      she seems pretty cool

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      • bronco67
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2006
        • 29026

        #4
        Even though I love Nikita Denise and she always cracks me up, I'd rather the girls shut up and get fucked.

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        • Socks
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 8475

          #5
          Ok here you go, this video will brighten your day then.

          http://www.norp.com/Ticklish_Spots/v...wWeYZOHwNNAsDJ

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          • payd2purv
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2008
            • 2727

            #6
            Watch more gonzo, casting/interview porno...

            Are you talking about the girl's personality showing or what the fuck?

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            • Kudles
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 5477

              #7
              Sorry you are getting bored. I don't think I have ever heard of anyone feeling that way.
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              • Mistah Charlie
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2007
                • 478

                #8
                Thanks for this

                Originally posted by bronco67
                This is a funny porn chick.

                "Now I am going to show you how is the dick sucking getting done". I was not bored ;) Does she talk like that all the way through the video?
                Last edited by Mistah Charlie; 06-02-2008, 05:13 PM. Reason: typo
                "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
                Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

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                • Mistah Charlie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 478

                  #9
                  You're must be kidding

                  Originally posted by Biddy
                  Sorry you are getting bored. I don't think I have ever heard of anyone feeling that way.
                  I said I felt that way about porn, not sex ;)

                  I know a lot of people feel this way, esp if you have been doing this five years or more.
                  "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
                  Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

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                  • Mistah Charlie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 478

                    #10
                    This tickling this is a good idea

                    Originally posted by Socks
                    Ok here you go, this video will brighten your day then.

                    http://www.norp.com/Ticklish_Spots/v...wWeYZOHwNNAsDJ
                    Nice site. Thanks. I may have to pimp this one. Yours?
                    "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
                    Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

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                    • Mistah Charlie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 478

                      #11
                      Good suggestions, but...

                      Watch more gonzo, casting/interview porno...
                      This is the worst, most repetitive type. You'd have to wade through ten thousand interviews to find one that is worth downloading.

                      Are you talking about the girl's personality showing or what the fuck?
                      Yes. Most of the girls do not show a lot of personality, esp while fucking. The solo site girls who have big personalities offer repetition of a different kind, with generally poor production value.
                      "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
                      Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

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                      • DBS.US
                        Geo Cities
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 11842

                        #12
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                        • bronco67
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 29026

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mistah Charlie
                          "Now I am going to show you how is the dick sucking getting done". I was not bored ;) Does she talk like that all the way through the video?
                          She doesn't talk much for the rest of the scene, because she has a 10 inch dick down her throat. Is that boring to you?

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                          • Mistah Charlie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 478

                            #14
                            Yes, it is

                            Originally posted by bronco67
                            She doesn't talk much for the rest of the scene, because she has a 10 inch dick down her throat. Is that boring to you?
                            Unless it was my ten incher, I'd rather watch the NBA finals.
                            "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
                            Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

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                            • SykkBoy2
                              Jesus loves bacon
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 19969

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Biddy
                              Sorry you are getting bored. I don't think I have ever heard of anyone feeling that way.
                              I'm actually quite bored by most of it too...
                              I'm just in the biz for the money...otherwise porn kind of bores me...
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                              • bronco67
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 29026

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                I'm actually quite bored by most of it too...
                                I'm just in the biz for the money...otherwise porn kind of bores me...
                                Why do something that bores you?

                                Do you get any free pussy from the porn business? Because since most guys make money to get more pussy, you can just cut out the middle man and get paid in pussy. Of course, pussy won't pay your mortgage, but you can live out of a shopping cart.

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                                • After Shock Media
                                  It's coming look busy
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bronco67
                                  Why do something that bores you?

                                  Do you get any free pussy from the porn business? Because since most guys make money to get more pussy, you can just cut out the middle man and get paid in pussy. Of course, pussy won't pay your mortgage, but you can live out of a shopping cart.
                                  What?
                                  Why would most guys make more money to get more pussy? That is pretty fucking silly and wait your like 22 or something right?

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                                  • Jim_Gunn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 5702

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                    What?
                                    Why would most guys make more money to get more pussy? That is pretty fucking silly and wait your like 22 or something right?
                                    You aren't seriously trying to debunk the idea that more money equals more pussy are you, he he?

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                                    • Kroy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 413

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                      This is a funny porn chick.

                                      You'd be surprised at how funny, entertaining and intelligent many (many!) of the girls can be. It's not always the girl's personality that's lacking, sometimes it's the director/shooter who just wants vanilla performance.
                                      A lack of communication between shooter and model is to blame in many circumstances too - she doesn't know what he wants and he doesn't tell her what he wants so they just go through the motions.

                                      Believe me, Nikita Denise (and many others) are more than entertaining in real life. Nikita is a fricken riot actually, loads of fun.
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                                      • ZenOne
                                        Registered User
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 67

                                        #20
                                        My pet peeve is music. Can't stand porn movies with music. It's so 80s

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                                        • MandyBlake
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 17761

                                          #21
                                          on herfirstfatgirl i'm all about real stuff. laughing giggling joking around and real sex. no faked bullshit. i HATE that.
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                                          • bronco67
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 29026

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                            What?
                                            Why would most guys make more money to get more pussy? That is pretty fucking silly and wait your like 22 or something right?
                                            then what do guys want more money for? So they can decorate their houses with Pottery Barn? So they can buy a Beemer or Mercedes?

                                            Why do you think a guy drives a BMW? It's not because he likes overpriced Bavarian automobiles. It's because girls like BMW's and it moistens up the pussy.

                                            You're kidding yourself if you don't think that every move a man makes doesn't ultimately = PUSSY.

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                                            • SirMoby
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 583

                                              #23
                                              My biggest complaint is having the camera on the guy's face. WTF is that all about? If there's a beautiful woman sucking on his dick I want to see her face.

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                                              • bronco67
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 29026

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SirMoby
                                                My biggest complaint is having the camera on the guy's face. WTF is that all about? If there's a beautiful woman sucking on his dick I want to see her face.
                                                yeah, I hate when that happens at the wrong time. That's why I pre-screen to the section where I want to finish, and make sure there's no ugly dude's contorted sweaty mug hogging the frame while I'm blowing my load.

                                                It kind of leaves me with no surprises, but i just switch to my left hand and it counterbalances everything.
                                                Last edited by bronco67; 06-03-2008, 06:33 PM.

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