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  • MeganS
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1487

    #1

    Somone wants me dead?

    I just got the most amazing spam ever!!!!!!


    SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.



    I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.

    Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing in my next mail.

    Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be.

    Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

    Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as well.

    For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as I await your reply to this e-mail contact:[email protected]

    Mr.Tony Jak




    Common scam ... but seriouslly funny!!
    http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/hitman.asp

    xoxo,
    Megan
    Megan S
    Broadcast, Licensing and DVD
    www.nmgmanagement.com
  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #2
    I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong address. Delete that. It means nothing.

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    • seeric
      ..........
      • Aug 2004
      • 41917

      #3
      On a serious note though, that's the dumbest thing you can communicate through email, even as a joke. I would not want the attention that could come from that.

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      • Mister E
        Confirmed User
        • May 2007
        • 958

        #4
        Originally posted by A1R3K
        I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong address. Delete that. It means nothing.
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        • Voodoo
          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
          • Sep 2002
          • 10600

          #5
          At 7PM, you're going to see this guy...

          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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          • munki
            Do Fun Shit.
            • Dec 2004
            • 13393

            #6
            Serious bidness... and look Gmail addy... Internets Gangsta's Mail... Best Be Fraidzzz

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            • SykkBoy2
              Jesus loves bacon
              • Feb 2001
              • 19969

              #7
              definitely creative...
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              • VikingMan
                Exploiting human weakness
                • Jan 2008
                • 6870

                #8
                They want you dead but the rest of us want you ALIVE!

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                • Rochard
                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 75764

                  #9
                  Damn it, they got it wrong. I don't want them do a hit on you; I want them to grab you off the street and bring you to me so I can have my way with you.....

                  Eric too.
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                  Brooklyn, NY

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                  • _Richard_
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 30989

                    #10
                    funny gmail hasn't figured out how to can that stuff

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                    • sniperwolf
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 17743

                      #11
                      lol! what a sick mind!

                      who knows, it works with morons!
                      ~Accepting design works~

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                      • HotMonica
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 562

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SWorldMegan
                        Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend.
                        the best part is the typo - if you pay your life won't be spared, you'll actually be speared!

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                        • payd2purv
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 2727

                          #13
                          Damn send that spam to the wrong paranoid pothead and you could have yourself some easy cash..

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                          • RyuLion
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 32378

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Voodoo
                            At 7PM, you're going to see this guy...
                            you freacking gnome spammer..

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              I would probably report it

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                              • DaLord
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 3318

                                #16
                                http://www.google.com/search?q=b.pat...=Google+Search

                                Nevertheless... report it as it's not funny.

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HotMonica
                                  the best part is the typo - if you pay your life won't be spared, you'll actually be speared!


                                  Britney speared...

                                  I know, bad pun, but I couldn't help myself.

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                                  • Socks
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 8475

                                    #18
                                    I'll take you dead or alive!

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                                    • million
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 789

                                      #19
                                      I am going to save this spam heh
                                      <sig spot goes here>

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                                      • helic0pter
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 155

                                        #20
                                        It's sad but people fall for this shit all the time. There's legitimately a good portion of people in the world who would be genuinely afraid and try to pay that guy money.
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