Penny Flame in prison :( :(***********

nice stuff

Got me...! I assumed they had made a law against those perfect titties.

totally knew what was going on in here

she is all over the place

NIce tits on her.

I blame it on the reefer

That is one jail I would not mind spending some time in...

nice

That would be an excellent assumption, but I have my medical marijuana card, so anytime I get pulled over, they just give my pot back.

Last time I got pulled over this is how the conversation went:

Me: what seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: well mam, you don't have a license plate, and your windows have a limo tint.
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry officer! Here, here is all my info.
Cop: Man, I have to tell you that it smells like marijuana in here. Do you have marijuana on you?
Me: Yes sir I do. I have an 1/8 of day time weed in the center console, some night time weed in the glove box, and a couple pot cookies under the passenger seat. Perhaps you'd like to search my car?

At this point, he walks around, opens the door for me, (and just having gotten off set I looked pretty banging I must admit!) and I step onto the street in one of the shortest skirts I own, titties hanging out everywhere.

Cop: Mam, do you have anything else in here I should know about?
Me: Well, I told you about the pot, and about the cookies so no. OH WAIT YES! my trunk is full of pornography. I don't want you to think I'm a total perv!

(this is where the cop goes back and opens my trunk to reveal at least 10 different titles and 8x10's that I carry for this exact purpose)

Cop: Is this you? WOW! The last pornstar I pulled over didn't look anything like her pictures! But you are lovely!
Me: Well, what was her name?
Cop: oh, she said her name was ******* *****. She didn't look to good.
Me: Oh yeah, its a shame about her. I think she developed a huge crack problem.
Cop: I would have to agree. Actually my partner said the same thing, and she got pretty offended. We searched her car as well and found plenty of evidence pointing to this truth. It's a good thing you just smoke pot. That will never get you in trouble. Would you mind signing an 8x10? I'd love to hang it in my locker!

So this was my last pot related encounter. Let me refill my coffee and I'll tell you about the time I got shit faced in Havasu and was hauled to jail within twenty minutes of arriving in town...

Nice....!

The very first time I ever met Stephanie Swift, it was because our lawyer hooked us up to go on a content shoot in Havasu. Now, Stephanie had rented a house boat for the weekend, and all we had to do was show up.

I had never met her before, so after my best friend Snugs (the artist formerly known as Snuggle Bunny) leave LA at 3am to get to Havasu by 12 noon, you can imagine our excitement. A kid on his way to DisneyLand couldn't match the emotional rollercoaster we found ourselves on, so as soon as Stephanie and her man finished the "required boating class", we proceeded to pour shots for the crew.

5 shots of Jager and 3 shots of Goose later, someone screams "Jet Ski!!!"

I hear this, grab the nearest life vest and go running off the boat, also screaming "Jet Skit Jet Ski Jet Ski!!"

Snugs and I hop on, him driving, and he mashes the little craft out into the middle of the lake and proceeds to do his best to throw me off into the water. After laughing so hard I felt like I would vomit, I decide "fuck that! Try and throw me off? I'm gonna throw your ass off! And right back onto the houseboat."

This is the point where my judgement failed me entirely, and I sped my watercraft into the "No Wake" zone and started doing donuts about 50 yards from the houseboat. Trying to throw Snugs onto the houseboat from the Jet Ski. Now I guess hindsight is always 20/20, but how was I to know No Wake meant you cant make waves, and that drunk driving a jet ski is way illegal.

After Snugs gathers himself, and wipes the tears of joy from his face (he and I always try to kill eachother, whether its with pot, liquor or a jetski), I notice that a boat full of official looking type people (formerly known as cops) are motioning for me to come to them.

I put the jetski on high and mash over to them, spinning and splashing them as I approach. This is how THAT conversation went.

Cop: Mam, have you been drinking?
Me: You bet your sweet ass I have I'm in HAVASU BABY!!!!!!
Cop: (not laughing) mam, we're gonna need you to step on the boat.

Now while all this was going on, Stephanie was sitting at the back of our houseboat in terror, knowing full well what was coming next.

HANDCUFFS!

So I'm screaming "GET THE MOTHERFUCKING CAMERA, WE CAN'T PAY FOR THIS KIND OF CONTENT" as both Snugs and I are being hauled away for an O.U.I.

This is a picture from the next day, because fortunately we bailed out.....(actually my roommate had been locked up a couple weeks prior and I bailed him out, so his pops bailed us.....karma baby)

But this is the outfit I wore to jail. Minus the hat, which would have fallen off had I been wearing it during the death donuts in the No wake. Thought you might enjoy....



yes, I went to jail in a thong bikini and marijuana leaf pasties. Let me just tell you....

Upon arriving at the jail, I asked the guy checking me in if he needed me to peel off the pot leaf stickers, or if he wanted to do it himself. I then asked to be thrown in the bullpen with all the other guys because I have a feeling it will be more fun than sitting by myself. Well his answer proved only this: AZ cops have absolutely no sense of humor.

awesome story

its only the story of my life amigo....

the story of my life....

Damn I need to post more penny flame content

Penny Flame = great marketing

there goes the prison rules..

LOL you got me on this

Let me rescue you Penny!

You really have a great personality Penny!

can i bail her? out?

haha.. i bet you were a little popular in prison

hehe that is funny as hell

Great Havasu stories. I am going back to the River this weekend.

hahah I thought this thread was for real! :P that would really suck!!

my stories are definitely real.....thats what my probation officer tells me anyway!!!

This thread rocks....

agreed, thanks to the Penny Flame vs the police stories

bump for the night crew

Great stories Penny.I probably would have been tazed and bonked on the bean with a night stick if I told the cops I had that much weed

nice

Hot chicks get away with more

Damn Penny, you seem like a cool chicka!

"Shitfaced in Havasu"

There's a booktitle in there for sure.

where is the handcuffs?

Penny is one cool chick.

I fucking love her

She's too funny!!

i love it. please tell me those were san diego cops. they are always the mellow ones. sometimes i think some of them are stoned too.

Page 2 of Penny lawlessness

wheres the secret arrest video?

that was actually off plummer, when I was on my way to the old Shanes World house...

I know its been a minute, but I try not to encounter many po po's

nice stuff makes me want to break into jail n be with>..