Be Jennidahling's WHIPPING BOY during Miss XBIZ Pageant ...

**A-Bomb** · 05-28-2008, 03:23 PM

I nominate Luca... my runner up is LPY HAHHAHAA You were bombed at Ybor LOL

**Ahoddie** · 05-28-2008, 03:40 PM

I nominate Steve Javors to be everyone's slave.

He can mix our drinks.

**JenniDahling** · 05-28-2008, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by starpimps

ill be in a bananna hammock, other than that i have no use

this post is useless without pics

**Tjeezers** · 05-28-2008, 06:21 PM

k, let me try the flowers again

Meet ya this year in Amsterdam?

**starpimps** · 05-28-2008, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by JenniDahling

this post is useless without pics

i dont take pics, i only make sexy time

**MediaManiac** · 05-28-2008, 11:01 PM

i agree with zombiegirl.. take fuzebox..! lol

**WiredGuy** · 05-28-2008, 11:11 PM

Whipping boy, sounds dirty!
WG

**Madame0120** · 05-29-2008, 02:26 AM

Experience.

**Anthony** · 05-29-2008, 05:18 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

Looking for a stud to assist JenniDahling while she is judging the Miss XBIZ Pageant in Vegas this July. Duties will include, but are not limited to:

- whispering opinions/advice on the contestants (as well as sweet nothings) in her ear.

- occasional fanning/spritzing

- keeping her shaded

- hydrating her (use your imagination)

- fly your company colors for the many photo ops

Apply in this thread now. Tell us what you bring to the table to make the event even more spectacular

This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it.

Line starts here...

______________

**WiredGuy** · 05-29-2008, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by Anthony

This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it.

Line starts here...

______________

Where's the lineup for keyboard warriors?
WG

**Anthony** · 05-29-2008, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Where's the lineup for keyboard warriors?
WG

Behind me Charles.

Please don't bring the +4 Vorpal Logitech keyboard. That's unfair!

**SilverCash Jake** · 05-29-2008, 08:35 AM

Hey Kitty,

Any room for a Canadian whipping boy? Ill bring the whips, you bring the whip cream.

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-29-2008, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Anthony

This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it.

Line starts here...

______________

i love it, a spin off event to decide the outcome of the other event. i want front row!

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-29-2008, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by SilverCash Jake

Hey Kitty,

Any room for a Canadian whipping boy? Ill bring the whips, you bring the whip cream.

uh-oh, he knows the magic words, serious contender here.

**Moe** · 05-29-2008, 09:16 AM

A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...

**Lia19** · 05-29-2008, 09:18 AM

How about a "whipping girl" better yet "whipping girls" i could call some friends

**Kudles** · 05-29-2008, 09:32 AM

Good luck to that guys booty!

**miss_jody** · 05-29-2008, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by rhon23

aren't you everyones bitch?

LMAO

**_Richard_** · 05-29-2008, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Anthony

This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it.

Line starts here...

______________

you're on big daddy!

GRRR!

**_Richard_** · 05-29-2008, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Anthony

Behind me Charles.

Please don't bring the +4 Vorpal Logitech keyboard. That's unfair!

**Ahoddie** · 05-29-2008, 11:48 AM

There's gonna be a TON of eye candy at this show. Very excited.

**FightThisPatent** · 05-29-2008, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Santa Monica Traffic Seminar
There is no money to be made in SEO

LOL.. that was said by an audience member in my traffic panel. I was doing an explanation of traffic using plastic hats.. there was bob the builder yellow hats, and a burger king crown that sleazy wore and everyone looked at you. that was like 3 years ago .. classic

Fight the memory lane!

**FightThisPatent** · 05-29-2008, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by XBIZAnne

There's gonna be a TON of eye candy at this show. Very excited.

anne, please bring the foot candy, can't leave those fetishes out.. we must be uniters, not dividers.

Fight the stinky sugar!

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-29-2008, 01:53 PM

[QUOTE=Moe H;14251119]A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...QUOTE]

you forgot the kitty ears

**RyuLion** · 05-29-2008, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Lia19

How about a "whipping girl" better yet "whipping girls" i could call some friends

that would be 10000000000000 x bettter!

**RyuLion** · 05-29-2008, 02:47 PM

[QUOTE=Imortyl Pussycat;14252476]

Originally posted by Moe H

A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...QUOTE]

you forgot the kitty ears

can I have one of those shirts? I'm going to a lesbian bar next week..

**Pornwolf** · 05-29-2008, 03:04 PM

I'm in... As long as she can take it as well as she can give it.

**Eat My Shit** · 05-29-2008, 04:06 PM

Oh shit - she is HOT!

**Rochard** · 05-29-2008, 04:19 PM

Count me in the running.

Here's why:
1) I'm hung like a can of Pringles.
2) I don't sleep around.
3) I can give great advice and I'd pay good money to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
4) I'm Omnipresent (which was really Jenndarrrrrrrlings idea in the first place - got to give proper credit!)
5) I can properly shade her - I used to live in Arizona so I can handle the heat!
6) I don't believe in man love.
7) I don't have herpes.
8) I can stand a good whipping.
9) I won't fondle her. Unless she wants me to.
10) I don't drool. Well, most of the time.

