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  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677

    #1

    The Cops just knocked on my door..

    and asked for my driving license.. 3 fucking month without a driving license
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  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #2
    So they just came and took your license? What had you done?

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    • skrog
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      • Feb 2003
      • 7230

      #3
      What did you do?
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      • Jens Van Assterdam
        The Dupre Pimp
        • Feb 2008
        • 6677

        #4
        speeding on the highway.. 130km/h were allowed and i was like 170km/h..
        Totally forgot about it so they had to knock the door and took the license off me. Now i have to face some extra EUROS to pay for their visit..
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        • Adultnet
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          • Sep 2003
          • 8713

          #5
          ouch thats fucked up..


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          • Spudman
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            • Aug 2002
            • 3198

            #6
            unlucky, you should have hidden
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            • Marky333
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2006
              • 974

              #7
              *knock, knock*
              - Who's there.
              - It's the Cops. We kill you!
              - oops...

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              • notoldschool
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2007
                • 5687

                #8
                LOL. Cops here wait to pull you over so they can add driving on suspeded charges. We are all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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                • Fucksakes
                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 7567

                  #9
                  I lost my licence to, had it for 3 years and forgot to go for my highway test.. didnt even think it been 3 years.. I check out the back of my card and FUCKSAKES I was to late.. I go and find out I need to start all over the 1 year probation shit.. so I got my 365 again and my gf has to drive everywhere.. really sucks especially since she just started driving.

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                  • payd2purv
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 2727

                    #10
                    In Canada they are good at fucking you for suspended licences.

                    Everything is soo backed up here they suspend your licence and you won't find out about it for 2 weeks to a month..

                    if you get pulled over cause you don't know you are FUCKED.

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                    • Penny Flame
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 729

                      #11
                      I would have answered the door naked.

                      and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                      I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                      but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                      I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
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                      • Jens Van Assterdam
                        The Dupre Pimp
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6677

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Penny Flame
                        I would have answered the door naked.

                        and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                        I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                        but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                        I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam


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                        • Sid70
                          Downshifter
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 16413

                          #13
                          took a pic of your car speeding up i guess... well, thats too much for a speed limit ticket i think.
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                          • GetSCORECash
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 5527

                            #14
                            I feel for you buddy!
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                            • Gary_TLX
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                              • Feb 2006
                              • 776

                              #15
                              Can't you fight it somehow and get your license back earlier? The other day I did 233 km/h according to my GPS. If they come for me, they'll shoot me on the spot. LOL.
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                              • GeoAdultKiel
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                                • May 2008
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                                #16
                                that sucks...
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                                • Farang
                                  one sick puppy
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 11713

                                  #17
                                  Fuckers took away my license for 20 months, I still drive though
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                                  • sicone
                                    Retired
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 18453

                                    #18
                                    at least they knocked, they could have just kicked the door down

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                                    • NiftyStats Jenna
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                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 1244

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Marky333
                                      *knock, knock*
                                      - Who's there.
                                      - It's the Cops. We kill you!
                                      - oops...
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                                      • RyuLion
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 32374

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                        I would have answered the door naked.

                                        and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                        I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                        but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                        I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

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                                        • Mister E
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                                          • May 2007
                                          • 958

                                          #21
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                                          • dav3
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                                            • May 2007
                                            • 7348

                                            #22
                                            That sucks dude.

                                            I get mine back in a few days though. :D
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                                            • starpimps
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                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 6954

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                              I would have answered the door naked.

                                              and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                              I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                              but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                              I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
                                              lol penny you are so quirky i love it
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                                              • eightmotives
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                                                • May 2007
                                                • 811

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                I would have answered the door naked.

                                                and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                                I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                                but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                                I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
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                                                • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 1541

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                  I would have answered the door naked.

                                                  and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                                  I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                                  but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                                  I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
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                                                  • Deej
                                                    I make pixels work
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 24386

                                                    #26
                                                    Penny Flame FTW!!!

