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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    My balls are so big:

    My balls are so big that when i walk around and they slap together it sounds like people are giving me a round of applause for having such a big dick.

    me =
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    • Isradude
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2008
      • 1842
      #2
      LOL .....
      Amit "Isradude"
      ICQ - 395509039

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        • Quagmire
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2005
          • 6490
          #3
          correct me if I'm wrong, but if you actually had a big dick, wouldn't it get in the way of your balls slapping together?

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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682
              #4
              Originally posted by Quagmire
              correct me if I'm wrong, but if you actually had a big dick, wouldn't it get in the way of your balls slapping together?
              my balls are huge, they are so big my dick gets scared hanging over them because it always thinks its falling off a ledge of a mountain.

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                • spunkmister
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1362
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                  my balls are huge, they are so big my dick gets scared hanging over them because it always thinks its falling off a ledge of a mountain.
                  Elephantiasis is nothing to laugh at...

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682
                      #6
                      Originally posted by spunkmister
                      Elephantiasis is nothing to laugh at...

                      when i tap my girls from behind i make a "choo choo" sound and they always jump out the way thinking a train is hitting them.

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                        • spunkmister
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 1362
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          when i tap my girls from behind i make a "choo choo" sound and they always jump out the way thinking a train is hitting them.
                          yeah I used to make that sound when having sex as well, except I was also wearing the station master uniform and saying things like "next stop pleasureville!!"

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                            • MetaMan
                              I AM WEB 2.0
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682
                              #8
                              Originally posted by spunkmister
                              yeah I used to make that sound when having sex as well, except I was also wearing the station master uniform and saying things like "next stop pleasureville!!"


                              i like your style hehe

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                                • spunkmister
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1362
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan


                                  i like your style hehe
                                  it was all fun and games until she asked for a ticket refund cause she didn't reach her destination

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                                    • tranza
                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559
                                      #10
                                      Lololololololol.... How do you come up with this stuff??
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                        • sniperwolf
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 17743
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by spunkmister
                                          it was all fun and games until she asked for a ticket refund cause she didn't reach her destination
                                          now that's pity!
                                          ~Accepting design works~

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                                            • DixieDash
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 339
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                              My balls are so big that when i walk around and they slap together it sounds like people are giving me a round of applause for having such a big dick.

                                              me =
                                              Pics please
                                              http://www.StickyBoxBucks.com

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                                                • MetaMan
                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 28682
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by tranza
                                                  Lololololololol.... How do you come up with this stuff??
                                                  it is easy to speak the truth when u live it.

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                                                    • TurboAngel
                                                      H.B.I.C.
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 30122
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DixieDash
                                                      Pics please

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                                                        • Kudles
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 5477
                                                          #15
                                                          Nice one!
                                                          Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

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                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 20368
                                                              #16

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                                                                • eightmotives
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2007
                                                                  • 811
                                                                  #17
                                                                  His balls are about to fucking pop.
                                                                  - "Pimping Domains Ain't Easy"

                                                                  23868443

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                                                                    • tony299
                                                                      lurker
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 57021
                                                                      #18
                                                                      that pic looks painful . lol

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                                                                        • SexualDragon
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 3038
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I got big balls and I can not lie,
                                                                          u other brothas can't deny.....
                                                                          Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
                                                                          436-127-934

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                                                                            • payd2purv
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                                              • 2727
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Big balls would suck. It'd be like having big tits.. who needs that kind of attention..

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                                                                                • Michaelious
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 6720
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Well empty them!

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                                                                                    • potter
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 6559
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      congrats???

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