Etc etc.

Now... who do I have to fuck to get this gig?

If not BOB from Lightspeed Cash will be sure to be around. He's not hung like a can of pringles but he has huge balls. He might make a good back up plan.

**JenniDahling** · 05-29-2008, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by A-Bomb

I nominate Luca... my runner up is LPY HAHHAHAA You were bombed at Ybor LOL

ummm, who was what?

I've seen roses less red than your eyes were!

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-29-2008, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by Rochard

Count me in the running.

Now... who do I have to fuck to get this gig?

If not BOB from Lightspeed Cash will be sure to be around. He's not hung like a can of pringles but he has huge balls. He might make a good back up plan.

am i to understand that you would fuck BOB to get this gig if it came down to it? I hope you cleared this with BOB before making such an interesting public proposition.

**Madame0120** · 05-30-2008, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

am i to understand that you would fuck BOB to get this gig if it came down to it? I hope you cleared this with BOB before making such an interesting public proposition.

Aww sweetie ... you don't need all these bruts around you! You need a more mature lady to advise you, and keep the nasty trollers at bay.

But I ask you ....
Isn't it a given? That we'd all stand in line to make beautiful love to BOB?

**Anthony** · 05-30-2008, 04:21 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

am i to understand that you would fuck BOB to get this gig if it came down to it? I hope you cleared this with BOB before making such an interesting public proposition.

I'd pay good money to do that.

**shermo** · 05-30-2008, 04:42 AM

As always, Jenni's threads deliver!!! I'd nominate myself, but my Irish skin melts in the sun

**B O B** · 05-30-2008, 05:31 AM

oh wow...

I feel the love this morning!

what a way to end the week!
hahahhaha

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-30-2008, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by Madame0120

But I ask you ....
Isn't it a given? That we'd all stand in line to make beautiful love to BOB?

Let's stand next to each other in that line and take him two on one

**JenniDahling** · 05-30-2008, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

Let's stand next to each other in that line and take him two on one

Now THAT I gotta see!!!!

Ladies, please bring 2 forms of id's...

**Moe** · 05-30-2008, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

Let's stand next to each other in that line and take him two on one

Ill be changing my name from Moe to Bob

**B O B** · 05-30-2008, 11:34 AM

With all due respect and love
I dont think you two could handle me

**Ahoddie** · 05-30-2008, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by B O B

With all due respect and love
I dont think you two could handle me

HilARIOUS.

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-30-2008, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by B O B

With all due respect and love
I dont think you two could handle me

We could handle you with our hands tied behind our backs

**Hollywood Horwitz** · 05-30-2008, 04:27 PM

where does this take place?

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 05-30-2008, 04:42 PM

at Xbiz Summer Forum in July, at the HardRock pool next to the DJ stand. is that specific enough? I am not even sure on the date. Usually the second day of the show so Thurs. maybe?

**Ahoddie** · 05-30-2008, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by Hollywood Horwitz

where does this take place?

XBIZ Summer Forum. Hard Rock Hotel. Poolside. July 10. Noon. Be there or be rectangular.

**Madame0120** · 05-31-2008, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

at Xbiz Summer Forum in July, at the HardRock pool next to the DJ stand. is that specific enough? I am not even sure on the date. Usually the second day of the show so Thurs. maybe?

Well shoot! We aren't scheduled to work X Biz, dang it. Bob thinks we couldn't handle him? I've handled him before .. with you there, he'd be our lil slut, fer sure.

Jesus on a Dino, I do believe my pink parts tingled!

I'm HEALED!

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 06-02-2008, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Madame0120

Well shoot! We aren't scheduled to work X Biz, dang it. Bob thinks we couldn't handle him? I've handled him before .. with you there, he'd be our lil slut, fer sure.

Jesus on a Dino, I do believe my pink parts tingled!

I'm HEALED!

oh fuck, i just laughed so hard i cried! you will be missed and BOB has a reprieve til next he dares to challenge us. xoxoxo

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 06-02-2008, 10:31 AM

Ok, Jenni, time to choose a slave....err assistant.

**_Richard_** · 06-02-2008, 11:05 AM

slave? maybe i should withdraw my name..

what is the definition of 'slave'?

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 06-02-2008, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by SBR Richard

slave? maybe i should withdraw my name..

what is the definition of 'slave'?

ok, that's my sadomasicistic side talkin, my bad. guess that's where i got "whipping boy" from LOL. Jenni is looking for "an assistant aka eyecandy"

**_Richard_** · 06-02-2008, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

ok, that's my sadomasicistic side talkin, my bad. guess that's where i got "whipping boy" from LOL. Jenni is looking for "an assistant aka eyecandy"

oh i see.. so this is just a 'mistake in terms' and the person won't really be a slave.. but assistant.

works for me!

Vote DICK

Be Jennidahling's WHIPPING BOY during Miss XBIZ Pageant ...

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