                                                    You dont carry a purse, do you?


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                                                    • Ryan St. Germain
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                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 1269

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                      I would have answered the door naked.

                                                      and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                                      I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                                      but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                                      I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
                                                      that was seriously funny

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                                                      • tigermtb
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                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 1062

                                                        #28
                                                        Woah, that sucks.
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                                                        • payd2purv
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 2727

                                                          #29
                                                          what????

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                                                          • shekinah
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                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 8452

                                                            #30
                                                            Oh my.. at least your car isn't impounded?

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                                                            • shermo

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                              I would have answered the door naked.

                                                              and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                                              I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                                              but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                                              I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
                                                              WOW...I feel like bringing out my Cop Halloween costume and paying you a visit.

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                                                              • Ron Bennett
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 1653

                                                                #32
                                                                In much of the States, supended license doesn't mean much of anything...

                                                                Ie. in Pennsylvania, many people driving suspended get nothing more than a slap on the wrist, even those with numerous driving suspended violations.

                                                                Plus some suspended license drivers, are legally allowed to still drive on a limited basis, such as to and from work.

                                                                And in Philly, driving with no valid license and/or no vehicle registration and/or no insurance is par for the course - driving violations are basically ignored there, but they take parking violations very seriously ... heck to the extent, that A&E even filmed a short series "Parking Wars" in Philly.

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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I thought only a judge can take it away? or did the cop have a court order?

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                                                                  • Klen
                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                    • 32234

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Speaking about driver licence,i lost somewhere mine in house or outside and i cant found it.And i cant drive without it beacuse if cops caught you without it you need to pay 200$.Well looks like i will have to pay for reissuing.I just hope it will cost less then 200$.

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                                                                    • pr0
                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 23088

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I woulda been like

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                                                                      • Kudles
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 5477

                                                                        #36
                                                                        That sucks!!
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                                                                        • papill0n
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                                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                                          • 15547

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                          I would have answered the door naked.

                                                                          and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                                                          I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                                                          but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                                                          I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam
                                                                          w o w

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                                                                          • After Shock Media
                                                                            It's coming look busy
                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                            • 35299

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Does that now mean you cant move the mobile home legally now?

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                                                                            • qxm
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                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 5970

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                              I would have answered the door naked.

                                                                              and then requested a full body and cavity search.

                                                                              I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

                                                                              but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

                                                                              I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

                                                                              OK... wait! In all seriousness, have you ever hidden stuff in your pussy? If so ... What?? (Dildos and sex toys don't count!!!)
                                                                              Last edited by qxm; 06-02-2008, 05:22 PM.

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                                                                              • Penny Flame
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                                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                                • 729

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by qxm
                                                                                OK... wait! In all seriousness, have you ever hidden stuff in your pussy? If so ... What?? (Dildos and sex toys don't count!!!)
                                                                                there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
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                                                                                • After Shock Media
                                                                                  It's coming look busy
                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 35299

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                                  there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
                                                                                  Are you saying your pussy turns bad pot into great pot? Hmm what does burning pussy juice smell like anyways?

                                                                                  Oh wait do you just smuggle with the pussy, if so how many ounces at once?

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                                                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                    • 28609

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                                    there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
                                                                                    you grow pot in your pussy ?

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                                                                                    • iSMOKE
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                                      • 1028

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      sucks dude

                                                                                      i got a DUI a few months back (which is my most shameful moment in my entire life)

                                                                                      automatic 12month revocation of license. MANDATORY 24hrs-60 days locked up.

                                                                                      im waiting on my next court date to see whether or not i get 1night in the slammer or up to 2months...shit sucks

                                                                                      + a fine + court cost + i had to pay $100 usd already just to get my license back temporarily until my court date and i had to wait 30 days just for that. shit sucks when u have to get toted around by someone else...

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                                                                                      • Stephen McTowelie
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                                                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                                                        • 734

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                                        there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
                                                                                        LOL Penny !

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