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  • Shok
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    • Apr 2001
    • 5611
    #51
    Girls in my shower are guaranteed to have the cleanest boobs in all the land

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      • datatank
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        • Aug 2004
        • 5471
        #52
        Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
        Yeah, I know. What you don't realize is that I have 2 other friends.
        So ha!
        So was it Rambo or Luie

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          • LauraLee
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            • Sep 2003
            • 3821
            #53
            Originally posted by pornreviewsource
            lol... i dunno maybe im just lucky but ive never had a gf who didnt want it at least 2 - 3 times a week which was perfectly fine with me....

            hmm... maybe i only date horny sluts?
            I could be off, but 2-3 times a week doesn't sound overly active to me. Like someone else mentioned, 2-3 times a day is getting your sexy time on actively.
            Having brothers, I have been privy to guy convo's for ages. In general ALL guys masturbate even when in a relationship. Me, I would be more shocked if they weren't jacking off.

            Sarah, tell your girl that conditioner is pretty common.

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              • 2012
                So Fucking What
                • Jul 2006
                • 17189
                #54
                he's doing it all wrong

                he should be jacking off IN her conditioner bottle
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                  • mrwilson
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                    • Jul 2007
                    • 5122
                    #55
                    He was just washing it, give the guy a break

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                      • fisheyecore
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                        • May 2008
                        • 152
                        #56
                        Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                        Pissed because he was using her favorite expensive conditioner as jack off lube.
                        Now she said she knows why it seems like she is going through a new bottle every other week.


                        Wouldn't that burn though?

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                          • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                            • Sep 2005
                            • 3550
                            #57
                            Originally posted by Shok
                            Girls in my shower are guaranteed to have the cleanest boobs in all the land
                            haha... yours isn't the only shower where that happens.
                            gone. long gone.

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                              • HorseShit
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 17513
                                #58
                                He really should have pulled her ass in there even with clothes on

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                                  • eightmotives
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                                    • May 2007
                                    • 811
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                    i sometimes wear a condom and fill it with hot sauce just for a lil extra zing so anything is possible.
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                                      • eightmotives
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                                        • May 2007
                                        • 811
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Shok
                                        Girls in my shower are guaranteed to have the cleanest boobs in all the land
                                        LOL!
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                                          • tranza
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 57559
                                            #61
                                            hahaha....sad for her!
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                                              • Violetta
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 28735
                                                #62
                                                haha,... funny!
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                                                  • DirtyDreamer
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                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 458
                                                    #63
                                                    Conditioner is a great lube when in the shower. My penis and pubic hair always feels silky and smooth afterwards. Maybe he should have squirted into the bottle to replace the conditioner that he used to keep her happy.
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                                                      • jmk
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 5391
                                                        #64
                                                        Bwahhahahhahah LOL

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                                                          • AZSarah
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                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 1651
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by DirtyDreamer
                                                            Conditioner is a great lube when in the shower. My penis and pubic hair always feels silky and smooth afterwards. Maybe he should have squirted into the bottle to replace the conditioner that he used to keep her happy.
                                                            You seem like a two birds one stone type of guy.
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                                                              • Sosa
                                                                In Tushy Land
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 40149
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by fartfly
                                                                he should be jacking off IN her conditioner bottle
                                                                lol i'd like to see her reply to that!

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                                                                  • Jman
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 22833
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Just blow the load in the conditioner bottle, this way she won't notice it going down to fast and you will do something good for the planet... WE NEED to recycle!
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                                                                      • MrDeiz
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                                                                        • May 2008
                                                                        • 9802
                                                                        #68
                                                                        hehe
                                                                        ask her to install hidden cam there
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                                                                          • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                                            • 5449
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                            I know.. when I shower with my girlfriend she loves to wash that part of me the most, normally its hand soap or body gel.

                                                                            I dont know about her.. but if I caught my gf masturbating.. Id probably think its hot as fuck or that I am not satisfying her.. which maybe why she is so pissed.
                                                                            puuuleeeze, the more masturbation the merrier! tell her to wash that part of you with her mouth every morning
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                                                                              • SarahLLO
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                                                                                • Oct 2007
                                                                                • 1168
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                                Pissed because he was using her favorite expensive conditioner as jack off lube.
                                                                                Now she said she knows why it seems like she is going through a new bottle every other week.


                                                                                Wouldn't that burn though?
                                                                                I used to use Alterna's White Truffle shampoo & conditioner, I would've killed my boyfriend if he had wasted that shit. At the time it was like $100 for the shampoo, $150 for the conditioner, this was right when it was first released... of course, I hadn't bought it, it had been given to me by Alterna because I was able to convert lots of people to their line. But still!
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                                                                                  • collegeboobies
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                    • 3644
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by pornreviewsource
                                                                                    i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

                                                                                    uhh because guys with girlfriends wish they were single? try it sometime.

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                                                                                      • collegeboobies
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 3644
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        and BTW why would conditioner burn??? You put it on your head, does it burn your scalp?

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                                                                                          • Honez
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                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 6636
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by PR_Tom
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                                                                                              • DixieDash
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                                                                                                • May 2008
                                                                                                • 339
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                He should go buy a bottle of lube or some of the cheap conditioner.
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                                                                                                  • u-Bob
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                                                    • 33063
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by fartfly
                                                                                                    he should be jacking off IN her conditioner bottle

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                                                                                                      • Tom_PM
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                                                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                                                        • 16443
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by Honez
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                                                                                                          • Persius
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                                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                                            • 11779
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                                                                                                            puuuleeeze, the more masturbation the merrier! tell her to wash that part of you with her mouth every morning
                                                                                                            i like the way your thinking!

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