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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30188

    #1

    Buy a new or used car : get a free HANDGUN !!!!

    ... looks like the Michael Moore segment of getting a riffle for opening a bank account is still hot ....


    US car dealer in free gun offer

    A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.

    Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.

    Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.

    Owner Mark Muller said: "We're just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to."

    The dealership sells new and old vehicles, including General Motors and Ford cars and trucks, and its logo shows a cowboy holding a pistol.

    It has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the past three days, an increase which the owners put down to their promotional offer.

    Inspiration from Obama

    Mr Muller said that every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" chose the gun, rather than the gas card.

    He recommends a Kel-Tec .380 pistol, which he describes as "a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket".

    He added that the promotion was inspired by recent comments from one of the Democratic nominees for the presidential election, saying: "We did it because of Barack Obama.

    "He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns."

    The website advertisement for the offer, which continues until the end of the month, mentions that an approved background check on gun ownership is required.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7416120.stm

    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30188

    #2
    his website is ... a ... riot

    http://www.max71.com/


    can't be more redneck then that !
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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    • The Judge
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2006
      • 1647

      #3
      Praise the Lord

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      • Domain Diva
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        • Oct 2007
        • 10180

        #4
        thats just crazy what next get a pump action shotgun with every other happy meal at mcdonalds

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        • woj
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          • Jul 2002
          • 47880

          #5
          great way to get some free publicity... heh
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          • Jens Van Assterdam
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            • Feb 2008
            • 6677

            #6
            and i thought japanese society is fucked..
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              The gun will last longer than the gas will.

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              • jalami
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 845

                #8
                I think that kicks ass. Btw it's not actually a gun there but a $250 voucher at a local gun dealer, so all rules are still in place.

                This somehow reminds me of a story I heard about a gas station in Quebec, back in the good ol' days, that would give a free beer with a fill-up. Of course the beer would be opened for the driver on-site... if he didn't have a bottle opener drilled to the dashboard heh heh heh
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                • DixieDash
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                  • May 2008
                  • 339

                  #9
                  That is an interesting way to sell cars.
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                  • IllTestYourGirls
                    Ah My Balls
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 14311

                    #10
                    that redneck is laughing all the way to the bank!

                    Originally posted by directfiesta
                    his website is ... a ... riot

                    http://www.max71.com/


                    can't be more redneck then that !

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                    • Andiz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 2594

                      #11
                      "He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns"

                      In other words, he's offended by Obama's characterisation even while in the next breath demonstrating it's essentially accurate?

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                      • farkedup
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2490

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Judge
                        Praise the Lord
                        and pass the ammunition
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                        • geedub
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3489

                          #13
                          pretty decent deal.. get a nice pistol for 1/2 off pretty much, atleast with wisconsin prices.
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                          • stickyfingerz
                            Doin fine
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24984

                            #14
                            Marketing 101.

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                            • rowan
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 17393

                              #15
                              I thought this had to be a story by theonion, until I saw the BBC URL.

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