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I misplaced my scorecard. How many be-headings have there been so far? Has it hit double-digits? Granted, it sucks for the guy getting beheaded, but if you stay the fuck out of Syria, Iraq, Somalia and a few other select countries you have a way better chance of dying by falling out of bed than by being be-headed by a terrorist group.
I'm taking 3 days off next week and I hear the opium is great in Kabul, Afghanistan. But am I going there? No - I'm going to Phuket. People who go to war zones run a much bigger risk of being beheaded than those who do not. It's as simple as that.
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